Topic: My high blood pressure

INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY started this discussion 8 years ago #70,411

Today, my doctor measured my blood pressure at 1,028/947! When the nurse pricked my arm with a needle, the blood blasted out at such high pressure that it hit her and slammed her against the wall on the other side of the room! Then the blood jet caused me to fly around the room, banging into expensive medical equipment and destroying it! It took 17 nurses to leap upon me, hold me down, and bandage the needle mark with industrial PVC piping! What should I do?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #849,537

Eat more salt.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,552

boy, was her face red

beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #849,560

Are your arms tired?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,600

I wish 17 nurses would leap upon me..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,601

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