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Topic: Breakfast with Jesus the Jew2 and now no room for Christmas Eve dinner

Syntax started this discussion 8 years ago #69,872

The variety of breakfast items with sausage was over the top. The hostess had a place setting for Jesus the Jew, if he so chose to come on in and join us. I just could not bring myself to tell the hostess that all those sausage items failed the Kosher test.

One can only assume the Ghost of Jesus the Jew was possibly present.


Christmas Eve dinner per the invite is 100% Non Kosher as well.

Danny Fucking Kaye joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #844,420

Merry Christmas you tightwad old bastard!

*singing* All I want for Christmas is my two front toofs"

Syntax (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #844,423

@previous (Danny Fucking Kaye)
> tightwad
I have given far more than my share of:

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #844,431

Did you finish lighting your holiday candelabra yet?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #844,437

@OP

> The variety of breakfast items with sausage was over the top. The hostess had a place setting for Jesus the Jew, if he so chose to come on in and join us. I just could not bring myself to tell the hostess that all those sausage items failed the Kosher test.
>
> One can only assume the Ghost of Jesus the Jew was possibly present.
>
>
> Christmas Eve dinner per the invite is 100% Non Kosher as well.

cool

Syntax (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #844,438

@844,431 (Meta)
Hummmmmmm well so far I only have them new fangled LED's. I do have a huge number of single candles here n there but they just do not get lit and housekeeper wood probably be pleased if I put them away as they are not so much so easy to dust.

Syntax (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #844,441

@844,437 (D)
> cool
Temps have dipped in2 low 40's recently at nite

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #844,443

@previous (Syntax)
I know, you broken machine
I know
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