..... !2Nu9nWUn.U started this discussion 8 years ago#70,895
Fake_anon’s hairbrained scheme this week to try to have sex with his Jewish flatmate involves him, naked, “acidentally” walking in on her showering. Her screams of shock and protest are heard by drunken neighbor Mr. Green, who stumbles into the flat and, with his blurry vision, believes that fake_anon is really the Jewish girl. While Mr. Green hits on fake_anon, Jewish girl gets dressed and escapes out of the fires escape, only to run into neighbors Lynne and Indy on the street, who are, naturally, bickering about the best Reuben sandwich in New York. They greet her, and ask to go up to the flat for a drink. She, wanting to catch fake_anon and Mr. Green in the act, invites them up. As they all arrive, drunken Mr. Green is trying to hump naked fake_anon, who is yawling like a cat, which of course attracts the neighbor Miss Becky the Cat Lady from down the hall, who thinks she has lost one of her 87 cats. Everyone ends up in the living room, and a good, hearty laugh is had by all.