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Minichan

Topic: ITT: Send me questions to ask kgb.

Meowth started this discussion 15 years ago #7,103

Yes, that one you see on the commercials and cost like $0.99 a question.

Also, be patient because they're not the fastest at responding.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #124,416

inb4 how does anyone go so far as etc.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,417

> What is my favorite color?
Your favorite color is most likely blue. It's a common favorite color of both men and women all ages. Have any more questions for us?

@previous (B)
Post it and I'll ask it.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,418

How bored are you, child?

!penisGseqs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,419

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,424

@124,418 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I'm surprised they haven't responded to it yet.

@previous (!penisGseqs)
Now to wait for a reply.

Meowth (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,428

@124,418 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I'm going to resend this one.

@124,419 (!penisGseqs)
> Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
This question has been translated to mean "Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,429

@124,424 (Meowth)
@previous (Meowth)
No, it's a question to you. How bored are you?

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,431

@124,418 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> How bored are you, child?
People get bored when they can not think of anything to do. If you are bored, ask kgb_ some questions! Or look us up online! We at kgb_ are never bored.

Meowth (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,432

@124,429 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I lol'd, but I thought it'd be funnier to send it to them. Also, I'm moderately bored and a bit depressed. Not as much as earlier though.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,437

@previous (Meowth)
Thought you were. Why, what's up?

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,440

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Unsure. I'm pretty fine right now though. I'll ask that to kgb.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,443

What are some effective ways to kill myself with household items?

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,444

@124,437 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> Why, what's up?
Whoops! Looks like you've texted kgb_ by mistake. Don't worry, you haven't been charged.

@previous (E)
Waiting for reply.

!penisGseqs replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,445

What is Minichan BBS?

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,446

@124,443 (E)
Still haven't replied.

@previous (!penisGseqs)
Waiting for reply.

Meowth (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,448

@124,443 (E)
I don't think they're going to reply to that.

@124,445 (!penisGseqs)
> What is Minichan BBS?
Minichan BBS is one of the many AnonTalk clones founded in 22nd June, 2010.

Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,450

Does Myriam have gonorrhea? What is poodle block?

replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,451

Who is Kimmo Alm?
and
Who is Authorized Clone?

Anonymous D double-posted this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,452

@124,448 (Meowth)
Lol'd.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,459

@124,450 (Ninjj)
> Does Myriam have gonorrhea?
Waiting for reply.
> What is poodle block?
Waiting for reply.


@124,451 ()
> Who is Kimmo Alm?
Waiting for reply.
> Who is Authorized Clone?
Authorized Clone is a company that promotes meaningful, anonymous internet communication. It is located in Portland, Oregon.

replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,460

@previous (Meowth)
> Authorized Clone is a company that promotes meaningful, anonymous internet communication. It is located in Portland, Oregon.
Fucking lol'd.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,469

@124,450 (Ninjj)
> Does Myriam have gonorrhea?
Still waiting.
> What is poodle block?
Still waiting.

@124,451 ()
> Who is Kimmo Alm?
Kimmo Alm is a male who regularly tweets on Twitter. He says that he has an illegal Tinychan clone site.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,475

@previous (Meowth)
> Kimmo Alm is a male who regularly tweets on Twitter.
LOLWTF?!

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,476

@previous (E)
I lol'd hard. I'm still waiting for those two questions. I sent it like 3 times each. Having doubts they'll answer them.

Meowth (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,477

@124,450 (Ninjj)
> Does Myriam have gonorrhea?
Emma or Miriam McDonald got gonorrhea from Jay one night in season 4. She gave into Jay peer pressuring her into oral sex.
> What is poodle block?
Still waiting.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,479

I have no idea what this is but it sounds hilarious

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,482

@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
http://www.kgbanswers.com/

Meowth (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,487

@124,450 (Ninjj)
> What is poodle block?
We're very sorry, but every day we get a few questions we can't answer. This is one of them. No charge.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,491

@124,482 (Meowth)
lol what a strange idea

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,493

@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
It's pretty amusing. Got any questions?

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #124,496

@previous (Meowth)
Why do I have to love her?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,503

@124,493 (Meowth)
Is Meowth intentionally running up someone else's phone bill sending all these questions?

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,504

@124,496 (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
> Why do I have to love her?
Some people fall in and out of love quickly and often while others are never really in love as much as they are in lust. Love does not have a specific reason.

replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,505

Why is OP a faggot? Where did sim go? Why is your job so awful?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,506

@124,493 (Meowth)
Why does everything on the screen move when I stare at it? Why does my vision start to black out if I look at something for a few seconds? D:

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,508

@124,504 (Meowth)
That just makes it worse... boohoo

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,511

@124,503 (E)
> Is Meowth intentionally running up someone else's phone bill sending all these questions?
Can you please clarify your question so we can answer you properly. No Charge yet.

@124,505 ()
> Why is OP a faggot?
Waiting for reply.
> Where did sim go?
Waiting for reply.
> Why is your job so awful?
Waiting for reply.

@124,506 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> Why does everything on the screen move when I stare at it?
Waiting for reply.
> Why does my vision start to black out if I look at something for a few seconds? D:
Waiting for reply.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,512

What is the question of the century?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,759

Where did you go Meowth? Update replies please. Some of these are fucking hilarious.

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,760

@124,469 (Meowth)
> Kimmo Alm is a male who regularly tweets on Twitter.
Basically they employ lots of people to search Google? They must have seen Sgt. Sysop (the guy pretending to be Kimmo on Twitter) and guessed that was him. Retards.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,768

@previous (H)
Yes. My girlfriend did some work for Ask ChaCha (similar service) in college. If you are a good googler you can make like 9 bucks an hour.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,825

@124,505 ()
> Where did sim go?
Please clarify your question to us so we can provide the correct answer. No charge for this one.
> Why is your job so awful?
Apologies, but we love our job at kgb_, and are here 24/7 to answer your questions!! Do you have any more for us?

@124,506 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> Why does everything on the screen move when I stare at it?
Not medical advice: You may be experiencing Vertigo. It is a hallucination that everything is moving.
> Why does my vision start to black out if I look at something for a few seconds? D:
Not Medical Advice: It could be caused by different factors which include lack of carbohydrates or increased intraocular pressure. You should see an MD.

@124,512 (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
> What is the question of the century?
The Question of the Century Obama addressed the Communications Workers of America's annual conference in Washington.

@124,759 (H)
Fell asleep waiting for replies.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,827

@previous (Meowth)
> > Where did sim go?
> Please clarify your question to us so we can provide the correct answer. No charge for this one.
Ask where did Simon Frost go. :3

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,846

@previous (D)
> Where did Simon Frost go?
Please clarify which Simon Frost you are referring to. No charge yet.

Brifag !penisGseqs replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,851

@previous (Meowth)
Where did Simon Frost, admin of Minichan, go? :D

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,868

@previous (Brifag !penisGseqs)
> Where did Simon Frost, admin of Minichan, go? :D
We're very sorry, but every day we get a few questions we can't answer. This is one of them. No charge.

replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,871

What are you wearing?

double-posted this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,873

@124,868 (Meowth)
Dammit. :'(

Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,876

Why are the walls bleeding?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,877

Who or what is r04r?

Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,879

Why the hell are the fucking walls screaming?

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,881

@124,871 ()
kgb_ is a company and as such, does not wear clothes. But its agents do wear clothes as others and may compose of a shirt and a pants or a blouse and a skirt!

Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,884

@previous (Meowth)
Translation:
> $1

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,888

@previous (Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG)
Basically, yes.

sim joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 months later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #278,120

hi.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #278,121

@previous (sim)
Hello Simon.

sim replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #278,122

@previous (L)
sup
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