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Topic: Becky would you eat a can of Fancy Feast for $10,000?

Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #70,118

Any flavor.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #846,687

Absolutely

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,691

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Which flavor?

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,693

@previous (C)
Current Products[edit]
Wet Food[edit]
Classic Type

Chicken Feast
Cod, Sole and Shrimp Feast
Salmon and Shrimp Feast
Seafood Feast
Tender Beef and Liver Feast (Formerly known as Beef and Liver Feast)
Tender Chicken and Liver Feast
Chopped Grill Feast
Ocean Whitefish and Tuna Feast
Savory Salmon Feast
Tender Beef and Chicken Feast
Tender Beef Feast
Turkey and Giblets Feast
Marinated Morsels

Beef Feast In Gravy
Tuna Feast In Gravy
Salmon Feast In Gravy
Turkey Feast In Gravy
Roasted

Roasted Chicken Feast
Roasted Turkey Feast
Flaked

Flaked Chicken & Tuna Feast
Flaked Salmon & Ocean Whitefish Feast
Flaked Tuna & Mackerel Feast
Flaked Fish & Shrimp Feast
Flaked Trout Feast
Flaked Tuna Feast
Chunky

Chunky Chicken Feast
Chunky Turkey Feast
Chunky Chopped Grill Feast


You could also mix a can into your favorite Lipton™ recipe.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,697

@previous (Meta)
Classic chicken feast

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,742

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Solid choice.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,766

I would eat a can of Fancy feast...for 500 dollars..

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,795

@previous (D)
You might as well be eating cat food, with all that McDonald's food you been eating.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,796

@846,766 (D)
I think my minimum would be $3,000. What's your minimum?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,797

Externally hosted image@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Let's take a look at the ingredients in a typical can of cat food: meat by-products, chicken by-product meal, turkey by-product meal, ash, taurine. Nothing too horrible, but in general, these things don't constitute a healthy human diet, says Dawn Jackson Blatner, a registered dietitian with the American Dietetic Association. "That said, I'm fully confident that your body can handle kitty chow."


Your liver, kidneys and skin do a terrific job of removing foreign substances from the body, especially mild ones like those found in cat food. "Technically, you could safely digest a baseball," Blatner says. Perhaps the worst stuff in cat food is the high mineral content in the ash, but your body would clear that out quickly.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,799

@previous (F)
How much would it take for you to eat a can of Fancy Feast?

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,804

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
The cost of having the can opened and replacing the contents with Pate Foie de gras from Hudsonvalley farms. No harm Duck Foie de gras. $51.50

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,810

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INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 48 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,827

@846,804 (F)
Shut up, Syntax.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,830

@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
Apparently all you need to eat Fancy Feast, is the addition of reclaimed special Chinese potty oil.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,832

@846,827 (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,834

@previous (E)
I think it is.
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