Topic: Knives are very inefficient to eat chicken with,
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 started this discussion 15 years ago #7,109
I'm just...stabbing the pieces and trying not to cut my mouth.
FUCK MY STOMACH FUCKING HURTS
FUCK MY STOMACH FUCKING HURTS
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #124,516
Try a shovel. It's like a spoon, but it can hold a whole piece of chicken. No, fuck that. It can hold a whole entire chicken. Now THAT'S efficiency.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,518
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
You can hold a whole entire chicken.
My stomach hurts slightly less now.
You can hold a whole entire chicken.
My stomach hurts slightly less now.
benny joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,524
QUESTION: what kind of knife
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,528
@124,518 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
See, I couldn't do that. I'd be like "God damn, this is a whole entire chicken, and mankind was never meant to hold it" and drop the chicken. It's like going up to a nun and going "Stop hitting yourself" whilst punching her with her own arm. It just can't be done.
See, I couldn't do that. I'd be like "God damn, this is a whole entire chicken, and mankind was never meant to hold it" and drop the chicken. It's like going up to a nun and going "Stop hitting yourself" whilst punching her with her own arm. It just can't be done.
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The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,646
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,891
@124,528 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)I'd shove the whole damn cock down your throat. D:
@124,524 (benny)
Looked a bit like the third knife down.
benny replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,897
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,901
@previous (benny)
I could have used a cool knife, but I didn't feel like walking all the way across the house to get it.
I could have used a cool knife, but I didn't feel like walking all the way across the house to get it.
benny replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,905
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,913
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Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,916
At least they are efficient at killing communists.Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,921
@124,915 (benny)
The Netherlands doesn't have a Chinatown? I see, I see. Go to Russia, they'll sell you anything.
The Netherlands doesn't have a Chinatown? I see, I see. Go to Russia, they'll sell you anything.
benny replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,923
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Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,944
@previous (Ninjj)
http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/us/store/knife-sets/zwilling-j-a-henckels-4-pc-twin-grip-colorful-kitchen-knife-set-194702115833689/
Yup.
http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/us/store/knife-sets/zwilling-j-a-henckels-4-pc-twin-grip-colorful-kitchen-knife-set-194702115833689/
Yup.