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Topic: Stormy Daniels admits having Donald Trumps abortion and this is what Fox news has to say about it...

squeegee started this discussion 8 years ago #70,922

Externally hosted imagenothing! it's fake news! and now here's a World of Warcraft character backstory update thread!

my rogue finally took down the Dark Titan Argus, the Unmaker. pretty fun fight, tons of mechanics. we wiped multiple times and i even came in to the raid late. they'd wiped 7 times when i got there, and three emore times after that. but it was the first time most of us had seen the fight, so many people got their achievement though.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 41 seconds later[^] [v] #854,379

Please KYS.
Please.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #854,381

lol got me again

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,383

Externally hosted imagedefeating Argus reeeeealy pisses off Sargaras, and as the newly restored Titan Pantheon summons him back to their throne to imprison him he takes one last stab at destroying Azeroth. literally stabbing it with a gigantic sword as he's teleported away.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,386

@854,379 (B)
i've effectively completed the expansion now though. that was literally the last thing to do. Sargeras is imprisoned, illidan is watching over him as an eternal jailer, the burning legion is in shambles and the demon threat is now eliminated. With Argus defeated the legion can no longer use his Titan Soul to feed their immortality leaving dead demons lost in the twisting nether. my rogue has done everything she can do to advance the game already.

squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,395

there is the epilogue though, which was really pretty cool actually. Sargeras stabbed Azeroth in Sithilus, one of the zones in Kalimdor. most of you would know it as the sandy desert just outside the Temple of Ahn'Qirij and home to mostly insects. huge hives of insects and snakes. now it's pretty fucked up, there's a giant sword sticking out of it and evidently some kind of crystals are forming all around the "wound" in the planet.

and filthy goblins are swarming the place and mining whatever crystals they can get their hands on.

squeegee (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,399

it's kinda hard to get an idea of the scale of the sword, it's almost as big as the entire zone. it's probably the tallest thing in game now, it dwarfs Mount Hyjal in height i think, takes forever to fly to the top.

squeegee (OP) quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,400

filthy goblins can't even make their machinery dynamite proof

squeegee (OP) sextuple-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,405

the only good ogre is a dead ogre, and even then there's nothing good about them

squeegee (OP) septuple-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,411

the twilight hammer is in Sithilus as well, they're a death cult that uses void magic which is heavily frowned upon. void energy makes people go insane. they were mostly defeated long ago in vanilla, but they're always some cultists around worshiping the void somewhere.

this is the very last quest to accept, and it's an assassination. this expansion was made for rogues. this just caps it off perfectly.

squeegee (OP) octuple-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,415

*spoiler warning*

from this point forward i'll be dealing with spoilers from the next expansion. i found an easter egg killing a nearby elite. this is corroborated by my priests talking daggers too.

squeegee (OP) nonuple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,416

after killing an elite called Ogmot, he dropped a journal. i usually don't even read trash drops, but this one sold for 200g which is really a lot and got me curious. turns out it's pretty revealing. this ogre (my rogue killed) was a Cassandra like figure, a prophet that no one takes seriously.

squeegee (OP) decuple-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,417

this could be talking about events that already took place at the beginning of legion when the new Horde leader, a Banshee named Sylvanas betrayed the alliance and let the forces of the alliance fight a losing battle with the Legion. King Wrinn was killed, and great animosity has been brewing ever since. but this could also reference a sea battle that hasn't happened and will happen as part of the Prologue to the Battle for Azeroth expac. the sea of blood could be referring to literal blood or also the more metaphorical blood of the Titans, which is what the crystals are around Zithilus. It's blood of the infant Titan inhabiting Azeroth as a world-soul. it's a form of concentrated Arcane magic.

squeegee (OP) undecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,419

but i think it's referring to something already passed. here he's talking about coming to sithilus after and finding the horde after the blood, and predicts much more of it. rivers of fel energy as a corruption is pretty common with the legion, this sounds like a new kind of corruption. and talking of shadows rising is probably talking about the Void Lords waiting for the legion to be defeated, and are preparing their own invasion. technically the void lords are the oldest enemy, the taint Sargeras was trying to destroy the universe to stop. they are the masters of the Old Gods, and have endured for eons and have now outlived the only adversary that ever actually threatened them.

squeegee (OP) duodecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,421

this is either talking about Sylvanis or possibly Aleria Windrunner. either would make sense, but probably more so Sylvanis. She's the leader of the Horde and is already making dangerous choices for them. Aleria Windrunner though, she's the "first" void elf. she's mastered the forbidden use of void magic and has spent most of this expansion learning to control it and not go insane, surrender to the void and kill all life. i guess this could be talking about the new race of void elves and maybe they'll somehow have a huge role to play, but i think this is meaning sylvanis is taking the horde in a treacherous direction.

squeegee (OP) tridecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,422

and sargeras isn't as imprisoned as everyone likes to think...

squeegee (OP) quattuodecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,424

everyone laughs at him though

squeegee (OP) sexadecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #854,426

the last few pages are Ogmot writing the masters imploring them for more visions. the take away is that the void lords will be a growing threat while the alliance and horde fight over this new unknown resource and let old rivalries come to a new head.

Khadgar is disappointed in the turn the factions are taking towards war, and he's basically retiring back to the Tower of Medivh to try and find a way to cure the giant bleeding wound.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

squeegee (OP) sedecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,428

and that's that. expansion finished, all the content is done.

squeegee (OP) septuadecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,429

professions are either maxed or within a few points of it, picked up 4 legendary items, acquired over a dozen new mounts, got the legendary fishing pole, and pulled in nearly half a million gold. not bad for a casual.

squeegee (OP) octadecuple-posted this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #854,431

she'll still earn passively something like 20k gold a week, and i have way more than enough Blood of Sargeras to trade for Order Resources to keep sending out followers on missions with gold rewards for a couple of months i bet. even if she never leaves her order hall again she has the earning potential to bring in a few more hundred thousand gold.

except for selling off her inventory i can't think of anything else she needs before the next expansion. at this point all that's really left to do is repeat content on higher difficulties which isn't nearly as much fun as blizzard thinks that it is. and i've already done a few mythics. anything beyond that really doesn't add all that much to the experience imo. it just keeps it hard as your gear improves. i guess a lot of people like to brag that they downed a mythic+18, but beyond mythic+1 they do not add new mechanics, they just give bosses more health and make their attacks hit harder. of course you can beat a mythic+10 or better in ilevel 970 gear. if you can do a single mythic then it's just a matter of gear rating after that and that's kinda lame imo.

they say that at the highest levels it's skill and not gear that beats a dungeon, but then try and beat the next keystone. you can't do it without the "next" gear.

and there's really nothing left to chase gear for anyway. no new raids or dungeons for a while.

finally time for her to retire and go back to being a gladiator. at least PvP will offer a new ladder of content to climb.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,470

thanks op

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,539

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
you know what, becky? you're welcome.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,540

@previous (squeegee)
Why do you spend so much time writing these when you could've been masturbating to Roblox porn?

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 10 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,614

@previous (E)
does it make you mad?

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #884,679

ahem

https://www.theroot.com/wait-did-stormy-daniels-lawyer-just-hint-that-a-1-6-m-1825573158

> Earlier this month, GOP donor and Deputy Finance Chairman of the Republican National Committee Elliott Broidy resigned from his position after allegations surfaced that Cohen arranged a $1.6 million abortion payout to a former Playboy model who was reportedly pregnant by Broidy.

> “So, Mika, you are familiar with the fact that a week ago, Judge (Kimba) Wood ordered Michael Cohen’s attorneys to disclose all of his clients for the last three years,” Avenatti said, “and there were three clients listed — three clients listed. Do you recall which three?”
> Brzezinski listed Trump, Fox News host Sean Hannity and Republican donor Elliott Broidy — but Avenatti said she was making the same mistake everyone else had.
> “No, no, no,” he said. “Mr. Trump, the Trump organization and Sean Hannity. Mr. Broidy was not disclosed in open court as one of Michael Cohen’s clients.”.
> Co-host Joe Scarborough asked the attorney what that meant.
> “I think at some point we are going to find out, if in fact, the client in connection with the ($1.6 million) settlement was, in fact, Mr. Broidy. I’m going to leave it at that.”

so, a trump abortion actually IS a possibility. wow. or a hannity abortion. but why would anyone help to cover up his abortion. no, if there was a dead baby involved the cover up was probably to protect trump. unless of course it IS broidy's abortion and michael cohen is just an idiot - which is the most likely possibility behind trump covering up his and a porn star's dead aborted child.

i'd believe either equally, tbh.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #884,680

are you fats ferguson

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #884,681

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
look, all i know is someone paid a lot of money to make sure that baby got aborted and we'll end up finding out the truth about it, because if there IS a cover up the idiots involved are too stupid to not go on fox and friends and damage their own defense.
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