Topic: Dating My Daughter's French Kiss Simulation

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #70,497

There is literally no simulation that is more accurate, more enticing and more sexual than the french kissing simulation in Dating my Daughter.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #850,199

Get a blow up doll please. Why do you want to stimulate your daughter?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,200

@previous (B)

Because my real daughter is fat and ugly.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,201

@previous (A)
If she is ugly that means you are even more ugly.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,203

@previous (C)

She's the product of the union between my wife and her black ex-bf. I'm just the step-dad.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,207

This simulation is even better!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,208

@850,203 (A)
Price: $17.95 Amazon.com
Aloe Cadabra Natural Flavored Personal Lubricant oral anal "belly button for becky preference micro penis."
4.2 out of 5 stars
$10.95

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,214

@previous (D)

Anatomically incorrect shoulders and knees, 2/10 would not bang.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,216

@previous (A)
Price: $17.95 with unnatural knees
Real Doll $5799.00 knees not in photo view

dw skg llc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,217

@previous (B)
why would they make a doll look like it got a bad boob job

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,220

@850,216 (B)

Much better.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #850,221

@850,217 (dw skg llc)
https://secure.realdoll.com/realdoll2-gallery-page-1/
4 Pages
Perhaps you will find boobs designed for your tastes.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,242

@850,214 (A)
What about the lack of feet? Goodbye to footjobs with that fail doll.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,247

@previous (F)

You could probably just bend the bottom stumps in half and stick your dick in the crease.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,255

@previous (A)
Seems like too much work. Face it, banging that doll would be like banging Patrick Star.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,256

Do the people playing these games not care that they are staring into the uncanny valley? Are they suspending disbelief so hard because they're trying to nut?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,258

@850,255 (F)
OP is banging his computer screen. His sperm finds it difficult to locate the cervix.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,259

@850,255 (F)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #850,261

Identifying Dick
by Doctor Dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEChIzlaPjI

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,264

@previous (A)
Terrible awful video.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,265

@previous (I)

It's meme of the year 2016, don't be so rude.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,500

@850,217 (dw skg llc)
@850,220 (A)
@850,255 (F)

If you were offered a free real doll of your choice, would you take it home or go out and look for a real woman?

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,510

@previous (J)
A free real doll, huh? I'll take it over a real woman, so long as it's not used.

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