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Topic: I'm about to watch The Bee Movie and there is literally a bee in my room.

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA started this discussion 8 years ago #69,584

It keeps flying into the ceiling light thinking it's the sun. Hopefully it dies of heat exposure soon.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #842,108

Good thing you aren't trying to watch the texas chainsaw massacre.

Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #842,137

Good thing you aren’t watching Brazilian Fart Porn.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #842,142

@previous (Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg)
*Brazilian Flatulence Pornography

Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #842,145

@previous (D)
*Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,149

to capture the bee, get a large plastic bag and place a portable light at the bottom of it. the light may be place on the outside of the bag if the plastic is transparent. turn off all other lights, lift the sides of the bag, and wait for the bee to be attracted to the inside and bottom of the bag, when you will close off the top of the bag. you can bring the bee out for release.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,173

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
or just swat it with a rolled up newspaper..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,174

@previous (F)
You monster!

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,197

@842,137 (Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,212

@842,173 (F)

Bzz! This would be a violation of the 2014 Apidae-Sapiens treaty, also known as the Bee Buddy Act of '14.

Let it be declared that only a renegade would kill a bee, and in doing so he would cast his lot away from that of humanity.

Let the bees implement their justice, and may the hive-queen have mercy on your soul.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,214

@previous (I)
I read that in Seinfeld's voice.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,216

@previous (J)
I read it in Vicent Price' s voice..

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #842,217

@previous (F)
Is that who says it in the movie? I haven't seen Bee Movie.
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