Topic: currently taking bets on whether or not im knocked up

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 8 years ago #70,945

ha ha ha fuck

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
yes	5	71%
no	1	14%
boners	1	14%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later[^] [v] #854,673

OP
edited
Abortion Abortion please.

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beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 seconds later, 46 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #854,674

how far along might you be?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #854,676

Stop letting street kids cum in you. God

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,678

@854,673 (B)
that would be the plan of action yes

@854,674 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
not very! this is about when i should be starting my period
the last one was fine
however i started a medication which makes birth control pills ineffective and haven't yet been able to get a copper iud
and stopping birth control pills can fuck up your schedule
so I'm nervous!

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I use condoms lol
but hormonal birth control doesn't work with modafinil

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,679

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
This always upsets becky for some reason YET I must

I can testify to Fail of the very best Trojan Condom money can buy as FAIL
A lot of active moving around and changing positions probably contributed however that condom FAILED

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,681

@previous (Syntax)
yes
condoms can and do fail
and we have a lot of sex
like
a lot of sex

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,683

@854,678 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So you are probably not pregnant

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,685

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I am nervous
I am usually bleeding very very regularly (but again I did stop taking the pills)
and I remember I was bloody on Christmas
so it should be soon
but I am nervous indeed

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,686

The condom Berts dad used, failed. Therefore, Bert came along.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,688

@854,679 (Syntax)
Will she also abandon her daughter?

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,689

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,695

@854,688 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
You mean like you abandoned that fake wife.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,705

rekt..

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,710

@854,679 (Syntax)
The silver lining is at least there's another Harvard M.D. in the world. If/when she ever graduates after 25 years.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,711

@854,695 (B)
damlol

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,712

#OP

You are a mess,.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,713

Name it after me!

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,714

What if you couldn't get an abortion..

You need to straighten up and fly right..

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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,716

@previous (G)
Abortions are easy to get. Thanks.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,718

@OP

You are going the wrong way...on several fronts..

Your best course of action would be to seek some sort of spiritual guidance...before it is too late..

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Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,722

@previous (G)
So you are volunteering to raise said baby?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,723

@854,714 (G)
why would I be unable to? and what does straightening up even mean in this context? celibacy? Jesus Christ

@854,713 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
do you want an aborted fetus named after you? sounds like a bad omen tbh

@854,712 (G)
I know

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,729

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Have you considered, like, getting married to a nice guy and having a child and settling down in a nice suburb with good schools?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,735

Name it Nexus, in xis memory. RIP.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,736

@854,723 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Wow you would abort me??? So much for our friendship.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,738

@854,729 (H)
is any of that supposed to sound appealing?

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,743

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It sounds a bit more appealing than doing hard drugs and having casual sex with homeless heroin addicts and catching STDs.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,748

@previous (H)
shrug, I'm enjoying myself and still doing stuff with my life
ed: also afaik i haven't fucked a heroin addict
one is an mdma addict
one is an ex crackhead
one is a current crackhead

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Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,750

@OP

That would make things a lot more interesting for us on the chan. Whatever the outcome I wish you my luck.

@854,676 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Lol

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,751

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
:') thanks

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,761

@854,748 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I thought you said Aubrey was a heroin addict and got kicked out for it?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,765

@previous (H)
he just said she was sick of him using, didn't specify what
i assumed dope at the time cause that's the most common

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,773

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah a crack head is way better than a heroin junkie. Good on you for making good life decisions

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,774

@previous (N)
myeh, he's been around for nearly a month and nothing seems untoward
not much more drug use than normal, like one or two baggies of coke a month or so
certainly not at crack-head levels

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,785

you should let minichan adopt the baby

squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,822

@previous (O)
i'm totally down with being a negligent and estranged father figure.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,846

@854,774 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I used to do 8 ball to a quarter oz coke a week..

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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,847

@previous (G)
ok
i do not see how that is relevant considering your drug posts are all either 'lol what a lightweight i used to do ALL THE DRUGS' or 'wtf are you doing drugs are bad for youñ

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Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,870

Just keep taking drugs and getting into more debt and fucking a homeless crackhead. Everything should work out great

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,883

@previous (Q)
where's the debt coming from? i have student loans and one unpaid fine lol

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,884

@854,847 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I just don't want anything bad to happen to you..

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,886

gl op

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,926

@854,884 (G)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,473

update i am in the waiting room to get an sti and pregnancy test
aubrey is waiting with me
he is a sweetheart
its been 4 hours lol

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,475

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Good luck.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,484

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
the tests are done :') i have an iud prescription
results within two weeks~

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,497

apparently they want to insert the iud when you are on your period
i did ask if, in the instance i required a medical abortion, if they could do it then
they weren't sure!
we shall see

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,505

@855,484 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Are you knocked up or not?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,715

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
it takes time to get test results from a lab jfc

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,716

If you are, keep it. It will be a new adventure

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,718

Minichan: we know drama.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,728

@855,716 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
no lol

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,730

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
“I got a positive using First Response at 9 or 10 days post-ovulation."

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,738

@previous (B)
pee sticks are not as accurate or as sensitive as lab tests, I would rather wait for those results than get a false positive or negative from the pee stick

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,742

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That was Thee. I looked with help of Google for the fastest test and my question was How fast and how accurate.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/getting-pregnant/in-depth/home-pregnancy-tests/art-20047940

Looks like 99% accurate IF taken one week after ones expected period which does not occur

Could a negative result be wrong?

It's possible to get a negative result from a home pregnancy test when you're actually pregnant. This is known as a false-negative — and it's much more likely to occur than is a false-positive. You might get a false-negative if you:

The list of can be found in the link.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,743

@OP

You are aware...aren't you...that if a pregnancy advances to a certain stage...that they will not perform the procedure..

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Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,744

@previous (G)
Looked and she has 24 Weeks - Not a matter of the laws in Canada because there is NO Law against later term - Just that Docs will not preform without a good reason Medically

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #855,823

@855,743 (G)
usually that stage is longer than a month

Anonymous Q replied with this 8 years ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #856,580

@854,676 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Stop letting street kids cum in you. God