Topic: My inventions thread.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #69,382

Shoes that have a sole like the bottom of a snail, so you don't have to walk... You can just slime around without lifting your feet off the ground.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #840,119

And how would one get upstairs with these Slime Shoes™️?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,120

@previous (B)

Use the elevator

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,121

@previous (A)
Yah, because every building has an elevator. Your product is discontinued, as there have been numerous complaints. Thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,125

@previous (B)
They're obviously just upset that they turned down the opportunity to invest in Slime Shoes and now regret the decision because I'm making bank on my $1000 contribution.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #840,127

@previous (C)
Oh, puh-lease. Slime Shoes™️ are the worst invention since the rice cooker.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #840,134

@840,121 (B)

If everybody bought some slime shoes then everywhere would have an elevator.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,145

@previous (A)
Slime Shoes™️ are for the fat, and lazy. No matter how you put it, they are a no go, okay?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,146

Who deals with cleaning up the residual slime?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,228

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Nobody! You just let it fester!

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 25 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,229

@840,145 (B)

Many people are fat and lazy!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,276

i would love to wear slime shoes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,339

New invention: a refrigerated bedside mini oven that you put bacon in the night before and it cooks it before you wake up so you have a breakfast made for you when you're awake

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,341

@840,120 (A)
what if elevator machine bROKE??

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,342

@840,339 (A)
Just invent Beef Jerky bacon. Simply open a packet and eat. No cooking required.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,347

@840,341 (F)

Just slime up vertical

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,348

@previous (A)
...can't you just do that on the steps of stairs anyway?

Fuck Dogg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,388

@840,127 (B)

> Oh, puh-lease. Slime Shoes™️ are the worst invention since the rice cooker.

I love both take this back

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,389

@840,348 (F)

You can do anything you set your mind to

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Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,399

@previous (A)
then what's the point of inventions if you can just do whatever you want anyway

Fuck Dogg replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,400

@previous (F)
you need the inventions to get you there

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,401

@840,389 (A)

> You can do anything you set your mind to

Then stop wasting your time on slime and invent a time machine.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,402

@840,399 (F)

You can do anything you set your mind to, by the mechanism of inventions and visionary thinking.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,403

@840,400 (Fuck Dogg)
@previous (A)
but what if the inventing machine bROKE???

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,404

@previous (F)

You just slime up it vertical bro

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,406

@previous (A)
but the slime machIne BRoke!!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,410

A government controlled AI that follows the flow of traffic country wide and controls the traffic lights and suggests alternate directions to compatible GPS devices

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,411

@previous (A)
so... google maps but it's the government

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,413

@previous (F)

Yeah and also it changes the traffic lights to facilitate a smooth flow of traffic

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #840,419

@previous (A)
u don't need traffic lites if u use triangles

http://chrisbence.com/geometrics/fractal_city/

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