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Topic: Why are Americans so obsessed with ice and ranch dressing?

INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY started this discussion 8 years ago #70,176

What gives?

Anon Z joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #847,224

For the same reasons you and the Chinese are obsessed with plastic rice and sewage oil.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #847,226

Ice was invented by Americans.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #847,230

The white stripes on the US flag were meant to represent streaks of ranch dressing.

INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #847,232

@previous (D)
lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #847,233

When you order a big Mac combo with extra ice you are supposed to meet big John out back after work to pick up your bag.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #847,285

@previous (E)
I always wondered why extra ice cost $20.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #847,294

@OPedofilth
As an USAmerican, you should be able to answer this question yourself. Thanks.