Topic: [NSFW] Fake anon plays Date my Daughter, a shitty incest simulator gifted by r04r
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 8 years ago#70,100
I'll be updating this with pictures as I go along.
Let's start off with this title screen. Look at that dead eyed stare and uncanny valley face. Who could help but be aroused at the thought of dating such a woman? This is a game that people pay real money on Patreon for. I don't know why, but we're about to find out just how much it isn't worth the money.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 57 seconds after the original post[^][v]#846,490
You better be playing as Trump
beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,491
err, what did r04r pay for it?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,492
First things first, we're gonna base this game on a true story of incest.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,493
@846,490 (C)
You are ahead of the curve my friend! Here is our love interest.
r04r joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,495
@846,491 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
I was going to buy it, but then I realized you have to set up a monthly payment on patreon to get access and that's a hassle and all. So, being the generous person that I am, I just pirated it on fake_anon's behalf. An amazing gift, I know.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,496
Let's say your mom is coming downstairs to bring you your tendies, so you quickly try to close out of the game and hide your shame. You are instead greeted with this screen. I think she's supposed to be pouting.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,498
Here's the backstory. I'll skip all the boring parts.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,499
Oh who's this! The story was very careful to point out that she has just turned 18 so she's legal thanks.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,500
This quote is less creepy than most things Trump has said about his daughter for real.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,501
Ok first choice. What do i do fora?
r04r replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,503
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Romance, of course.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 51 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,504
@previous (r04r)
Becky recommends comedy. I think she's right. Romance would be premature at this stage.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,505
She loved it. She said she needed to use the bathroom but...GASP! How convenient. I guess I'll end up having to watch her shower naked or something thanks to this totally plausible scenario of an apartment with no bathroom door.
r04r replied with this 8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,506
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,511
After a pillow fight she is quite tired. Also her tits are really making me feel like the people who sewed her shirt were good at their job.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,513
A very natural sleeping position. On top of a blanket, head not on a pillow, one hand by your ear, one hand in your crotch.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,514
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
she looks like she is in pain lol
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,515
People are supposed to masturbate while playing this game. Please look at this face and try to tell me with a straight face this is sexy.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,518
She's gone. She has a friend's house she's supposed to be at.
Just to explain the UI, top left is the day number and where you click to save the game. The green circle is how many good actions you do. The red is how many bad ones. You need more good ones than bad ones to fuck her I think so perving out constantly is discouraged. The star is an achievement list. IDK what they do exactly.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,519
Clicking on her face in the upper right brings up this menu. Sexy.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,521
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No benefits so far... sad.
Also are you going to try to get any BDSM points?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,522
@previous (E)
Yes I'm going to try to make her as big a slut as possible.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,523
Plot twist. Now I'm playing as Ivanka. Seems like she might not have been so upfront with daddy trump.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,524
Oh shit, my friend asked if my dad was hot. Talk about subtly introducing the potential for incest.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,526
Alright fuckers, here's what you came to see. Here's my dad dick.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,528
Alright what kind of music do I choose?
r04r replied with this 8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,529
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,530
@previous (r04r)
I let her choose. She picked Latin. Stop trying to get me to fuck her this early.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,532
We were watching TV and omg porn came on somehow.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,533
I covered her eyes so she wouldn't see it. Now conveniently she's in the bathroom where my phone is.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,534
Now she wants a massage. I may skip ahead to some good bits. This is all buildup.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quintuple-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,536
Don't you hate it when you're playing frisbee in a park and this exact thing happens.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) sextuple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#846,537
Totally unexpectedly, the woman who got her shirt wet isn't wearing a bra and you can see her tits.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) septuple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#846,539
Now we're ivanka. Here is her friend in a totally natural masturbating position. Face down ass up, both hands working hard, right at the perfect angle for a camera. Very comfortable and plausible position. This game was definitely designed by someone who has seen a naked woman IRL.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#846,542
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
well that escalated quickly
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#846,544
She just said she wants to date someone like her dad. Do I go for it??
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#846,555
Ok I'm done for the night. This game sucks.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#846,605
bitch needs to wash her whore face
Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#846,622
за́сраная блядь
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#846,713
@846,555 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
jeez I can't believe I missed this. shoot
that character looks way too young though and I think it's creepy that you got this far!
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#846,716
Why did you create a butterface?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 51 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#846,736
Awww, r04r is a hopeless romantic
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#847,492
ey bro got ur pizz u wanted bro
Anonymous J double-posted this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#847,495
;)
Anonymous J triple-posted this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#847,498
the good news is the papa keeps his phone charged
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 6 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#1,137,772
Is there a multiplayer? This could be our next Minichan game.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#1,137,773
@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
I really must emphatically disagree. This is a bad game designed by terrible people.
blom replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#1,137,827