Topic: replacing your lover's penis with another penis

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 8 years ago #70,863

like, surgically. wake up with another man's dinger hanging there

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #853,797

If its bigger than what I got now, I won't complain.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #853,799

They all feel pretty much the same in the dark

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,913

@previous (C)
what no

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,916

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
They do, though.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,917

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
how many dicks do you touch in the dark

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,921

@853,916 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
I would disagree
I have touched many dicks in the dark hbu

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,926

@853,917 (F)
dont get me started
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
yeah, and more than you think

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,931

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
yikes

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,935

@853,926 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
weird
idk thinking about the last 3 dicks I touched in the dark they are all different

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,939

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
you just dont know that the dicks are there. you've surely touched hundreds by now, but you mistake it for your pet

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,941

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
dicks arent usually so furry, nor do they wear neckties and purr

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,945

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
in the dark, you dont see the body of what's licking you, you can only feel it

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,947

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
dicks also don't usually have tongues to lick with

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,952

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
dude
are you retarded

THE JOKE HERE IS THAT SOMEONE COULD RUB THE WET TIP OF A PENIC ON YOU IN THE DAR AND YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND THE TONGUE OF YOUR PET, THEREFORE YOU HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY MORE DICKS THAN YOU THINK

jeez

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,956

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
ok but like
cat tongues are barbed
they look like velcro
and feel like wet velcro
human dicks are not barbed

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,958

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
maybe the dick has a rash

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,962

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Yikes

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,964

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Indeed.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,965

@853,958 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Holy fuck you are retarded

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,966

@previous (B)

> Holy fuck you are retarded

that's pretty rude

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,968

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
yet accurate

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,970

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
also very rude

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,972

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
then stop being so retarded

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,974

@previous (B)
I try, cunt. I try.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,976

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
pls try harder

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,978

@853,974 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
drink more bleach it will help

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,985

@853,952 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
how is that a joke

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,991

@previous (F)
because he is retarded

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #853,994

@previous (G)
well yeah we know that but I wanted to hear his retarded explanation

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #854,117

where'd all this herpes come from

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