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Topic: [NSFW] Fake anon plays Date my Daughter, a shitty incest simulator gifted by r04r

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 8 years ago #70,100

Externally hosted imageI'll be updating this with pictures as I go along.

Let's start off with this title screen. Look at that dead eyed stare and uncanny valley face. Who could help but be aroused at the thought of dating such a woman? This is a game that people pay real money on Patreon for. I don't know why, but we're about to find out just how much it isn't worth the money.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later[^] [v] #846,489

What did you pay for this game, @OP?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 57 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #846,490

You better be playing as Trump

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,491

err, what did r04r pay for it?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,492

Externally hosted imageFirst things first, we're gonna base this game on a true story of incest.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,493

Externally hosted image@846,490 (C)
You are ahead of the curve my friend! Here is our love interest.

r04r joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,495

@846,491 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
I was going to buy it, but then I realized you have to set up a monthly payment on patreon to get access and that's a hassle and all. So, being the generous person that I am, I just pirated it on fake_anon's behalf. An amazing gift, I know.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,496

Externally hosted imageLet's say your mom is coming downstairs to bring you your tendies, so you quickly try to close out of the game and hide your shame. You are instead greeted with this screen. I think she's supposed to be pouting.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,498

Externally hosted imageHere's the backstory. I'll skip all the boring parts.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,499

Externally hosted imageOh who's this! The story was very careful to point out that she has just turned 18 so she's legal thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,500

Externally hosted imageThis quote is less creepy than most things Trump has said about his daughter for real.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,501

Externally hosted imageOk first choice. What do i do fora?

r04r replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,503

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Romance, of course.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 51 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,504

@previous (r04r)
Becky recommends comedy. I think she's right. Romance would be premature at this stage.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,505

Externally hosted imageShe loved it. She said she needed to use the bathroom but...GASP! How convenient. I guess I'll end up having to watch her shower naked or something thanks to this totally plausible scenario of an apartment with no bathroom door.

r04r replied with this 8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,506

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,507

Externally hosted imageWe have seamlessly transitioned to my bedroom.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,509

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
POMF

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,511

Externally hosted imageAfter a pillow fight she is quite tired. Also her tits are really making me feel like the people who sewed her shirt were good at their job.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,513

Externally hosted imageA very natural sleeping position. On top of a blanket, head not on a pillow, one hand by your ear, one hand in your crotch.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,514

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
she looks like she is in pain lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,515

Externally hosted imagePeople are supposed to masturbate while playing this game. Please look at this face and try to tell me with a straight face this is sexy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,518

Externally hosted imageShe's gone. She has a friend's house she's supposed to be at.

Just to explain the UI, top left is the day number and where you click to save the game. The green circle is how many good actions you do. The red is how many bad ones. You need more good ones than bad ones to fuck her I think so perving out constantly is discouraged. The star is an achievement list. IDK what they do exactly.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,519

Externally hosted imageClicking on her face in the upper right brings up this menu. Sexy.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,521

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No benefits so far... sad.

Also are you going to try to get any BDSM points?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,522

@previous (E)
Yes I'm going to try to make her as big a slut as possible.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,523

Externally hosted imagePlot twist. Now I'm playing as Ivanka. Seems like she might not have been so upfront with daddy trump.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,524

Externally hosted imageOh shit, my friend asked if my dad was hot. Talk about subtly introducing the potential for incest.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,526

Externally hosted imageAlright fuckers, here's what you came to see. Here's my dad dick.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,528

Externally hosted imageAlright what kind of music do I choose?

r04r replied with this 8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,529

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Romantic, duh

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,530

@previous (r04r)
I let her choose. She picked Latin. Stop trying to get me to fuck her this early.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,532

Externally hosted imageWe were watching TV and omg porn came on somehow.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,533

Externally hosted imageI covered her eyes so she wouldn't see it. Now conveniently she's in the bathroom where my phone is.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,534

Externally hosted imageNow she wants a massage. I may skip ahead to some good bits. This is all buildup.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,536

Externally hosted imageDon't you hate it when you're playing frisbee in a park and this exact thing happens.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) sextuple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #846,537

Externally hosted imageTotally unexpectedly, the woman who got her shirt wet isn't wearing a bra and you can see her tits.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) septuple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #846,539

Externally hosted imageNow we're ivanka. Here is her friend in a totally natural masturbating position. Face down ass up, both hands working hard, right at the perfect angle for a camera. Very comfortable and plausible position. This game was definitely designed by someone who has seen a naked woman IRL.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #846,542

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
well that escalated quickly

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #846,544

Externally hosted imageShe just said she wants to date someone like her dad. Do I go for it??

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #846,555

Ok I'm done for the night. This game sucks.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,605

bitch needs to wash her whore face

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,622

за́сраная блядь

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,713

@846,555 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
jeez I can't believe I missed this. shoot
that character looks way too young though and I think it's creepy that you got this far!

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,716

Why did you create a butterface?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 51 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #846,736

Awww, r04r is a hopeless romantic

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #847,492

ey bro got ur pizz u wanted bro

Anonymous J double-posted this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #847,495

;)

Anonymous J triple-posted this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #847,498

the good news is the papa keeps his phone charged

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 6 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,772

Is there a multiplayer? This could be our next Minichan game.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,773

@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
I really must emphatically disagree. This is a bad game designed by terrible people.

blom replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,827

Lol didn't řeč this to you?

Oh no, you did too me

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