Topic: Trump’s “executive time”

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U started this discussion 8 years ago #70,507

Apparently, every morning from about 6:00am to 11:00am, Trump, instead of working as president, sits in his bedroom and watches TV, makes Tweets, and calls friends. The White House is calling this “executive time” to try to make it seem like he is not just a lazy, slovenly, manchild layabout. In any case, I do not think he is watching TV at all during this “executive time”. We all know his diet: 8 big Macs, 4 Fishes Delight, 1 well-done steak, 9 Diet Cokes per day. I bet he is so constipated that it takes him about 5 hours every morning to finally squeeze it all out. “Executive time” is really Trump on the toilet, face beet-red and veins bulging to the point of aneurysm, grunting and moaning, blood pressure spiking, as he strains his hardest.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #850,417

He is a truly wonderful person. I am looking forward to a larger bank account because of Trump. He is a true genius.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,418

> “Executive time” is really Trump on the toilet, face beet-red and veins bulging to the point of aneurysm, grunting and moaning, blood pressure spiking, as he strains his hardest.

I don't think we've ever had a President die on the toilet. Instead of criticizing him, maybe we should encourage his "executive time" in the future.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,419

@previous (C)

> > “Executive time” is really Trump on the toilet, face beet-red and veins bulging to the point of aneurysm, grunting and moaning, blood pressure spiking, as he strains his hardest.
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> I don't think we've ever had a President die on the toilet. Instead of criticizing him, maybe we should encourage his "executive time" in the future.
It woulde make for a great news day.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,420

Hillary saved a lot of time by just using catheter bags instead

dw skg llc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,422

what you think he doesn't watch TV when he's taking a shit??

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,427

@850,419 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
God will protect Trump. Trump may even have God like qualities. To be worshiped and prayed too.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,430

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,439

@850,422 (dw skg llc)
I could just imagine Trump with like a 120" solid gold TV in his bathroom ?

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,540

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,541

@OP
Have you ever run for President? Also, you're one to talk about diet, half an onion burger.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,544

I see Trump is living in your head, rent free, driving you slowly insane.

Jiggle deez nutz !cs3yt/Mi8w replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,555

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
Trufax.... Matt lives, eats and sleeps thinking of Trump.

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