Topic: Imagine you were dating/married to a successful actress.
INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY started this discussion 8 years ago#69,768
She is beautiful and intelligent and wonderful, and you really love her. But she is doing a movie in which she has a sex scene. The scene involves her being nude with a nude man. In the scene, the man has to kiss and lick her nipples, and then they have to put their genitalia together and simulate sex, and she has to simulate an orgasm as the man pinches and sucks her nipples. How would you feel about this?
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#843,737
@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
This is common knowledge, Matt. I daresay that there are people whom are barely even aware of your existence whom know that you are, at almost fifty years of age, unmarried, and that you have no job, no property, and no children. Where did your life start falling apart, Matt? When did it all go wrong for you?
INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#843,743
@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
Did Syntax say so? lol
Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#843,748
@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
Your obsession with syntax is showing.
q. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,071
they have a sheet in between the actors to separate them u mora
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,090
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,173
sure nature shaped things to make DNA get places easily enough, it's like, oops it went in
INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,182
Now, what if your actress girlfriend/wife truly had 100% intentions to only act the scene as a professional, even while faking an orgasm and having a nude man suck on her nipples. Now, what if, in the course of the scene, the man’s erect penis totally accidentally slipped into her vagina, and it felt so good that they both just continued, and he ejaculated inside of her at the very same moment that she had a genuine, squirting orgasm? Would you be jealous?
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,192
i'd be right miffed
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,214
@844,182 (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
How does someone's penis totally accidentally slip into a vagina? Have you ever had sex before?
INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,215
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well, they are acting and moving around, and the penis is erect, and there is a gaping hole, so...
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,217
@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
...gaping? Again, have you ever had sex before?
INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,219
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,221
@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
So you've never had sex before. Got it.
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INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#844,225
I have had sex thousands of times, literally.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,226
@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
Never with a vagina, clearly.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,228
totally was an accident, dearie, didnt' mean it, also I think I might have squirted a bit
INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,230
@844,226 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
With hundreds of vaginae. Thanks.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,232
@previous (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
Then you would know that vaginas are not typically gaping holes and it is not possible for a penis to accidentally penetrate one.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,233
INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,243
@844,241 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You obviously have no concept of human anatomy.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,255
if one were to throw enough darts in a general direction, sooner or later there might be a bullseye, especially considering the entire world of darts and dartboards over the course of eons
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,257
@844,243 (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
hey..while it may be extremely unlikely...I believe to say it is absolutely impossible is maybe not right..
stranger happenings than that have occurred...
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,268
just got word -- Quentin Tarantino wants to make a movie out of this thread
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,358
@844,240 (INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY)
You have not had sex with hundreds of women. You masturbate to child porn you sick fuck.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#844,361
Women of minichan: how do you prevent bugs and litter blown around by wind from accidentally entering into the constantly gaping hole that is the female vagina? Especially if you are wearing skirts or something of that nature. Thank you.