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Topic: Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2018

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 6.5 years ago #69,958

Externally hosted imageBecause we might as well keep this tradition going forward. Below you will find the previous threads for both the 2016 and 2017 threads. The countdown for today is courtesy of my new Alexa.

365 Days Until Christmas 2018


Past Year's Threads
2017 Thread
2016 Thread

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

$anta joined in and replied with this 6.5 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #844,962

how many days till Christmas year 2666?
modedit: Official™ Minichan Thread!

(Edited 8 months later by a moderator.)

$anta double-posted this 6.5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #844,963

official days

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 6.5 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #845,151

364 Days Until Christmas 2018

363 Days Until Christmas 2018

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #845,373

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Which is it??

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 6.5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #845,405

@previous (C)
The first one since I was trying to calculate time zones in my head and a calculator, but I am too retarded for mathematics.

? joined in and replied with this 6.5 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #845,561

Christmas 2018 has been postponed to January 4th 2019 due to budget cuts

we are now at 372 days until next Christmas

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 6.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #845,567

I wonder what my blog will be like in 362 days...

https://minichan.org/topic/68663

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #845,570

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 6.4 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #855,186

336 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

Please note that this countdown clock reflects the time zone of the poster. This does not mean that those from other time zones cannot contribute to this thread. If you have suggestions for a better countdown clock then please feel free to suggest it within the confines of this thread. Thank you.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6.4 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #855,188

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You should use GMT. Thanks.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 7 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,167

Externally hosted image

106 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

Remember folks, Jesus the Jew is the reason for the season.

@previous (G)
Actually, I think the website I have been using adjusts itself for time zones. Not sure why in three years this never dawned on me.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,168

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Actually it's a pagan thing they retconned to be Christian.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,170

Externally hosted image@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,231

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ?

Countdown ‘till Christmas:

(Edited 3 months later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,252

Jeremy Corbyn will make Labour unelectable.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,269

Today is a historical day indeed. This is the first time that the Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread was sticked.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,359

lold

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 20 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,545

105 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

tteh !faggot replied with this 5.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,605

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Exciting!

(Edited 3 days later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,634

@916,545 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

You know, if I want to know how many days until christmas, I just do some simple math to find the answer. I don't look it up online, and I certainly don't need some autist to look it up for me.

You're 30 years old and have no children, why you so obsessed with X-mas anyway?

Anonymous K replied with this 5.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,654

@916,545 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
why didn't you use Alexa

Anonymous F replied with this 5.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,660

Orthodox Christmas Day 2019
Monday, January 7, 2019

Any other date for celebration is just Unorthodox.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,678

@916,654 (K)

There are 105 days until Christmas 2017

Courtesy of Alexa.

Hmm, that's a good idea. I wonder if she could do time zones too. Nope, she can't or I don't know how to ask her.

XmasClock has served us well so maybe we should let it finish out this year, but this is great for the inevitable 2019 thread.

Anonymous K replied with this 5.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,680

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
it's been like 2 years why haven't you figured out how to account for time zones yet

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,681

@previous (K)

There is only 24 of them, for fuck's sake.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,690

@916,680 (K)
What is the mathematical formula for converting your local time to another time zone?

Anonymous K replied with this 5.8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,696

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> What is the mathematical formula for converting your local time to another time zone?

jfc catherine

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,713

@916,680 (K)
@916,681 (L)
@previous (K)

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 10 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,811

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
You have a point.

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,834

@916,690 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Y+X

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,835

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #916,868

C h r i s t m a s

(Edited 1 month later.)

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 day later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,123

103 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of Alexa

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,140

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

So, why you so obsessed with Xmas, when you have no kids and you are over 30 years old?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,142

@previous (L)
Because adults can't like Christmas?

Sorry, your life is dab and dull that you have to engage in vices just so your life can feel rewarding.

Now, why not let those who enjoy Christmas go about their merry way, and you stay at the bar this December 25th being depressed about how your life is shit.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,147

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

I seem to have gotten under your skin. There is a nothing wrong with liking X-mas, but you are obsessed with it. Not only that, but your hostility demonstrates you probably don't even have a reason to be obsessed. You're just a 30+ year old child, still living with mommy and daddy, obsessing over a holiday drenched in commercialism. Are you asking your parents for more dolls this year?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,149

@previous (L)
I'm not obsessed with the holiday enough that I would name my child, "Noel."

> I seem to have gotten under your skin.

Hi, TGcomix.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,150

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

You're as obsessed with X-mas as you are TG. Your obsession runs deeper than any ocean. That is evident in the fact that you are the sole author of these X-mas countdown threads.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,153

@previous (L)
Maybe I am obsessed with Christmas then. Is there a problem?

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,155

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

You wouldn't understand, sport. Just keep dreaming of all the toys mommy and daddy are gonna buy you.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,156

@previous (L)
No, explain or you’re bullshitting.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,158

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

I needn't explain your childish obsession to you. Just because you think I'm bullshitting, doesn't mean anything. I expected this reaction from you.

Confronted with the truth, catherine will now do everything in his power to try to make me out to be some kind of bad guy, because I dared to say that his obsession with X-mas is unwarranted and childish. Typical catherine response.

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 5.8 years ago, 59 seconds later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,159

@previous (L)
It's more just your opinion than the truth tho

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,160

@844,962 ($anta)
> how many days till Christmas year 2666?

236,779 Days Until Christmas 2666

Courtesy of Alexa

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,161

@917,159 (MR MIKE PENCE)

> 30+ years old
> no children
> obsessing over how long until X-mas

Whatever you say. Keep white knighting catherine, maybe you'll get some.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,162

@917,158 (L)
This doesn't answer why it's a problem.

I'm getting the vibe that you're a very very bitter person.

Here's your present early this year. I got it straight from the stocking of the President.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,174

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Bitter? I asked a simple question, which you flew off the handel over. Thanks.

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 5.8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,176

@917,161 (L)
mad

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,180

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)

Atta way, son. You'll be plugging him in no time.

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 5.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,182

@previous (L)
i think you've me confused with alex jones

Syntax replied with this 5.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,206

Been many a year since I have savored a Roast Goose for Christmas dinner.
Given it can be Kosher unless one bastes it in Bacon grease. I might check and see if a local restaurant plans on serving so I can order one or two to go.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,212

@previous (Syntax)

Just buy a goose, and cook it yourself. I have always wanted to try waterfowl, nevet had a chance tho.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 5.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,219

@previous (L)
Indeed I have bought the Goose and cooked a Goose. Same for Peking Duck and Cassoulet and a totally for real Pho.
Doing so just once was a lesson learned as to why a few dishes are worth doing just once and from then on letting a restaurant do it from now on.
Having to go borrow a bicycle pump for the Peking Duck put a smile on my neighbors face and cost me having to share some duck and there really is not so much to eat from just one duck.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,224

@previous (Syntax)

Borrow a bike pump? What for? You know you can get a cheap one for like 10 bucks, right?

Syntax replied with this 5.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,230

@previous (L)
You need to pump air between the outside skin and the inside body of the Goose to separate the skin from the meat. Otherwise no Extra Crispy
Nor wood I run around my hood to buy a pump for one tyme use. I do own several bikes all with flat tires so the pump wood come in handy. Neighbor probably still has her pump

Anonymous L replied with this 5.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,236

@previous (Syntax)

Put some slime in yo tubes, syn. Not the shitty bicycle slime, tho. Get the automotive slime, it works waaaaaaaaay better.

Zero joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 day later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #917,448

Xmass alcohols expected. Call up ur father.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 2 days later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,028

Externally hosted image@previous (Zero)

98 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

We're officially under 100 days. It's beginning to look a lot like fishmen Christmas.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 5.8 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,491

96 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,670

@845,570 (F)
Probably accurate.
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Please bring back your weird, pointless blog.

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,707

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
You were the one with the weird pointless 'blog'.

dw !ea7At1rwaI replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,708

@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)
i don't want him here he's creepy

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,709

@previous (dw !ea7At1rwaI)
So are you tho

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,711

@918,708 (dw !ea7At1rwaI)
@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)
The two of you need to check into a motel and rub dicks together.

Anonymous J replied with this 5.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,787

@918,709 (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)

Aren't we all?

Anonymous M replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,805

@918,711 (R)
Don't we all?

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 5.8 years ago, 20 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #918,992

@918,711 (R)
He couldn't reach ??

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #919,016

94 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #919,346

Uh I’m Jewish?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #919,369

Externally hosted image@previous (S)
Join us at the Christmas dinner table anyway, Jewish friend.

93 Days Until Christmas 2019

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

Analyst II replied with this 5.7 years ago, 10 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #919,424

@919,346 (S)

> Uh I’m Jewish?

Look at your penis. If cut your are. If intact you're not.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 days later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,251

Externally hosted image

90 Days Until Christmas 2019

Ninety days left in
the countdown to the season
Yule twenty-nineteen
Courtesy of XmasClock.com

See this thread for more haikus.

Anonymous J replied with this 5.7 years ago, 13 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,394

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

How many Martian days is that?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,692

Catherine are you buying yourself a gift this year? In thinking of getting myself something, but I don't know what yet

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,698

Externally hosted image@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I was under the impression Catherine was buying herself a Vagina. With her limited funds it may have to be a strap on Vagina for now.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,711

@920,692 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don't really need to buy myself gifts since I have people who give me gifts.

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,746

@920,698 (U)
What market is this product aimed at?

Anonymous U replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #920,784

@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)
Good question. Hell if I have a clue. If Catherine has a male buddy, it could be used as a sperm collection device.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #921,034

87 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #921,038

@920,711 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Buying your own present is for items that other people probably wouldn't get you

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 days later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #921,658

85 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of Alexa

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 6 days later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #923,365

Kids party, adults have fun. Thanks. XXX

Mr William Ben replied with this 5.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #923,495

How long until Christmas??

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #923,511

@previous (Mr William Ben)

78 days!

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 15 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #923,740

Externally hosted image@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I'd like the X-Mas clock to confirm this and also to conform to my time zone, please, thanks.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 5 days later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,482

72 Days Until Christmas 2018

Maybe it's time for these countdown threads to end.
Courtesy of Alexa.

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,488

@920,698 (U)
Fucking
My roommate's dog ate the head of my strap-on
this dog is fucking autistic i swear to god

Anonymous K replied with this 5.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,562

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Fucking
> My roommate's dog ate the head of my strap-on
> this dog is fucking autistic i swear to god

that's gross

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,590

@previous (K)
You act like you've never had that problem.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,635

@925,562 (K)
It hasnt been used in years but i agree

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 31 seconds later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,636

@925,562 (K)
That sounds like something Kero the Wolf would have done.

Anonymous M replied with this 5.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,708

@925,590 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, it's surprisingly common. I don't know if that says more about dog owners or dogs.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,716

@previous (M)

Dogs just like to chew on things, they don't care if it's fake dick.

Anonymous M replied with this 5.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,717

@previous (L)
They know what they're doing.

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 5.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,759

@925,488 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Where do you store your strapons??

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,797

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
i left it on top of a chest at the foot of my bed

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,843

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
oh yes and the dog is to blame

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #925,850

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
hey man my cat doesn't fuck with stuff like that
i'm not even annoyed about it tbh, it's just funny
the dogtism is mostly unrelated

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 week later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #929,205

59 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #929,305

100 get

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 11 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #929,611

@925,850 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> hey man my cat doesn't fuck with stuff like that
> i'm not even annoyed about it tbh, it's just funny
> the dogtism is mostly unrelated

I wanna shot at that hot youbgmm. .

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRXTUVWXYZ replied with this 5.6 years ago, 14 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #929,782

Sunday
December 2


If Jesus the Jew, were alive today he wood start celebrating on Dec 2

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 5.6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #929,800

How long until Christmas op??

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 days later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #930,760

@925,488 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
strap on..


for when scissoring just isn't enough I guess..

Anonymous L replied with this 5.6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #930,767

@previous (Z-2)

It's for cornholeing little girls like you.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #930,781

Externally hosted image"It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A
[Minichan] Christmas!"
-- South Park, Woodland Critter Christmas

56 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

Be thankful that there was no World War III after this incident.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 5.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #930,785

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NOTICE! Official Minichan New Year's Eve Countdown Thread 2018?


63 Days Until New Year's Eve 2018
Courtesy of Alexa

On the day of Christmas, this thread may become a brief countdown to New Year's Eve. While it's not needed as I am sure many of us could easily know the number of days between Christmas Day (December 25) and the last day of the current year (December 31). The answer is six days by the way. Then again, I am a resident of the Golden State of California which means my IQ is automatically lower than those in other U.S. states. I just thought this might be a fun way to keep this thread a little bit more active before the start of the Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2019 which I plan to start on January 1st of next year.

I would personally like to thank everyone here for participating within these threads. It really does help make them feel like this community's own little Christmas tradition. I would like to thank the moderators for making this the first-ever countdown thread to be stickied. Thanks also go to whoever made the official label as seen here @844,962 ($anta). Once again, thank you, everyone, for making these threads something that would forever be floating within the depths of cyberspace, that is, as long as minichan.org continues to survive into the future.

Initital Image for the 2019 Thread

As you may have guessed, I like starting these threads off with an image pertaining to a current event either from the end of last year or an event that will transpire the following year. 2016 is the exception as that started with just a Christmas-y picture of a tree. 2017 had a picture of newly elected President Donald J. Trump wearing a Santa Claus outfit. This year's thread had a picture of the first ever female Doctor on the long-running British science fiction series, Doctor Who. If you have any suggestions on what should be the leading image for next year's thread then please feel free to post your suggestions.

With that being said, in the words of talk show host Jerry Springer, "take care of yourself and each other."

Anonymous W replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #930,799

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
next year's image should be a giant dick fucking planet earth

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #930,801

@previous (W)
Could we, at least, try to be wholesome? ?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #930,940

Countdown ‘till Christmas:

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,027

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
What? How? This has been what I wanted for these threads the entire time. ?

It looks like the days of bumping are coming to a close.

The only thing that could make this better is if the countdown had different timers for different time zones. Like what has been requested a ton of times throughout these threads yet I couldn't figure out how to achieve.

This is a first and this is a grand ol' time! ???

Anonymous F replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,085

Externally hosted imageHow and why did you skip Halloween

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,088

@previous (F)

1 Day Until Halloween 2018 ?

Courtesy of tomorrow.

There we go.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,126

@931,027 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Glad you like it! I just threw something together in JS, figured it would be neat.
> The only thing that could make this better is if the countdown had different timers for different time zones. Like what has been requested a ton of times throughout these threads yet I couldn't figure out how to achieve.
It uses JavaScript's Date() object which gets the client's system time, so it's already calculating the countdown based on each user's specific timezone. ?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,216

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I kind of figured that, but I wanted to check with Alexa and she told me there were 56 days, not 55 so I thought otherwise. That it didn't use the time of the user's system.

Anonymous W replied with this 5.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,227

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
lol it's fine. happy? you should accept tteh as your new lord and savior

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5.6 years ago, 12 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,344

@930,760 (Z-2)
no it's for strapping onto a life-sized stuffed yoshi and shoving up people's asses unlubed

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,452

Externally hosted image

? Happy Halloween! ?

The holidays have officially begun and we are now on the road to Christmas.
There are 54 days until Christmas 2018, courtesy of XmasClock.com.

? www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFLOh44P5z0

Anonymous L replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,461

.

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 5.6 years ago, 22 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,769

Externally hosted image@OP

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 5.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #931,892

How many days

Anonymous K replied with this 5.6 years ago, 12 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,220

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)

> How many days

see

@930,940 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Anonymous L replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,332

@930,940 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Hey, this is showing me how long for Eastern time zone, I live in the Central time zone.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 5.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,418

Santa Claus is based on the Dutch slave owning Sinterklaas. Santa should be banned.

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 5.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,422

@previous (Z-3)
I think it is

Captain Kate Carr double-posted this 5.6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,423

@932,220 (K)
I don't trust tteh

Captain Kate Carr triple-posted this 5.6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,424

@930,940 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

I'm a silly boy.

(Edited 25 minutes later by a moderator.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,425

@932,332 (L)
Weird. What timezone does your device use?

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,426

@932,424 (Captain Kate Carr)
what
also
@916,231 (I) is where the function is defined

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,427

@932,425 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Its them. Works fine here!

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,429

@previous (Z-3)
Bloody Minichanners amirite.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,432

@932,425 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Central.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 20 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,847

Yo tteh, could we count on your countdown for the 2019 thread?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,877

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
ofc :)
@932,432 (L)
Weird! For some reason JS thinks you're in a different timezone. Not sure what that's about.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,898

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Probably his ISP is over the border.

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 5.6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,903

@932,426 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Sorry I was just mashing buttons accidentally/autistically

Anonymous L replied with this 5.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #932,978

@932,877 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Ionno. Not like I can't figure out on my own.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #933,114

Given that we have an actual countdown now (@930,940 (tteh !MemesToDNA)), what are some ways we could make this thread more festive?

Don't worry, there is still going to be a Thanksgiving bump like there was for Halloween.

I just feel less encouraged to bump this thread now because of the countdown.

Syntax replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #933,120

Externally hosted image

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 5.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #933,144

We can add some cpu raping js snowflakes. Very suiting on a few levels.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #933,248

Wishlist: psvita

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 6 days later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #936,015

This New Year's Eve, should I just get drunk for once regardless of the bad taste of most alcoholic beverages?

I usually don't like going out on this night because I don't want to die due to drunk drivers, but I could still do this at home.

bret replied with this 5.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #936,016

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
only if you leave the house......in something sexy....

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #936,248

@936,015 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
What types of alcohol have you tried previously and how much of each?

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 5.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #936,319

@936,015 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
just drink vodka mixes

Anonymous L replied with this 5.6 years ago, 13 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #936,533

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)

Vodka make you strong like bear, comrade.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 days later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #937,540

@936,248 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I once consumed a pint of everclear in about two hours..

I danced in a cheap ass motel room with a couple I knew to the sounds of CMT from the old worn out tv set and then later pissed on myself and passed out on the dirty carpet..
the next morning I seriously almost attacked them in their sleep thinking they had stolen my wallet...but it was under the mattress on my bed where I had stashed it..

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.6 years ago, 13 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #937,694

Countdown ‘till Christmas:

Syntax replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #937,704

Externally hosted image@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
For those of us who live in the land of the free and the home of Trump Dick~tator~ship

Thanksgiving is One Week away.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #937,835

@previous (Syntax)
I'm still going to do a Thanksgiving countdown bump regardless of the nice countdown. Don't worry.

Matt replied with this 5.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #937,923

@936,248 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I drink butt wine.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 day later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #938,281

@937,540 (Z-2)
Jesus Christ dude

Anonymous K replied with this 5.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #938,285

@937,540 (Z-2)

> I once consumed a pint of everclear in about two hours..
>
> I danced in a cheap ass motel room with a couple I knew to the sounds of CMT from the old worn out tv set and then later pissed on myself and passed out on the dirty carpet..
> the next morning I seriously almost attacked them in their sleep thinking they had stolen my wallet...but it was under the mattress on my bed where I had stashed it..

why would you volunteer this story

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 5.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #938,356

@937,540 (Z-2)
lol get help

Captain Kate Carr double-posted this 5.6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #938,357

@936,533 (L)
Or strong like a fag if it's mixes

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #938,396

@938,285 (K)
Why would you criticize someone for sharing such a good story?

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 days later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #939,169

We were there to party...and they were traveling with me..the story goes on about another week and a half..

Maybe another time I shall share the rest...it involves that weirdass couple..more motel rooms and drinking...a short road trip...two homeless shelters...AND a bj for me along the way..

Anonymous L replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #939,179

@937,694 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Still showing me time for eastern timezone. This is weird, I've never even been to the eastern timezone. Except once, when I was about 4.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #939,186

@previous (L)
Are you on mobile?

Syntax replied with this 5.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #939,189

Externally hosted image@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Just wish Anon L gave some idea of their location. On occasions my IP resolves just a few miles away from Cathy and I am not kidding. In another state that distance in miles wood be in a different tyme zone

Also I am SO SO SO Getting Ready for USA Thanksgivings day this Thursday

Damn one has to click on the image to get image to most proper resolve

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Anonymous L replied with this 5.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #939,333

@939,186 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Yeah.

Anonymous L double-posted this 5.6 years ago, 2 days later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #940,091

@937,694 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

It's working now.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 day later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #940,390

Externally hosted imageAs promised, here is my special Thanksgiving Day bump, for those of you who went out shopping on this day. Did you eat dinner? Did you have dessert? What did you eat? How was your experience in the shops? Here's an interesting video that I discovered about the real story of Thanksgiving and how there was a somewhat miracle involved that feels on par with that of the Christmas Truce of 1914. We're officially on the road to Christmas now. There is currently...

32 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

For different time zones, I think this website adjusts itself to your computer's clock. The time above is for Pacific Standard Time.

Happy Thanksgiving! ?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #940,392

Externally hosted image*pair o' these nuts

haha

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 14 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #940,495

Get triggered by this post.

?? I am going to trigger somebody with this post.

Happy Day After Thanksgiving! Or should I say, Happy Black Friday officially!

31 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 5.6 years ago, 5 days later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,273

Who else is watching Christmas from Rockefeller Center on NBC?

26 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 5.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,282

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> Who else is watching Christmas from Rockefeller Center on NBC?
>
>

26 Days Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of
XmasClock.com

I watched a few minutes of it..

was blessed to catch old ass Toney Bennet perform at 92...he did really well...I was impressed..

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,284

@previous (Z-2)
The tree lighting comes at the end of the broadcast.

Anonymous G replied with this 5.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,404

Are we going to do minichan secret santas this year?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,405

@previous (G)
I had no control over that since it wasn't my thing.

Anonymous J replied with this 5.6 years ago, 15 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,528

@942,404 (G)

I never got my secret santa

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,539

@previous (J)
That sucks. Who did you buy a gift for?

Anonymous J replied with this 5.6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,552

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I never sent it

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,559

@previous (J)
That sucks as well

Anonymous J replied with this 5.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,657

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I never got given a name!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,708

@previous (J)
What what what?! Who was in charge of running that thing?

Anonymous J replied with this 5.6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #942,722

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Not sure but I don't think they got back to me

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 week later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #945,908

Holy shit, there is only 13 days until Christmas.

Anonymous U replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #945,909

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Will the WWE send you a Christmas gift.
Maybe a tiny bottle of sweat from wrestlers.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #945,910

@previous (U)

Or a pendant full of Ronda Rousey's vaginal fluid.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #945,974

@previous (L)
Don't be gross.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 44 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #945,981

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Stahp gender fluid pendant shaming.

Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 16 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,075

@945,908 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> Holy shit, there is only 13 days until Christmas.

do you have an advent calendar

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,076

Externally hosted image@previous (K)
Please locate the date on this calendar.

Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,077

@previous (Z-4)
shut the fuck up syntax

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,105

@946,075 (K)
I do at my house

Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,108

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
nice. does it have chocolates in it

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,112

@previous (K)

No it has little pockets with the days on them and you move a mouse from pocket to pocket

Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,117

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
oh that's really cute

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,122

@previous (K)
You want to see it?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,146

@946,075 (K)
Yeah, but it's just one of those chocolate ones and I think the chocolate is aged.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 54 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,152

@946,112 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Does it have Santa and mrs.Clause in front of the fire on it?

Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,158

@946,122 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
yes!

@946,146 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
oh bummer. looking all white on the outside?

Filling in for Santa II replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,165

Catherine.
Many enjoy getting their rocks off. In your hood you can paint rocks on Saturday.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/free-rock-painting-christmas-party-tickets-53067083074?aff=ebdssbcitybrowse
Or Dec 22
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/victorville-fairy-rock-garden-christmas-party-free-tickets-53165553602?aff=erelexpmlt

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 13 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,276

Externally hosted image@946,158 (K)
Here you go

Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,314

@946,152 (L)

> Does it have Santa and mrs.Clause in front of the fire on it?

yes apparently

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
cute

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,328

@946,276 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

That is the same one I've used all my life.

Anonymous L double-posted this 5.5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,329

.

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,338

@946,314 (K)
I like it

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 5.5 years ago, 32 seconds later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,339

@946,328 (L)
Did your mom buy it? Mine did

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,387

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Yes, she did.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,397

@previous (L)
I'll bet that she's a nice lady

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,425

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

One of the most kind I know.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,454

@previous (L)
Aw that's so nice. Merry Christmas

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,457

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Merry Christmas to you as well.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,575

Fuck Christmas.

Syntax replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,591

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
I think I have a Christmas gift for you - Serious - Not so much so sure it's good for you in the long run however it should make you feel more better currently

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,593

@previous (Syntax)

Cocaine is illegal, ya senile old fart.

Syntax replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,596

@previous (L)
Not a drug - Something he already owns yet is not working correctly. We that is We can help him fix wots broke

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,599

@previous (Syntax)

I find your discussing of Catherine's genitals creepy and misinformed.

Syntax replied with this 5.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,602

Externally hosted image@previous (L)

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,603

@previous (Syntax)
I think we have a winner for the official image for the 2019 thread.

Syntax replied with this 5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,604

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Disagree because you have to click on it for the full effect.
imgur fail again.

Anonymous I replied with this 5.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,619

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,622

@946,575 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Why are you angry?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,629

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don’t know but I am feeling better after I made a rap poem called, “Zeitgeist.”

Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,631

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> I don’t know but I am feeling better after I made a rap poem called, “Zeitgeist.”

lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,646

@946,276 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Thats really cute

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,691

@946,629 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
That's good. Maybe you should do more of that. Just don't let it prevent you from doing other important things.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 5.5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,692

@946,646 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Thank you. I like it

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC triple-posted this 5.5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #946,693

@946,314 (K)
Thank you

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 day later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,021

Externally hosted imageI got an early Christmas present which is a Christmas special that surprisingly I never see played much anymore and couldn't even find on Wal-Mart's website or in the store. Target had it, but that was after I found it on Amazon. This is the Scrooge McDuck iteration of A Christmas Carol long before Disney made the one starring Jim Carrey.

? Mickey's Christmas Carol: 30th Anniversary Special Edition

One reviewer said this was a modified edition of the film, but right now I just want a copy of it since it seems to be getting rarer and rarer. This was my introduction to Charles Dickens' classic holiday story which is historically the true reason for the season.

The one that reviewer said was the original unaltered story was from a set called Disney Animation Collection 7: Mickey's Christmas Carol.

I wish more TV channels aired this with, at least, the same frequency as Rankin Bass or god damn Elf.

Anonymous J replied with this 5.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,056

Who else has an advent calender?

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,117

@947,021 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

The winter solstice is the true reason for the season. Thanks.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 5.5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,128

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Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,132

@947,021 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
yeah they kinda did stop playing Scrooge McDuck around

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,143

The Muppets Christmas Carol is good as well

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,363

Bump

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 5.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,412

How long??

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,424

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)

7 days 10 hours 17 minutes.

Anonymous I replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,440

Countdown ‘till Christmas:

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #947,485

@845,570 (F)

Witch detected.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #947,720

My DVD copy of Mickey's Christmas Carol came with a digital copy. I might show it later on Rabb.it if anyone is interested in partaking. Just let me know.

Anonymous J replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #947,758

@947,440 (I)

Delet this

Gunnut !aMo11s/sR. joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #947,760

@947,720 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
No one wants to watch that.

Anonymous W replied with this 5.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #947,920

@947,758 (J)
SIX days ONE hour FOURTEEN minuts bitsch

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #947,970

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No. I will instil the spirit of Christmas within you by force.

Anonymous J replied with this 5.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #947,990

@947,920 (W)

Wrong

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #948,046

Externally hosted imageGet it through your fucking skulls!

Anonymous G replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #948,545

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
/r/Gatekeeping

Anonymous Φ replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #948,606

@948,046 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Are you sure Santa is a Man? Have you checked out Santa's package?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #948,619

@previous (Anonymous Φ)
Yeah, I was one of Santa's ho ho hos.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #948,621

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Santa confirmed tranny chaser.

CatRap !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #948,661

Since these threads are like Minichan time capsules. I might as well share my gift of rap even though two of these I have no idea what came over me. Maybe that is the demon that processes my soul.

Feces Navidad!
http://minichan.org/topic/81864
This one is for you, Bert
http://minichan.org/topic/81921
And I haven't forgotten about you
http://minichan.org/topic/81942

Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #948,758

@previous (CatRap !ttGirlsPl2)
oh wow yeah I also thought it was a rap demon. its definitely a rap demon.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5.5 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,068

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Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,130

I just wrote up the post for the 2019 thread.

Would a mod be generous enough to accommodate it with an active countdown as the first reply?

Syntax replied with this 5.5 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,288

Less than 24 hours 2Go and I think I hope NO MORE Shopping cause traffic near impossible. Must be jammed do to Santa moving along highway looking for lunch site

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,294

@previous (Syntax)
Santa moved his headquarters to San Diego, California?

Syntax replied with this 5.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,301

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Massive number of new kids just across the border

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,345

Externally hosted imageThis is your last holiday bump before Christmas!

Just wanted to repeat what I said in another thread and given that I have already aired my grievances through those weird rap threads (@948,661 (CatRap !ttGirlsPl2)). I just wanted to wish you all a...

Happy Festivus for the Rest of Us!


And that there is only...

1 Day Until Christmas 2018

Courtesy of XmasClock.com

You can find the aforementioned Festivus thread below.

Happy Festivus for the Rest of Us!
? minichan.org/topic/82044

Remember, the tradition is a pole, and not a hole.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,347

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

1 day 8 hours, courtesy of tteh.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,348

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I have 1 day and 10 hours over here. ^_^

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,352

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

I don't care.

USER WAS BANNED FOR NOT EXHIBITING THE APPROPRIATE LEVEL OF HOLIDAY CHEER

(Edited 18 minutes later by a moderator.)

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 5.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,431

Santa brought a National number one ranking for the Tennessee VOLS..

Anonymous ω replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,442

@previous (Z-2)
Will Santa bring you many Job applications and will you be sober enough to fill them out.

Magick h8 ball !!hVDex6rTa replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,467

@previous (Anonymous ω)

All signs point to "no."

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,476

@949,301 (Syntax)
Why are those 8 year olds wearing diapers?

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,502

@949,442 (Anonymous ω)
I am not hardly drinking at all btw..

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,512

@previous (Z-2)

That's only because you are poor, we know you've been trying.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,514

Countdown ‘till Christmas:

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,529

This thread ends tomorrow, just an FYI.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,535

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Will be bumping.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,541

@previous (L)
Yeah, for the closing post. The new thread will start on 26 December.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,544

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

I mean I will be bumping.

Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,584

@949,529 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> This thread ends tomorrow, just an FYI.

threads don't just END

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,586

@previous (K)
Yeah, this thread will be a fun "Countdown to New Year's Eve" thread while the 2019 thread gets going.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,607

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

I'm going to spam it with pictures of cats fucking.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,622

@previous (L)
Why?

Anonymous I replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,633

Christmas in Europe. Merry Christmas nerds!

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,644

@949,622 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Why not?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,764

Merry Christmas dorks.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,793

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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,894

Merry Christmas! ?

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,912

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Anonymous L double-posted this 5.5 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #949,914

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DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,018

Merry Christmas faggots! :D

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,026

Thank you for participating in the Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2018. Thank you to both XmasClock.com for being the countdown most relied on on this thread and past threads. Cannot guarantee if this will be the countdown going forward, but might as well give them a proper send-off. Thanks also go to Alexa for also providing such information.

Now... there are... officially...

? 6 Days Until New Year's, 2019! ?


Becky, feel free to post more cats fucking to your heart's content. :-)

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,027

The Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2019 is here. You can find the link below.

? Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2019

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,028

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Anonymous L double-posted this 5.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,086

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Anonymous K replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,152

@949,914 (L)
i loved that pitch

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,200

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Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,218

Please post more of these photos, becky, I honestly think they're kind of funny. Intercourse in nature just makes sex seem so weird to me.

Anonymous L replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,234

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Anonymous L double-posted this 5.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,331

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Anonymous L triple-posted this 5.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #950,426

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Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 5.5 years ago, 4 days later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #952,030

Externally hosted image? Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2019

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

Anonymous L replied with this 5.4 years ago, 6 days later, 1.1 year after the original post[^] [v] #953,867

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