Topic: People seem pretty pissed with me, so here are some excuses for why you shouldn't ban me.

Mods, please sticky this for a few hours, maybe a day or two.
Also, this is a serious post. I'm even skipping 7th period just to finish writing this as soon as possible.

Alright, so a few weeks ago people were kinda upset with me about my blog (https://minichan.org/topic/68663). They thought it was retarded and that I was retarded, so they wanted me banned. Apparently the biggest problem was that I kept mentioning it in other threads (as a joke), so I stopped. As I'm far younger than most people here, I have a different sense of humor, and it can be hard to be portrayed accurately. If I'm making a joke, but I'm the only one that gets the joke, then I shouldn't be making the joke.

But that's not what I'm here to talk about. I need to talk about the chat. About a week ago, I started using the chat, and since then everybody has been split into groups:

1. The people who hate me because I'm annoying and think I should be banned (example: Trademark91).
2. People who pity me because I'm young (just turned 17 yesterday) and think that it isn't a big deal (example: fake_anon).
3. People who I think are somewhat annoyed by me, but still engage in conversation anyway for whatever reason (becky, Catherine, owen_delong).

I would like to address these groups backwards. To group three, thanks for putting up with my shit.

To group two, I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. (that was a joke)

But the most important thing I wanted to "discuss" was group three. I was going to make this just about Trademark91, because he really pissed me off, but that would be petty and wuld miss the point. I want to take your criticism and learn from it, but I also want you to learn from me.

So, here's a disclaimer: If my identity become known here, I will forever leave minichan. I'm very introverted and if you knew me IRL you'd be pretty damn surprised to find out that I was 16bitch. I'm going to reveal some personal info here, but not too much that's over-the-top. Other namefags have discussed personal matter here, so I feel like I'm obliged to do the same. If you realize that you know who I am, please contace me IRL to talk about it for a litttle, and please never reveal anything about me on here, or tell anyone about my activities here.

Alright, I'm a little nervous, but here we go:

I legitimately have mild depression and severe anxiety. I have a GPA of roughly 1.5 and I feel horrible about it. I know this sounds very, very cliche, but I do hate myself. I feel like a burden to my family, friends, others and even myself. I have contemplated suicide in the past, but have never attempted it, and am not suicidal at the moment, though my depression and anxiety are at very low points. I am a very pessimistic nihilist, and sometimes I even wish I was Christian so that I could take comfort in the fact that my life held real value, but I know it doesn't. I've never been bullied at school before (thankfully), but I do feel neglected, although not in a malicious way. There are a couple of other things I could mention that are even worse, but I don't wantot just in case my identity gets out.

So, now that you feel really bad for me, I'm going to take the biggest criticism layed against me and respond:

You are really fucking annoying. I hate going to the chat because it's all filled with you nonsense. You don't take anything seriously, nothing you say is funny, and "i pity people who have to know you in real life".

First of all, I'll address that last point. Trademark91, here's some advice: if you want to have an argument with someone, which is fine, never directly insult them. It changes the topic, makes things personal and emotional, and you automatically lose the argument. When you said this, it didn't help your case in the argument. It simply made me upset, and you gained nothing. Thanks. Now, for the other stuff:

You're not funny.
Humor is subjective, bitch. Go back to your safe space with The Big Bang Theory and Jimmy Kimmel.
You're really annoying.
Alright, I'll tone it down. From now on I'll stop acting retarded in chat.
You fill the chat with nonsense.
Okay, I'll try to post in the chat less often, I'll never spam even as a joke, and I'll stop circlejerking with owen_delong.

Now, a final message.

I'm only active on this site for my own amusement. For the past few months my life has been extremely boring, and having a blog here, as well as being active in the chat, has given me something new to do with my time.

Long story short, please don't ban me. Thanks.

@OPenis
I wish this was you.

> Alright, so a few weeks ago people were kinda upset with me about my blog (https://minichan.org/topic/68663).

Reported for spamming your blog shit again.

@855,037 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (C)
I recognize these as jokes, and they are somewhat funny, but please keep this thread serious. Thanks.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

@855,037 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Whoa, and there are Chinese people in the background. Not only cats and dogs, but humans too?

@855,039 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Umm, I'm not joking. I really reported you.

@previous (C)
k, thanks

I only added the link to the blog so that people who didn't know what I was talking about could see what it was.

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
In other words, your spamming the board with you shitty blog info.

I can't badmouth a naval seal

I recall a television show about a boy and his pet seal named Salty. The show was called Salty the Seal.

Embrace Stoicism and people will accept you as a quality contributor.

@previous (Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk)
My nihilistic outlok is currently very entrenched within me, but I'll work on it. Thanks.

GTG, back in 20-30 minutes.

@855,039 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
I'm not joking. Thanks.

trademark doesnt post here

@855,040 (C)
It is a Buddhist funerary ritual, you mora.

@855,051 (F)
I know, but he was in the chat and I posted the link to this thread in the chat.

@855,052 (G)

IRC is non-canon.

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

Can I get a readers digest of all that text please.

@previous (I)
TL;DR
im going to fucking kill myself and you bitches arent helping

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
I am a capitalist. Your death will contribute to funeral parlor income. Grave diggers as well as ground keepers and embalmers and coffin makers will rejoice in your death.

Thank you for helping America's economy.

@previous (I)
Damlol

@855,093 (I)
This is true, but my continued existence is, in the long term, far more beneficial to you and your fellow pigs.

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
How dare you associate me with
> fellow pigs.

I do buy bacon and sausage. Those pigs that allowed me the pleasure in their death ...I will let you conclude that phrase.

@855,096 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Your existence doesn't benefit me in any way. Hell, you might as well not even exist.

fuck

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Are you a tranny or not?

best new poster

@855,204 (K)

> best new poster

indeed

i never make any groups

@855,187 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Are you a tranny or not?

Confirmed for retarded tranny

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Topic: People seem pretty pissed with me, so here are some excuses for why you shouldn't ban me.

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