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Topic: Matt, bad news about your DNA test.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #69,495

https://squawker.org/culture-wars/dna-testing-companies-like-23andme-admit-adding-fake-african-ancestry-to-white-profiles-in-order-to-screw-with-racists/

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #841,272

Bahahaha

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,275

Poor Matt will never win. Just when he thought he was cool...

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #841,278

the results came back but they could have at least ensured they added to 100%

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #841,279

@OP

> https://squawker.org/culture-wars/dna-testing-companies-like-23andme-admit-adding-fake-african-ancestry-to-white-profiles-in-order-to-screw-with-racists/

hmmm, upon 20 seconds of work I was able to notice that your site is not reputable, and is kind of fuckin retarded sadly
"conspiracy-pseudoscience site"
https://squawker.org/politics/is-obama-plotting-a-second-world-war-ex-aide-says-yes-obama-still-thinks-hes-the-president/

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #841,280

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Hey, come on man, don't point that out. I'm trying to make fun of Matt here.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,352

@previous (A)
Yet in fact the fact is the results of tests are often BOGUS - From the link Squawker provided

http://www.insideedition.com/investigative/21784-how-reliable-are-home-dna-ancestry-tests-investigation-uses-triplets-to-find-out

To find out, Inside Edition enlisted the help of two sets of indistinguishable triplets and a set of indentical quadruplets to investigate the accuracy of the at-home tests.

One of the triplets, Erica McGraw, is the daughter-in-law of TV's Dr. Phil McGraw. Her husband, Jay, is the executive producer of the television program The Doctors.

Erica and her two sisters, Nicole and Jaclyn, used one of the most popular tests, "23 and Me." To complete it, all they had to do was spit in a cup and ship off their samples.

Another set of triplets taking part in Inside Edition's experiment were the Maynard sisters, who were once on American Idol. They used a test kit from Family Tree DNA, and had to swab the inside of their mouths to complete the test.

Our third set of identical triplets were from New Jersey and used a kit from Ancestry DNA.

Also tested were a rare set of identical quadruplets, as the singing Pyfrom Quads, of California, took the test from 23andMe as well.

“Their ancestry should be absolutely identical,” DNA expert Dr. David Ku, of Universal Genetics, told Inside Edition.

Inside Edition’s Chief Investigative Correspondent Lisa Guerrero revealed the results to Erica McGraw and her sisters on the set of the TV program The Doctors. She was joined by the show’s host, Dr. Travis Stork.

The sisters were all 99 percent European but the test from 23andMe also showed some surprising differences.

Nicole was 11 percent French and German but Erica was 22.3 percent. Their sister Jaclyn was in the middle at 18 percent.

"I'm surprised," Nicole said. "I’m surprised because we came from the same egg and DNA. How are our ancestries different?"

Guerrero then met with the Maynard triplets and revealed the results for their “Family Tree DNA” tests. It showed they all had British Isles ancestry but the amount was different.

Erin Maynard was 59 percent, Mandy was 66 percent and Melissa was 70 percent.

The tests also showed that Mandy had six percent Scandinavian ancestry but her identical sisters showed none.

The sisters were confused and disappointed with the results.

Guerrero asked them, “Is that disappointing?”

Erin Maynard responded, “Very.”

But not everyone was disheartened by the results.

The Ancestry DNA test results for the New Jersey triplets were almost identical. It revealed that their roots are largely from Great Britain, 45%-47% and their Italian and Greek ancestry was exact at 25%.

As for the Pyfrom Quads, their results were also almost identical and did not have the variations seen in other sets of our triplets.

Their test from “23andMe” showed each were 49 percent European and 46 percent West African.

“What’s the take away from this?” Guerrero asked Dr. Stork.

"I think the answer here is that we've come so far in terms of genetic testing, but you can't just spit in a cup and have every single answer that you are looking for," Dr. Stork said following the test results.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,363

@previous (Syntax)
it was probably the sperm in their mouths got in the sample

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,365

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Hummmmm more than a possibility
Using this new fanged invention Google eye posed the question "How long can sperm survive in the mouth"
3 Days

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,368

@841,363 (Sheila LaBoof)
This may explain why Matt thinks he's part of the black clan.

Cum guzzling faggot that he is.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,370

@previous (F)
Exactly

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,396

@841,368 (F)
Hi pussy

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,397

@previous (H)
Hi Matt!

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #841,402

@previous (F)
Wrong again as always fagboi

Fuck Dogg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #841,565

@841,363 (Sheila LaBoof)

> it was probably the sperm in their mouths got in the sample

@841,365 (Syntax)

> Hummmmm more than a possibility
> Using this new fanged invention Google eye posed the question "How long can sperm survive in the mouth"
> 3 Days

I'm just going to pretend you two are the same age

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #841,571

@841,365 (Syntax)
Thanks (((Jewgle)))!
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