Topic: If you have a bus ticket, money, and a place to buy weed, but no weed...

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #69,501

Then you don't have weed. You have potential weed.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 45 seconds later[^] [v] #841,317

Potential weed is not weed

Potential energy is not energy

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #841,318

@previous (B)
exactly. Thank you!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,319

You've imparted your intention to buy weed to the money, but until you hand it over in exchange for the weed, you are still out of weed.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,320

@previous (A)

Nope, because I have a credit note for 1 weed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,321

@previous (B)
Just smoke that then, since it's the same.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,323

@previous (A)

I didn't say it's the same

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,324

@previous (B)
[06:32] <Towelly> Money and credit are the same thing in 2017

IRC is canon now, you have made a huge mistake.,

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,325

Backstory for those not in the channel:

Ash Ketchup thinks that he has weed even though his weed was smoked by a friend of his already. He has nothing to get high on but he insists he 'has' weed.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,326

The evidence is damning. By his own admission he doesn't have any!!!

[06:25] <Towelly> I haven't run out of weed
[06:25] <Towelly> It was borrowed from me and I will get money for it tomorrow
[06:25] <briemode> Then definitely do not go buy more
[06:25] <briemode> Are you out or not? lol
[06:25] <Towelly> So I'm basically just borrowing it from myself
[06:25] <Towelly> No ik not out
[06:26] <Towelly> My friend said
[06:26] <Towelly> Lend me this so I can smoke it at work
[06:26] <Towelly> And I'll pay you for it on Friday
[06:26] <Towelly> So I said okay
[06:26] <Towelly> But that was all I had on me
[06:27] <briemode> So you dont just need to have weed, you have to have a certain amount or you dont feel so good?
[06:27] <briemode> Because why buy more if you have some?
[06:27] <Towelly> Because I don't have any rn
[06:27] <Towelly> I had some

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 27 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,327

@841,325 (A)

U mad lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,328

@previous (B)
you called me stupid, asshat.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,329

Brb guys I have to go and declare bankruptcy now because since all my money is in the bank and not my hand that means I have no money

Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 59 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,330

@841,328 (A)

Not my fault you started having a spaz attack before I had even finished typing

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,331

@previous (B)
because you lied to my face!

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,332

@previous (A)

What face?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,337

@previous (B)
this one: :)

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #841,342

@previous (A)

?

dw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,354

if he can't smoke it now he don't got it end of story

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,356

what if wede machine bROKE??

DopeDick joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,359

@841,326 (A)
don't do weed, do drugs

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