Topic: Considering a fast-food culinary career

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #69,647

At the Burgerton Institute, you can choose to earn a PhD (along with full licensing and certification) in the following fast-food culinary titles. Which should I choose, fora?

1. Tuberologist
2. Pickletier
3. Sesamista
4. Bunster
5. Pattionette
6. Onionringer

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #842,641

Seweroilogist

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #842,651

@previous (B)
Lynne, your obsession is so deep now that it has become a part of you. You are now a crazy old man who keeps repeating “sewer oil” to himself over and over and he rocks back and forth in the corner.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #842,664

@previous (A)
Nice madpost.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,697

@842,651 (A)
But you started this topic to mock Syntax??

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,699

Potato sommelier.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,708

@842,697 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Pot, kettle, black.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,709

@previous (Meta)
Please try to be more sensitive to OP's African ancestry. Thank you.

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,711

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
> OP's African ancestry
Why do you, in fact, pray tell, literally, believe, peradventure, every poster on this fyne for is, in fact, Indy?™

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,712

@previous (Meta)
Oh shit!! I just broke a cardinal mod rule!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,718

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
It was pretty obvious anyway.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,719

@842,712 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
> again

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,721

@842,718 (G)
We have lots of posters who feud with Syntax and get conspicuously upset about sewer oil. It could be anyone!

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,724

@previous (Meta)
I was pretty sure that it was ninjj this time

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,734

@842,697 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
I think it is.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,759

@842,697 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
No I did not. I think th concept is independently funny.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,761

@842,699 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
That is a Tuberologist. Thanks.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 8 years ago, 13 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,885

@previous (A)
I feel a tuberologist would be a tad overqualified to be a potato sommelier.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,932

@842,712 (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
didn't even notice he didn't have a name

Anonymous I double-posted this 8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,933

@842,759 (A)
it is!

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