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Topic: FAO: Claustrophobics

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #69,714

Why are you so afraid of Santa Claus? He not even real.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #843,182

@OPenis
Shit pun; reported and downvoted. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,183

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You can't downvote here. Take your bitch ass back to Read it

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,184

Santa Claus came down my ex-gf chimney.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,185

@843,183 (A)
Reported and downvoted. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,186

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You aren't supposed to tell someone you reported them. That's against the rule, you idiot. Report yourself.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,191

@previous (A)
Cram it, faggot.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,193

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Your vocabulary is so limited, you aren't even worth my time.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,194

@previous (A)
/r/iamverysmart

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,199

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Nimp? We are not as stupid as you are.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,202

@previous (D)
Thanks for clicking my nimp link!

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #843,203

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You are beyond dumb. Mouse over your click bait shows me what I suspected.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #843,210

@previous (D)
It's okay to admit that you were tricked into clicking an nimp link. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #843,220

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You're dumber than I thought if you think anyone trusts a link that you post.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #843,224

@previous (A)
You were dumb enough to click it! You fool!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #843,231

@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'm on a mobile phone, you mora. All I had to do was 3D touch on the link and it alerted me it was nimp.

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #843,247

@previous (A)
An likely tale. If this were true, you would have said so sooner. Thanks.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #843,249

@843,210 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

> It's okay to admit that you were tricked into clicking an nimp link. Thanks.

that's malicious to even do that, not to mention retarded after all these years and yet there it still is
why the malice
why the malice

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #843,250

Santa came out of the Clauset

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #843,255

@843,249 (Sheila LaBoof)
Thanks for clicking my nimp link!

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #843,262

?
nothing to say about your ill feeling for your fellows?
what's your story

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #843,278

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
We are sociopaths.

This concludes Story Time with Big Daddy Derek.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #843,284

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
All Big Daddies Derek are, in fact, perfectly sane. Thanks.
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