Topic: Shark fishing in Crystal River, FL USA
Leland !BBbudGf3kM started this discussion 15 years ago #7,051
What y'all bitches know about catching sharks?One of many bonnethead sharks I caught on Saturday.
Leland !BBbudGf3kM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later[^] [v] #123,776
And another...Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 52 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #123,778
Now it begs another question: how drunk were you in these pictures?
Leland !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 55 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #123,779
And another...Leland !BBbudGf3kM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #123,781
Leland !BBbudGf3kM (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,782
A spinner shark. Can't keep these, but I fought this fucker for about 10 minutes before landing it.Leland !BBbudGf3kM (OP) quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,783
I also managed to catch the smallest shark in the Gulf of Mexico.Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,784
Lol. I like these pictures so far, bro. Not half bad at all.
Leland !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,788
@previous (B)
Sadly, that's about all I have. Waiting for my friend to send me the ones she took with her camera. I do have a vidya of me catching one of the bonnetheads. It's really not worth putting on Youtube, though.
Sadly, that's about all I have. Waiting for my friend to send me the ones she took with her camera. I do have a vidya of me catching one of the bonnetheads. It's really not worth putting on Youtube, though.
benny joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,790
y bully shark
Leland !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,798
@previous (benny)
Y not? These were all released alive and well because I was unsure of the bag limits. Turns out, I could have kept two bonnetheads. If the weather permits, I'll be going again this weekend and you can bet two of those fuckers will be in my cooler when we dock back at the marina.
Y not? These were all released alive and well because I was unsure of the bag limits. Turns out, I could have kept two bonnetheads. If the weather permits, I'll be going again this weekend and you can bet two of those fuckers will be in my cooler when we dock back at the marina.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,823
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,825
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,834
Catching a shark is nothing to brag about...
You might be able to fool these nerds Fats but you ain't foolin me.
You might be able to fool these nerds Fats but you ain't foolin me.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,841
God Bless Americaâ„¢
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #123,854
Looks like good times man. Thanks for sharing.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #123,859
Sharks are tasty, I used to go to school with some Trinidadian(?) nigger who's mom would cook it when I went over to get bud.
Fry that shit up.
Fry that shit up.
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Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #123,861
You have honored the
Would you like to fish again?
Ferguson
name well and have earned the title ofShark Wrangler
Would you like to fish again?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,263
This thread is legal evidence that OP is not a faggot and enjoys the touch of a woman.
Bump for more pics.
Bump for more pics.
Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,375
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
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Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,391
@OP
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
Leland !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,542
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protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,560
ENHANCE until we can get his DNA off of the reflection in the glasses, please.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,564
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79ByhftQjA
theres a better one but i cant fuckin find that shit
theres a better one but i cant fuckin find that shit
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Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,922
@125,547 (Leland !BBbudGf3kM)
You have city hands, Mr. Ferguson. You been countin' money all your life.
You have city hands, Mr. Ferguson. You been countin' money all your life.
mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,929
Have a cake, Mr. Ferguson.