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Topic: half a year of smelling like semen, hypersalivation, intestines exploding(not painful)
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago#70,252
I have fucked up! -18yo male
-heavily introverted and do not like people
-love being alone
-heterosexual
What I think was the cause: -Dark and Damp room with minimal ventilation (did not open windows since I covered them, I like my privacy) save for window AC.
-I masterbated into a paperbox (for chocolates previously) with tissues over the course of 3-6 months on July2016-Oct2016.
-I switched and instead masturbated to a plastic peanut can until March2017
-I started cleaning the room, people where telling me on March2017 what I smell like semen, behind my back. My low social skills did not help so I am a poor communicator. I did not know. I opened the box since I forgot there was a USB containing credit card info, I saw cockroaches, black things (which i think is mold), and the rotten smell of semen. I removed that and the can and threw them.
I cleaned the room, now people, neighbors complain about the smell, only now. I opened the windows during cleaning. I'm not sure what to do with my clothes. My parents refuse throwing them all away much to my dismay. They are not here so they underestimate the problem as simple body odor issues.
I have been steadily buying new clothes and replacing the old. I planned to remove everything and buy all at once but did not have the funds. I have visited 4 medical people in 3 clinics. I admit that I have not been clear that I masturbated into a box. I told them instead about hypersalivation, stomach gas, molds. None worked. I also admit that I only increased eating veggies a little because I think that my diet is already healthy and it is irrelevant to my peculiar problem.
Hours ago, I saw people touch their noses and cough (due to the smell which I can't smell, too much, for 1y+ to be coincedence). I hear people talk behind my back about the smell which I can't smell. I feel frustrated because this problem and my low social skills hinders my goals like fornicating with an attractive female.
This has been happening for a year. I could add more details but it would take too much time for today. Thank you all for reading. I hope to one day rid myself of this illness and live normally and copulate with females. I am a simpple man.
I used to cry myself to sleep at 17 due to no gf and nonexistent social support but i did not smell back then. Now it feels funny, and petty when I think about it, sometimes. I don't cry myself to sleep anymore,
The smell is other-worldly to me. It lingers in the living room even if I am here in my room. It even travels to the road. I hear their complaints outside. The smell hits them like a wavee.
> I have fucked up! -18yo male > > -heavily introverted and do not like people > > -love being alone > > -heterosexual > > What I think was the cause: -Dark and Damp room with minimal ventilation (did not open windows since I covered them, I like my privacy) save for window AC. > > -I masterbated into a paperbox (for chocolates previously) with tissues over the course of 3-6 months on July2016-Oct2016. > > -I switched and instead masturbated to a plastic peanut can until March2017 > > -I started cleaning the room, people where telling me on March2017 what I smell like semen, behind my back. My low social skills did not help so I am a poor communicator. I did not know. I opened the box since I forgot there was a USB containing credit card info, I saw cockroaches, black things (which i think is mold), and the rotten smell of semen. I removed that and the can and threw them. > > I cleaned the room, now people, neighbors complain about the smell, only now. I opened the windows during cleaning. I'm not sure what to do with my clothes. My parents refuse throwing them all away much to my dismay. They are not here so they underestimate the problem as simple body odor issues. > > I have been steadily buying new clothes and replacing the old. I planned to remove everything and buy all at once but did not have the funds. I have visited 4 medical people in 3 clinics. I admit that I have not been clear that I masturbated into a box. I told them instead about hypersalivation, stomach gas, molds. None worked. I also admit that I only increased eating veggies a little because I think that my diet is already healthy and it is irrelevant to my peculiar problem. > > Hours ago, I saw people touch their noses and cough (due to the smell which I can't smell, too much, for 1y+ to be coincedence). I hear people talk behind my back about the smell which I can't smell. I feel frustrated because this problem and my low social skills hinders my goals like fornicating with an attractive female. > > This has been happening for a year. I could add more details but it would take too much time for today. Thank you all for reading. I hope to one day rid myself of this illness and live normally and copulate with females. I am a simpple man. > > I used to cry myself to sleep at 17 due to no gf and nonexistent social support but i did not smell back then. Now it feels funny, and petty when I think about it, sometimes. I don't cry myself to sleep anymore, > > The smell is other-worldly to me. It lingers in the living room even if I am here in my room. It even travels to the road. I hear their complaints outside. The smell hits them like a wavee.
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