Topic: squeegee of the hood
squeegee started this discussion 8 years ago #69,687
$25 donated to the NAACPi need to know a bunch of charities, good ones, ones for the poor, one for immigrants, ones for various minorities, etc. I'm taking from the rich to give to the poor, i can't really explain how because, uh, it's proprietary, but I'm following through. so help me out and post your favorite charities, and when scummy rich people reveal themselves to be scummy rich people i'll make sure that what i take from them gets donated to a charity that reflects their... ugliness. today i got $25 dollars for young black students because a racist decided to try their racism out in front of me. people can be surprisingly open with strangers, you know. i'm tired of ignoring it, it's insulting and rude and if they're going to subject me to that then i'm going to make sure that they make a donation to a charity they never, ever would ever give money to. not in their name, or anything, there's no reason to call attention to it. it's enough to know that somewhere someone is going to benefit from them even though they are a piece of shit human being.
it all started a few weeks ago when i was forced to deal with someone that was super, super sexist and kept making little comments to me about 3rd wave feminism and a bunch of bullshit. Did you know that most women actually make more than men when you consider how much paid leave they get. i had no idea! and then they get to live off their rich husbands and get fat. i thought, you know, i should really make it so this mother fucker diverts some funds to women's charities.
i just wish i could do more. but 25 bucks a pop will have to be it for now.
also some unrelated life advice: if you're a professional doing business with another professional, act like a fucking professional and also make sure you have all invoices fully itemized.
(this is entirely a work of fiction, and in no way is an admission of any criminal wrongdoing)
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Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #842,973
Ludwig von Mises Institute
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #842,982
my paypal account
beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #842,985
Southern Poverty Law Center
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #842,986
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #842,989
Your local animal shelter..
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Triptych's college expenses..
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #842,991
> expressing not exclusively pro-conservative sentiments
inb4 BDD madpost
inb4 BDD madpost
INDY THE GREAT™ !OlQJDfNCjY joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #842,992
Would you, good Sir, consider donating toward the purchase of some ghost hunting equipmae?
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #842,993
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #843,002
@842,985 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)oh, yeah, that's excellent. thanks. got anything to benefit specifically prisoners, or just the ACLU. say someone were to abuse their position to profiteer off of private prisons, for example.
(this is entirely a work of fiction, and in no way is an admission of, or plan to engage in any criminal wrongdoing)