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Topic: Getting drunk on cheap box wine and having a barbecue in the crisp 50 degree evening.

Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #70,398

T-bone steaks, chicken drumsticks and thighs.

Kingsford charcoal because FUCK propane.

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beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #849,394

I love you Meta!
especially because you don't have ugly-ass cats

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,395

Eat some greens. Thanks

INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,398

@849,394 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
The jerk store called, and they’re out of YOU!

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,401

@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
Has anyone ever accused your cats of being cute? I somehow doubt it.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,402

@849,398 (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)

INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,404

@849,401 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Sit on it!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #849,414

@849,395 (C)

> Eat some greens. Thanks
That's his nightmare. He only likes unhealthy, fattening, cancer causing foods.

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #849,421

@849,394 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
I love you too Becky! I would never keep my cat in a butter box!

@849,395 (C)
I don't like greens. Dinner was a steak (14oz I'd guess) and two Chinese pears and a lot of wine. I ate it outside too on the back porch. Crisp cool breeze and no bugs (Houston has more insects than the entire Amazon rainforest so this is a rare treat).

Meta (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #849,422

I plan to eat the chicken over the next day or two.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,450

Was it a diet 14oz steak?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,453

I'm jelly!

INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,457

Did you cook the steak à la Trumpienne, i.e. extra well-done, with copious amounts of off-brand ketchup?

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,459

@849,450 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It was gluten free!

@849,453 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Over which part? The steak, the box wine, or the fact it's warm enough for me to cook and eat my dinner outside ??

Meta (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,460

@849,457 (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
It was medium rare.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,466

@849,459 (Meta)
All of them! I'm not actually a huge fan of steak tho

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,467

Externally hosted image@849,459 (Meta)
Lmao

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,469

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What's all that white stuff?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,484

Externally hosted image@previous (Meta)
-38 fuck

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,492

This is weird I ate nearly a pound of beef and two pears... and I'm hungry again 4 hours later.

I'm used to much fattier food though. Deep-fried, butter, deep-fried butter, etc. This was a really low-fat(!) meal.

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's 42 degrees(f) now! Chilly.

It would actually be neat to have it 40 degrees below zero. After dinner you could just leave your leftovers on the back porch and they'll be even colder than in the freezer.

That reminds me of an old Russian joke:
A Chukchi has bought himself a refrigerator. They ask him:

“What do you need a fridge for? It’s so cold in the tundra?”

“It’s minus 40 [both Celsius and Fahrenheit] outside the yaranga [traditional style home], and in the fridge only minus four [Celsius; 25 degrees Fahrenheit] – I will warm up inside!”

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,494

@previous (Meta)
Oh yeah that's the one nice thing about winter, you leave your beer out (inside) and itll never be lukewarm
We have a fridge outside at ~punk lofts~ and now you can't put food in there unless it's freezable

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Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,498

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I released at least 11 pounds of CO2 into the atmosphere so I'm doing my part to help you guys warm up :) (http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/recycled/2009/07/the_great_barbecue_debate.html)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,499

@previous (Meta)
I never want to leave the house again

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,577

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Being in Canada in the winter
> 2018
Lol

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,580

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So did you move yet?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,583

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'm got to DC but I'm not moving into a place of my own until hopefully tomorrow or Monday. At the very latest this coming weekend.

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