Topic: Catherine suggested that God is a Hermaphrodite.
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #70,004
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| God is a Hermaphrodite | 2 | 18% | |
| God is Male | 1 | 9% | |
| God is Female | - | 0% | |
| God is Trannsexual | 1 | 9% | |
| Pole needs more choices | 7 | 64% |
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #845,343
God is whatever they want to be. How dare you assume their gender.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #845,344
It's nice to still see people visiting Punychan. I guess since I started posting there again those people return. I was such a fool.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #845,346
> implying god exists
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,505
Why are people looking at this?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,514
heresy
absolute heresy
absolute heresy
Pan !Lhukc2z9AA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,527
Could God be all 192 genders?
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,531
Pan !Lhukc2z9AA replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,532
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,573
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,575
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,576
@868,573 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
We don't let pedofilth like you, TG, join the ranks of Big Daddies Derek.
We don't let pedofilth like you, TG, join the ranks of Big Daddies Derek.
She believes wrasstlin. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,577
Catherine is a slow witted dipshit.
For her to challenge established beliefs about God, well it make me throw up a little in my mouth.
For her to challenge established beliefs about God, well it make me throw up a little in my mouth.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,611
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,613
@868,576 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
We don't like pedos like you Matt. Go to Laghoul's.
We don't like pedos like you Matt. Go to Laghoul's.
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,629
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,637
@868,532 (Pan !Lhukc2z9AA)
Try "agender".
@868,577 (She believes wrasstlin.)
I know more about the wrestling business than you do so maybe you should just shut it. How do you "believe" wrestling is real? I believe that kayfabe is real, but I should really just stop feeding the trolls. I always fall suspectable to them.
Try "agender".
@868,577 (She believes wrasstlin.)
I know more about the wrestling business than you do so maybe you should just shut it. How do you "believe" wrestling is real? I believe that kayfabe is real, but I should really just stop feeding the trolls. I always fall suspectable to them.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,642
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2008-08-15/news/0808141093_1_god-yahweh-backward
Is God a hermaphrodite?
Rabbi Mark Sameth, the New York rabbi who wrote the article, said yes indeed. Based on 13 years of study, he has concluded that God is a hermaphrodite.
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2008-08-15/news/0808141093_1_god-yahweh-backward
Is God a hermaphrodite?
Rabbi Mark Sameth, the New York rabbi who wrote the article, said yes indeed. Based on 13 years of study, he has concluded that God is a hermaphrodite.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #868,647
@845,343 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
If God created man in His own image, whose image did He create woman from?
If God created man in His own image, whose image did He create woman from?
Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,492
Who in folks was looking at this?
16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,493
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,499
16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,504
@previous (L)
I know. I'm saying that if Adam was made in God's image, Eve must also have been made in God's images, so God is clearly a hermaphrodite.
I know. I'm saying that if Adam was made in God's image, Eve must also have been made in God's images, so God is clearly a hermaphrodite.
Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #875,288
@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
No, woman was made from the rib of Adam. She was made in Man's image.
No, woman was made from the rib of Adam. She was made in Man's image.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #875,295
16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #875,363
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #875,386
@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
> Then why is she a woman?
> Then why is she a woman?
The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. 20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.
But for Adam[f] no suitable helper was found. 21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.
23 The man said,
“This is now bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called ‘woman,’
for she was taken out of man.”
24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.
19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. 20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.
But for Adam[f] no suitable helper was found. 21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.
23 The man said,
“This is now bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called ‘woman,’
for she was taken out of man.”
24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.
Adam and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame.
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16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #875,389
Anonymous N replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #875,394
@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Take a close look at the statue. Adam needed help in the garden of Eden. Adam also needed a place to plant his seed. God got really pissed about the time Adam was wasting messing with his own pole, while the garden was getting weedy. So God made Eve out of Adams rib and gave her a hole for his pole.
Take a close look at the statue. Adam needed help in the garden of Eden. Adam also needed a place to plant his seed. God got really pissed about the time Adam was wasting messing with his own pole, while the garden was getting weedy. So God made Eve out of Adams rib and gave her a hole for his pole.
16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #875,396
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@previous (K)
A more better question wood be - What kinda barbeque sauce did God put on Adams rib, to create Eve. And how come Eve and Adam ended up with the same number of ribs. Did Adam start off with one extra rib.
And at the point of Eve's creation was she on her period or PMS.
A more better question wood be - What kinda barbeque sauce did God put on Adams rib, to create Eve. And how come Eve and Adam ended up with the same number of ribs. Did Adam start off with one extra rib.
And at the point of Eve's creation was she on her period or PMS.