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Topic: The string on tampons should come with a banana and 2 pears attached to it.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #71,001

Then women would understand that manspreading is a question of comfort and not an aggressive mating signal to their ugly asses.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #855,254

thought this would be a Triptych getting bloddy thread..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,279

@previous (B)

> thought this would be a Triptych getting bloddy thread..

Trptych getting bloddy thread..

Getting bloddy thread..

> Bloddy

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,280

Kewk would like this

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,356

untrue

Anonymous E double-posted this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,357

also if your balls are the size of pears you should see a doctor

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,362

@previous (E)

> also if your balls are the size of pears you should see a doctor

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,383

@855,357 (E)
Don't you judge me. Big balls run in the family. I have a high sperm count, too. Don't you sound jealous?

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,391

@previous (G)
why do you care about your sperm count? are your massive pear-shaped testes tender to the touch and that's why you can't sit in a way that doesn't bother people??

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,396

@855,383 (G)
why did you get your sperm count tested? don't people usually only do that if they're concerned about their fertility?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,398

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Everyone needs to feel a sense of achievement. I feel sorry for them.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,400

@855,383 (G)
also do you spend a lot of time examining the ball size of your relatives?

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,402

@855,391 (E)

> why do you care about your sperm count?
I can produce lots of healthy babies.
> are your massive pear-shaped testes tender to the touch and that's why you can't sit in a way that doesn't bother people??
The way I sit bothers no one. Instead of manspreading, I simply rest one leg on top of another.

@855,396 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> why did you get your sperm count tested? don't people usually only do that if they're concerned about their fertility?
I did it awhile back to prove to my then girlfriend that having big balls meant great fertility. I dumped her afterwards for her stupidity.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,406

@previous (G)
. . . . .

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,414

@855,402 (G)
those things do not correlate afaik

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #855,673

@micrOPenis
Why aren't your genitals as big as an cucumber and two pineapples?
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