Topic: an exciting world of warcraft update! - by squeegee
squeegee started this discussion 8 years ago #69,422
i don't have anything new to report.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #840,459
Stop spamming the board, please. Thanks.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,460
@previous (B)i got a mod PM asking for "an exciting WoW update," the fuck am i supposed to do? not follow the rules?
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,461
alright, fine. here's your exciting update. that's Odin, he's as close to a god as exists in lore anymore. technically he's a Titan-made creation along the same lines as Dragons, he's a magical being forged from pure elemental energy focused into a type of magical machinery. he's not a machine exactly, but he's not "alive" either. He was charged by the titans to battle the Old Gods (evil creatures from the void) and was later tricked by another Keeper to become trapped inside the Halls of Valor which is basically like Valhalla or something like that. He can take the form of a raven, and also that of an old man who wanders the world, but his true physical form is trapped away.
squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,466
it's actually Odyn if i'm going to be a nerd about it. anyway, he's basically the head of the Warriors in this expansion. the starting quest was fun, warriors get an entirely different start from everyone else, i was kinda surprised that after doing three characters this one would be different. instead my warrior died in a huge fight, which like i said was surprising. it even brought up the little "oops you're a dumbass, want to respawn?" window.but then a Valkyrie floated down, which was surprising, and then lifted my warrior up to valhalla, which was unexpected.
story goes, Odyn wanted the legion to think the warriors were killed, so they could be resurrected in Valhalla and launch a surprise campaign against the demons. so that's where he is now, freshly resurrected in valhalla with 2 ancient legendary Valkyrie swords to empower.
pictured: skyhold in WoW valhalla