@previous (C)
Current Products[edit]
Wet Food[edit]
Classic Type
Chicken Feast
Cod, Sole and Shrimp Feast
Salmon and Shrimp Feast
Seafood Feast
Tender Beef and Liver Feast (Formerly known as Beef and Liver Feast)
Tender Chicken and Liver Feast
Chopped Grill Feast
Ocean Whitefish and Tuna Feast
Savory Salmon Feast
Tender Beef and Chicken Feast
Tender Beef Feast
Turkey and Giblets Feast
Marinated Morsels
Beef Feast In Gravy
Tuna Feast In Gravy
Salmon Feast In Gravy
Turkey Feast In Gravy
Roasted
Roasted Chicken Feast
Roasted Turkey Feast
Flaked
Flaked Chicken & Tuna Feast
Flaked Salmon & Ocean Whitefish Feast
Flaked Tuna & Mackerel Feast
Flaked Fish & Shrimp Feast
Flaked Trout Feast
Flaked Tuna Feast
Chunky
Chunky Chicken Feast
Chunky Turkey Feast
Chunky Chopped Grill Feast
You could also mix a can into your favorite Lipton™ recipe.
I would eat a can of Fancy feast...for 500 dollars..
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@previous (D)
You might as well be eating cat food, with all that McDonald's food you been eating.
@846,766 (D)
I think my minimum would be $3,000. What's your minimum?
@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)Let's take a look at the ingredients in a typical can of cat food: meat by-products, chicken by-product meal, turkey by-product meal, ash, taurine. Nothing too horrible, but in general, these things don't constitute a healthy human diet, says Dawn Jackson Blatner, a registered dietitian with the American Dietetic Association. "That said, I'm fully confident that your body can handle kitty chow."
Your liver, kidneys and skin do a terrific job of removing foreign substances from the body, especially mild ones like those found in cat food. "Technically, you could safely digest a baseball," Blatner says. Perhaps the worst stuff in cat food is the high mineral content in the ash, but your body would clear that out quickly.
@previous (F)
How much would it take for you to eat a can of Fancy Feast?
@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
The cost of having the can opened and replacing the contents with Pate Foie de gras from Hudsonvalley farms. No harm Duck Foie de gras. $51.50
@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
Apparently all you need to eat Fancy Feast, is the addition of reclaimed special Chinese potty oil.