Topic: Whoa, Siri sounds a lot more hot and realistic
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #69,389
I can literally get off to her voice and now I get nervous talking to her like I do with real hot chicks.(Edited 40 seconds later.)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 seconds later[^] [v] #840,164
Ask her for a hand job.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,165
@previous (B)
She said
> I don't have an answer for that. Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,166
@previous (A)
Ask her for a blow job.
brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,167
She doesn't sound like a robot anymore. I liked her old voice better.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,176
@840,166 (B)
She said
> I don't know what you mean by "give me a blowjob". Would you like me to search the web for it? Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,177
@840,167 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
Why would you want to have AI phone sex with a robot?
Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,179
Ask her what her farts smell like.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #840,181
@previous (Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg)
They smell like the food you eat.
brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #840,182
@840,177 (A)
I wouldn't and she doesn't do that anyway.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #840,184
@840,179 (Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg)
> being this obsessed with wanting to sniff others greasy meat farts. Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #840,185
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #840,187
@840,182 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
Not for you, at least. She doesn't know you like she knows me.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #840,188
@840,179 (Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg)
She said
> Grow up, and stop pretending to be a teacher
How weird...
Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #840,190
@previous (A)
Ask her about obsession and stalking.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,193
@previous (Washing-Up Liquid™ !vV5vfN8Rfg)
She said
> I think, therefore I am. But let's not put Descartes before the horse. Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,222
like, what if it's your mom playing a prank
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