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Topic: Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2018
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 7 years ago#69,958
Because we might as well keep this tradition going forward. Below you will find the previous threads for both the 2016 and 2017 threads. The countdown for today is courtesy of my new Alexa.
Please note that this countdown clock reflects the time zone of the poster. This does not mean that those from other time zones cannot contribute to this thread. If you have suggestions for a better countdown clock then please feel free to suggest it within the confines of this thread. Thank you.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#855,188
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You should use GMT. Thanks.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 months later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#916,167
You know, if I want to know how many days until christmas, I just do some simple math to find the answer. I don't look it up online, and I certainly don't need some autist to look it up for me.
You're 30 years old and have no children, why you so obsessed with X-mas anyway?
Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#916,654
@916,545 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
why didn't you use Alexa
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#916,660
Orthodox Christmas Day 2019
Monday, January 7, 2019
Any other date for celebration is just Unorthodox.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#916,678
So, why you so obsessed with Xmas, when you have no kids and you are over 30 years old?
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,142
@previous (L)
Because adults can't like Christmas?
Sorry, your life is dab and dull that you have to engage in vices just so your life can feel rewarding.
Now, why not let those who enjoy Christmas go about their merry way, and you stay at the bar this December 25th being depressed about how your life is shit.
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,147
I seem to have gotten under your skin. There is a nothing wrong with liking X-mas, but you are obsessed with it. Not only that, but your hostility demonstrates you probably don't even have a reason to be obsessed. You're just a 30+ year old child, still living with mommy and daddy, obsessing over a holiday drenched in commercialism. Are you asking your parents for more dolls this year?
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,149
@previous (L)
I'm not obsessed with the holiday enough that I would name my child, "Noel."
> I seem to have gotten under your skin.
Hi, TGcomix.
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,150
You're as obsessed with X-mas as you are TG. Your obsession runs deeper than any ocean. That is evident in the fact that you are the sole author of these X-mas countdown threads.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,153
@previous (L)
Maybe I am obsessed with Christmas then. Is there a problem?
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,155
I needn't explain your childish obsession to you. Just because you think I'm bullshitting, doesn't mean anything. I expected this reaction from you.
Confronted with the truth, catherine will now do everything in his power to try to make me out to be some kind of bad guy, because I dared to say that his obsession with X-mas is unwarranted and childish. Typical catherine response.
MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,159
@previous (L)
It's more just your opinion than the truth tho
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,160
@844,962 ($anta) > how many days till Christmas year 2666?
MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,182
@previous (L)
i think you've me confused with alex jones
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,206
Been many a year since I have savored a Roast Goose for Christmas dinner.
Given it can be Kosher unless one bastes it in Bacon grease. I might check and see if a local restaurant plans on serving so I can order one or two to go.
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,212
Just buy a goose, and cook it yourself. I have always wanted to try waterfowl, nevet had a chance tho.
(Edited 8 seconds later.)
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,219
@previous (L)
Indeed I have bought the Goose and cooked a Goose. Same for Peking Duck and Cassoulet and a totally for real Pho.
Doing so just once was a lesson learned as to why a few dishes are worth doing just once and from then on letting a restaurant do it from now on.
Having to go borrow a bicycle pump for the Peking Duck put a smile on my neighbors face and cost me having to share some duck and there really is not so much to eat from just one duck.
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,224
Borrow a bike pump? What for? You know you can get a cheap one for like 10 bucks, right?
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,230
@previous (L)
You need to pump air between the outside skin and the inside body of the Goose to separate the skin from the meat. Otherwise no Extra Crispy
Nor wood I run around my hood to buy a pump for one tyme use. I do own several bikes all with flat tires so the pump wood come in handy. Neighbor probably still has her pump
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#917,236
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#920,692
Catherine are you buying yourself a gift this year? In thinking of getting myself something, but I don't know what yet
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#920,698
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I was under the impression Catherine was buying herself a Vagina. With her limited funds it may have to be a strap on Vagina for now.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#920,711
@920,692 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don't really need to buy myself gifts since I have people who give me gifts.
MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#920,746
@920,698 (U)
What market is this product aimed at?
Anonymous U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#920,784
@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)
Good question. Hell if I have a clue. If Catherine has a male buddy, it could be used as a sperm collection device.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#921,034
Captain Kate Carr replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#925,759
@925,488 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Where do you store your strapons??
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#925,797
@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
i left it on top of a chest at the foot of my bed
Captain Kate Carr replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#925,843
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
oh yes and the dog is to blame
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#925,850
@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
hey man my cat doesn't fuck with stuff like that
i'm not even annoyed about it tbh, it's just funny
the dogtism is mostly unrelated
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 week later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#929,205
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#930,781
"It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A [Minichan] Christmas!"
-- South Park, Woodland Critter Christmas
Be thankful that there was no World War III after this incident.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#930,785
NOTICE! Official Minichan New Year's Eve Countdown Thread 2018?
63 Days Until New Year's Eve 2018
Courtesy of Alexa
On the day of Christmas, this thread may become a brief countdown to New Year's Eve. While it's not needed as I am sure many of us could easily know the number of days between Christmas Day (December 25) and the last day of the current year (December 31). The answer is six days by the way. Then again, I am a resident of the Golden State of California which means my IQ is automatically lower than those in other U.S. states. I just thought this might be a fun way to keep this thread a little bit more active before the start of the Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2019 which I plan to start on January 1st of next year.
I would personally like to thank everyone here for participating within these threads. It really does help make them feel like this community's own little Christmas tradition. I would like to thank the moderators for making this the first-ever countdown thread to be stickied. Thanks also go to whoever made the official label as seen here @844,962 ($anta). Once again, thank you, everyone, for making these threads something that would forever be floating within the depths of cyberspace, that is, as long as minichan.org continues to survive into the future.
Initital Image for the 2019 Thread
As you may have guessed, I like starting these threads off with an image pertaining to a current event either from the end of last year or an event that will transpire the following year. 2016 is the exception as that started with just a Christmas-y picture of a tree. 2017 had a picture of newly elected President Donald J. Trump wearing a Santa Claus outfit. This year's thread had a picture of the first ever female Doctor on the long-running British science fiction series, Doctor Who. If you have any suggestions on what should be the leading image for next year's thread then please feel free to post your suggestions.
With that being said, in the words of talk show host Jerry Springer, "take care of yourself and each other."
Anonymous W replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#930,799
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
next year's image should be a giant dick fucking planet earth
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#930,801
@previous (W)
Could we, at least, try to be wholesome? ?
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#930,940
Countdown ‘till Christmas:
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#931,027
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
What? How? This has been what I wanted for these threads the entire time. ?
It looks like the days of bumping are coming to a close.
The only thing that could make this better is if the countdown had different timers for different time zones. Like what has been requested a ton of times throughout these threads yet I couldn't figure out how to achieve.
This is a first and this is a grand ol' time! ???
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#931,085
How and why did you skip Halloween
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#931,088
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#931,126
@931,027 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Glad you like it! I just threw something together in JS, figured it would be neat. > The only thing that could make this better is if the countdown had different timers for different time zones. Like what has been requested a ton of times throughout these threads yet I couldn't figure out how to achieve.
It uses JavaScript's Date() object which gets the client's system time, so it's already calculating the countdown based on each user's specific timezone. ?
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#931,216
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I kind of figured that, but I wanted to check with Alexa and she told me there were 56 days, not 55 so I thought otherwise. That it didn't use the time of the user's system.
Anonymous W replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#931,227
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
lol it's fine. happy? you should accept tteh as your new lord and savior
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#931,344
@930,760 (Z-2)
no it's for strapping onto a life-sized stuffed yoshi and shoving up people's asses unlubed
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#931,452
? Happy Halloween! ?
The holidays have officially begun and we are now on the road to Christmas.
There are 54 days until Christmas 2018, courtesy of XmasClock.com.
Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#937,540
@936,248 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I once consumed a pint of everclear in about two hours..
I danced in a cheap ass motel room with a couple I knew to the sounds of CMT from the old worn out tv set and then later pissed on myself and passed out on the dirty carpet..
the next morning I seriously almost attacked them in their sleep thinking they had stolen my wallet...but it was under the mattress on my bed where I had stashed it..
(Edited 21 seconds later.)
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 13 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#937,694
Countdown ‘till Christmas:
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#937,704
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
For those of us who live in the land of the free and the home of Trump Dick~tator~ship
Thanksgiving is One Week away.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#937,835
@previous (Syntax)
I'm still going to do a Thanksgiving countdown bump regardless of the nice countdown. Don't worry.
Matt replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#937,923
> I once consumed a pint of everclear in about two hours.. > > I danced in a cheap ass motel room with a couple I knew to the sounds of CMT from the old worn out tv set and then later pissed on myself and passed out on the dirty carpet.. > the next morning I seriously almost attacked them in their sleep thinking they had stolen my wallet...but it was under the mattress on my bed where I had stashed it..
why would you volunteer this story
Captain Kate Carr replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#938,356
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^][v]#938,396
@938,285 (K)
Why would you criticize someone for sharing such a good story?
Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#939,169
We were there to party...and they were traveling with me..the story goes on about another week and a half..
Maybe another time I shall share the rest...it involves that weirdass couple..more motel rooms and drinking...a short road trip...two homeless shelters...AND a bj for me along the way..
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#939,179
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#939,189
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Just wish Anon L gave some idea of their location. On occasions my IP resolves just a few miles away from Cathy and I am not kidding. In another state that distance in miles wood be in a different tyme zone
Also I am SO SO SO Getting Ready for USA Thanksgivings day this Thursday
Damn one has to click on the image to get image to most proper resolve
(Edited 46 seconds later.)
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#939,333
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#940,390
As promised, here is my special Thanksgiving Day bump, for those of you who went out shopping on this day. Did you eat dinner? Did you have dessert? What did you eat? How was your experience in the shops? Here's an interesting video that I discovered about the real story of Thanksgiving and how there was a somewhat miracle involved that feels on par with that of the Christmas Truce of 1914. We're officially on the road to Christmas now. There is currently...
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#946,457
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Merry Christmas to you as well.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#946,575
Fuck Christmas.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#946,591
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
I think I have a Christmas gift for you - Serious - Not so much so sure it's good for you in the long run however it should make you feel more better currently
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#946,593
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#947,021
I got an early Christmas present which is a Christmas special that surprisingly I never see played much anymore and couldn't even find on Wal-Mart's website or in the store. Target had it, but that was after I found it on Amazon. This is the Scrooge McDuck iteration of A Christmas Carol long before Disney made the one starring Jim Carrey.
One reviewer said this was a modified edition of the film, but right now I just want a copy of it since it seems to be getting rarer and rarer. This was my introduction to Charles Dickens' classic holiday story which is historically the true reason for the season.
The one that reviewer said was the original unaltered story was from a set called Disney Animation Collection 7: Mickey's Christmas Carol.
I wish more TV channels aired this with, at least, the same frequency as Rankin Bass or god damn Elf.
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#947,056
Who else has an advent calender?
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#947,117
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#947,720
My DVD copy of Mickey's Christmas Carol came with a digital copy. I might show it later on Rabb.it if anyone is interested in partaking. Just let me know.
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#947,758
CatRap !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#948,661
Since these threads are like Minichan time capsules. I might as well share my gift of rap even though two of these I have no idea what came over me. Maybe that is the demon that processes my soul.
Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#948,758
@previous (CatRap !ttGirlsPl2)
oh wow yeah I also thought it was a rap demon. its definitely a rap demon.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#949,068
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#949,130
I just wrote up the post for the 2019 thread.
Would a mod be generous enough to accommodate it with an active countdown as the first reply?
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#949,288
Less than 24 hours 2Go and I think I hope NO MORE Shopping cause traffic near impossible. Must be jammed do to Santa moving along highway looking for lunch site
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#949,294
@previous (Syntax)
Santa moved his headquarters to San Diego, California?
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#949,301
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Massive number of new kids just across the border
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#949,345
This is your last holiday bump before Christmas!
Just wanted to repeat what I said in another thread and given that I have already aired my grievances through those weird rap threads (@948,661 (CatRap !ttGirlsPl2)). I just wanted to wish you all a...
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#950,018
Merry Christmas faggots! :D
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#950,026
Thank you for participating in the Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2018. Thank you to both XmasClock.com for being the countdown most relied on on this thread and past threads. Cannot guarantee if this will be the countdown going forward, but might as well give them a proper send-off. Thanks also go to Alexa for also providing such information.
Now... there are... officially...
? 6 Days Until New Year's, 2019! ?
Becky, feel free to post more cats fucking to your heart's content. :-)
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#950,027
The Official Minichan Christmas Countdown Thread 2019 is here. You can find the link below.