Topic: This is so true. I do it all the time!

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #70,371

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #849,161

first

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #849,164

I hate when you're doing something, and all of a sudden, diarrhea starts to come out. You run to the shitter with a finger up your ass, and pulling your pants down. And when you sit to shit, either nothing comes out, or you just fart a lot.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,171

@previous (C)

You stick your finger up your ass?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,201

@previous (D)
How else do you stop from shitting your pants?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,202

@previous (C)

Buy a ButtCork®

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,205

@previous (E)
What if said buttcork is not available?

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,220

@previous (C)

Why would you not carry a ButtCork at all times?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,285

@849,202 (E)
They're actually called Borks. Thanks.

INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,297

Carebear’s poopcup

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,304

@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
What is wrong with you.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,308

@849,297 (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
I remember how you freaked out when you found out this existed.

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Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,320

you haven't lived until youre walking through a part of town where there's no public restrooms...and you realize you are about to poop..

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Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,324

@previous (D)
And soon, you will be walking that part of town when you are homeless again.

INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #849,360

@849,308 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Wouldn’t any sane person?

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