dw skg llc double-posted this 8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#845,651
@845,649 (Meta)
also you're a fucking weirdo for owning and using those things
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Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#845,652
@previous (dw skg llc)
Why is it weird to be comfortable and prevent carpal tunnel syndrome?
dw skg llc replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#845,655
@previous (Meta)
those are items for weirdos it's the rules!!!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#845,658
I am currently designing a keyboard/mouse station constructed out of two suction-cup dildos that can be placed on a flat surface in front of the user. Buttons wrapped around the shafts of both units can be used for standard keyboard entry. 2D mouse control, and even 3D CAD functions, can be controlled by using the units like joysticks. A variety of mouse clicks can be achieved by pulling up or down on one or both of the units.
This new system should allow for very little input lag often experienced with optical or trackball mice and eliminate the need to keep a smooth surface available for precise mouse control - all this while allowing frequent computer users to keep their hands in a natural position and undergoing a more natural and comfortable form of motion.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#845,662
@845,649 (Meta)
I think it is, no seriously, it says Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000.
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#845,664
@845,658 (E)
It would improve multitasking too. You could hop on the desk and insert one dildo in your mouth and other in your butt. This frees you up to use a Blackberry in each hand to do emails.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#845,668
@previous (Meta)
Good point. Once my company takes off, remind me to offer you a place writing our corporate advertising materials.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#845,677
KITOTPT
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#845,679
@845,662 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
That's my exact keyboard! I think r04r got one too!
It's very comfortable. I especially like the padded leatherette palmrests.
It looks good too. Nicely understated black with just a touch of silver trim. When you upgrade to the business class Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 it's like being old money - you don't have to signal anymore.
r04r joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#845,680
@previous (Meta)
Yup, I have one. I also have the trackball, but barely use it.
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#845,682
@previous (r04r)
I can't stand mice anymore since I got my first trackball in 2009.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#845,767
@845,679 (Meta)
I just installed the software that goes with it so my keyboard is now fully functional.
dw skg llc replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#845,772
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
look everybody Catherine loaded up the drivers now she's like a hacker or st
watch out!!!
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#845,795
@previous (dw skg llc)
Shut up please, you're starting to get annoying.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#845,803