Topic: Everyone remembers their first time
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 started this discussion 15 years ago #7,089
It was winter. A few days after Thanksgiving, actually. I was 14, and my friend told me to check out a band called Neutral Milk Hotel. He gave me a bronze CD with the cryptic acronym "ITAOTS" scribbled on it in Sharpie. At first I dismissed it, figuring it was just some indulgent rock act he was trying to peddle. Then one day I had the urge to masturbate, and to hide my moans I needed a cover. I popped in the mysterious CD and went at it. While I was working my shaft, something struck me in the gut. At first I thought it was sexual pleasure, but it was the music. My body had not been prepared for this beautiful sound collage to melt into my eardrums. I was speechless; never had I listened to something so brutally real, so intangibly majestic. It was as if Jeff Mangum's profound metaphors that slipped out of his crooning mouth were guiding my hands to pure sexual bliss. I was entering a realm previously unknown to man. Every noise was savory, and my mind was starting to go blank, even though I could still hear all of Mangum's words echoing in my skull. I stared at the ceiling in a half-conscious daze and saw indecipherable faces crowded around a table. The figures turned into amorphous deities, then formed rows of vaginae spewing milk and honey that dived into my pupils. I could feel every atom of music-stained air in the room crash down into my soul. Suddenly, there were pools of semen on my exposed chest, protruding in and out as I madly gasped for oxygen. It would not have been a hyperbole to say my entire structure felt like gelatin. I had experienced much more than orgasm that day. I experienced In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #124,283
> I experienced In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.
Nice.
Nice.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,288
The sky was dark, the moon was high. All alone, just her and I. Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue; I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft, her legs so fine; I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how, but I tried my best, to place my hand on her breasts. I remember my fear, my fast beating heart, but slowly she spread her legs apart. And when she did it I felt no shame, all at once the white stuff came. At last it's finished, it's all over now. My first time, milking a cow.
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #124,307
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #124,370
Beautiful story, OP.