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Topic: Attn fora: it finally happened, I got laid!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 8 years ago #70,454

I'd like to thank literally not a single one of you because none of you were ever remotely helpful. Thanks for nothing fuckers!!!

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #849,861

Could you tell us about i in detail, please?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,862

@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
I was viewing apartments and one of them was with this kind of slightly strange half Jewish girl. I was undecided on whether I wanted to live there or somewhere else so I went home to see other apartments. That night (Friday night) she sent me a text and we kinda flirted. I ended up asking her out on a date and she said sure Saturday. We went to a couple bars and then went back to her place. We watched some Eric Andre in her bed and then after the third one ended we basically started. It lasted like 80 minutes and was mostly not PIV obviously. I'm not going to give you the gory details because I am not a pervert. It was probably very mediocre for her and was decent for me.

In all, 6 or 7/10, would do again but holy shit do my balls hurt right now and idk why.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,863

wow congratulations! 2018 is turning out really good so far!

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,864

@849,862 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Did you do anything dirty, like anal?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,865

@849,863 (C)
Thanks bb.
@previous (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
No anal, anal on the first try seems like a mistake. Just regular old PIV/oral/fingering and a lot of kissing. Thanks.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,866

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Did you see her asshole?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,867

@849,862 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
haha, yeah, that's from your nuts crashing up against her taint over and over and over. you get used to it eventually. you probably don't get that from masturbation because you don't slap your balls enough.

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,868

@849,862 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Did you spread the word about about minichan.org?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,869

@849,866 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
No matt.
@849,867 (squeegee)
I'll keep that in mind thanks
@previous (E)
Yes. I started it off by saying "please visit www.minichan.org. Making an account is free and easy! Just show up and start posting". She loved it.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,870

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Mentioning minichan.org is always a hit with the ladies. I'm surprised you didn't try it sooner.

..... !2Nu9nWUn.U replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,871

Did you at least use a condom?

beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,872

lol

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,888

and then OP woke up

$anta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,889

At least one part of your body is happy.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,894

@849,872 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)

> lol

Can't believe I'll have to agree with becky on this one.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,901

@849,871 (..... !2Nu9nWUn.U)
Yes.
@849,872 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Sad cunt.
@849,888 (G)
I did wake up thanks for noticing.
@849,889 ($anta)
Thanks.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,902

Move into her apartment immediately! Take the slightly strange half breed girl to meet your mom!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,903

@previous (J)
I may do the former. The latter might have to wait a bit.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,907

It only counts as losing your virginity if you put PIV.

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,908

I'm happy for you though. You're doing better than Matt!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,911

@849,907 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I did! We did more than that though.
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Thank you.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,912

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ah, I misread! Congratulations!

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,916

cheers

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,919

Inb4 intermittent discharges of pus...and painful urination..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,924

@849,916 (L)
Thanks.
@previous (G)
No symptoms yet, and I used protection. Thanks.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,949

@849,862 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> would do again but holy shit do my balls hurt right now and idk why.
Only reason balls wood hurt is if you2 did way to much rolling around on bed and you did not protect them jewels

Syntax double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,950

@849,924 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh and as to use of protection and becky hates this when I say it - I used the very best Trojan and guess what it did NOT do
Yep have daughter and will travel hopefully one day

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,952

@849,862 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> half Jewish girl.
If your mother gives you a hard time just explain to her that having sex with a half Jewish girl twice is equivalent to having sex with a whole Jewish girl ?

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,956

@previous (Meta)
Fortunately 1/4 1/2 3/4 and full total Jewish girls have full working Girl Parts

I have experienced all in total and can say Even I said Oh God and she did as well even when she did not believe in God

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,007

That is great, Mark. Congratulations

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,010

Wow congrats bb

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,025

@849,952 (Meta)
I'll say that thanks.
@850,007 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Thanks kook. You always believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself!
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Thanks bb.

dw skg llc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,044

haaaaaa didn't think i would see the day

dw skg llc double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,045

@849,865 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Thanks bb.
>
> No anal, anal on the first try seems like a mistake.
lol

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,068

@850,025 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
And she was Jewish, what good luck! I was expecting a Japanese.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 57 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,082

@850,044 (dw skg llc)
Me neither lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #850,085

@850,044 (dw skg llc)
@850,045 (dw skg llc)
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Thanks for believing in me, assholes. I can do anything. You should know that by now.

@850,068 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I'm sorry, I will try to seduce a Japanese girl to make your prophecy come true.
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