Topic: Of all of Syntax’s bullshit ridiculous stories...
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago#69,629
Even things like him defeating the Khmer Rouge, being a free climber, being a champion surfer, working for the KGB, being a Huffing Post writer, etc., I think his most ridiculous is his claim that a freaking fast food burger joint has a potato sommelier at each location who presents the raw potato to the customer for his approval, before making it into fries. God, that is stupid.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#842,492
@previous (A)
You could be a clone. Both are assholes.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#842,494
Obsession.jpg
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#842,530
@842,491 (A)
Literally no one is Matt. Not even Matt himself is Matt.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#842,538
Okay, but do you know for sure they WON'T show you the potato if you ask? I can sort of see some kindly fast-food workers indulging a sweet, confused old man whose dementia has progressed to the point that he thinks an In-N-Out is a gourmet restaurant, because you are supposed to be nice to confused old people. Maybe his Alzheimer's nurse approaches them first and explains it and slips someone a fiver?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#842,605
@previous (F)
i can at least see syntax's local in n out guys knowing that he's the obnoxious old guy who wants to see the potato and wants "50% salt" and they indulge him because he is probably also a huge asshole to waitstaff and fast food kids