Topic: If you did not recently inherit $2.3 million...

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,023

...then, frankly, I genuinely pity you.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 seconds later[^] [v] #855,583

Define inherit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #855,585

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Someone passes away, and they leave their money to you in their will.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #855,586

@OPauper
Why didn't you inherit 2.4 million, praytell?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #855,587

Wouldn't it be more respectable to earn your money?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #855,588

@855,585 (A)
Warsden Milliam "Mill" Biller passed away?!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #855,593

Donate to minichan. Thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #855,606

@855,587 (D)
What, are you going to refuse an inheritance?

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #855,609

@previous (A)
you should get rich *before* your relatives start dying.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #855,615

inb4 it’s all blown on consumer goods

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #855,621

Open up your own fora and pay the users to not shitpost. Then you'll have the best fora in the whole wide world.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,642

@previous (H)
Minichan™ is the best fora. Thanks.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,645

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Don't you also have $15 million worth of forgotten Bitcoin?

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,649

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Are you the obsessed Autist who is incapable of reading a joke??? Tell me it is not you! I thought you were reasonably intelligent!

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,657

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
My IQ is 65 and I have Parkinson's disease

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,687

@OP
You're aware, of course, that practically everyone on MC is a millionaire? That was established some time ago.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,699

If, praytell, your family had over 2 million, then why did they not help you when you were poor and hungry in China?

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,704

@previous (K)
Because MAtt’s mom tried to set some boundaries and to make him learn the value of work. It was no use.

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,707

@previous (G)
True bud. True.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,766

@855,699 (K)
Because I was not poor and hungry in China.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,769

@855,657 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> My IQ is 65 and I have Parkinson's disease

we know, svet

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,774

@855,766 (A)
Bullshit.... You claimed one time you were in hospital in China, and you were hungry, and the hospitals there don't feed their patients.

Another lie perhaps?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,780

@previous (K)
That is not “being poor and hungry” that is incidental

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,782

@previous (A)
In other words, poor and hungry. Thanks.

Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,785

@previous (K)
have you never experienced hunger???

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,786

@previous (L)
Nope

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,839

@855,774 (K)
You retarded obsessed autist.

Did Matt fool you again by saying something that wasn't? He's a bad man for being a tricky trickster! Obsess over him some more, that was something like five years ago. Move on with your life.

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,858

@previous (M)
Keep it to one uid Matt. Thanks.

Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,868

@855,786 (K)
why?? are you constantly eating?

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,881

@previous (L)
I don't eat a lot. Never breakfast, sometimes lunch, and sometimes dinner. Some days I don't eat at all.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,882

@previous (K)
So in your entire life, you have never experienced the human sensation that is called “hunger”?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,883

@previous (A)
She is always hungry.

Anonymous M replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,893

@855,882 (A)
He has only experienced the hunger of obsession. No amount of obsessionposting will satiate it through, as proven by decades of posting about Matt for 16 hrs per day.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,896

@previous (M)
lol

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #855,962

@855,893 (M)
You seem obsessed.

Lenin joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #856,113

We are coming to take your money.