what you need is happy feet
Here is a clip from the recently restored 1930 film King of Jazz. Notice the lack of blue -- the Technicolor of the time was "two strip" and they did not yet have the ability to reproduce blue. Indeed, Rhapsody in Blue appears green in the film. This clip features an appearance by Bing Crosby before he became a solo act.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhSq-scXs2w
When you find that your mind
Keeps you worried and blue
You can always let your feet
Keep your disposition sweet
(Edited 1 minute later.)
What about your Poopcup™ (pronounced as one word) and Poopknife™ (pronounced as one word)?