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Topic: I haven't showered in a while.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #69,342

I smell like a top ramen flavor packet and it's making me hungry.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #839,672

It's been so long for me that I am nose blind to myself, but I probably reek of filth.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #839,673

@OP
@previous (B)
Shower you fucking mongoloids.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #839,674

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Shower you fucking mongoloids.

racism

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #839,675

@839,673 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I don't think I've showered since it was November

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #839,676

@839,674 (D)
Race realism
@previous (B)
Please see @839,673 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #839,677

@839,675 (B)

> I don't think I've showered since it was November

you don't think, so how do you know

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #839,705

Don't shower and smell like Ramen? So you take baths in Ramen?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #839,707

I shower everyday now..

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #839,710

@previous (F)
In semen. We know.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #839,712

@839,707 (F)
But you still smell like a filthy homeless bitch.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #839,717

@previous (G)
your mom would say differently..

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #839,718

@839,710 (E)
@839,710 (E)

> In semen.
We know
.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #839,719

@839,717 (F)
You're right.... She'd say you smell like the semen of a hundred seamen.

free market Dave joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #839,720

@839,717 (F)
im glad you still use 'your mom' comebacks so often it's funny

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #839,722

@839,719 (G)

> You're right.... She'd say you smell like ...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,763

Update: I took a shower and no longer smell like a flavor packet.

Chili dog joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,773

Oh man i smell like a flavour packet
It's December 9? I haven't showered since November either but I found some baby wipes the other day but also lost my deodorant so

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,781

you are all gross

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,790

@839,773 (Chili dog)
Why?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,793

@839,781 (J)

> you are all gross

Wash yourselves

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,795

@839,790 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
why what? just been busy

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,805

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If you have time to do drugs, you have time to shower

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,806

@839,795 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,816

@839,805 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
i haven't done drugs except for last night
wait no that's a lie

i haven't been home
and i hate showering in other people's showers

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,818

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Okay

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,822

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
every shower has its quirks you gotta get used to
i hate that
also i'm always at the ~punk lofts~ and none of the bathrooms have doors on them and it's fucking cold

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,824

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
i hate that, but you are destined for so much more

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,825

@839,822 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What about at your home?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,828

@839,824 (D)
?

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
i just moved in yesterday
haven't unpacked yet
the last place i wasn't home much because everything was so tense between my roommates i didn't wanna be around that

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,835

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I see. Are you unpacked yet?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,836

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
nope
won't until tuesday or wednesday
i have exams to study for

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,839

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So its 4 more days at least until you shower?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,840

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
yep

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,841

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Can I pay a gutter punk $10 to throw a bucket of water on you the next time you step outside so you stop making the forum smell bad? Thanks.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,842

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
it's freezing outside :(

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,843

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> it's freezing outside :(
i have an idea for a startup. i am thinking that in a few minuts you could take a cold shower.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,844

@839,842 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ugh you are impossible. SHOWER. Thank you.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,845

@839,840 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Are you doing sex stuff like this?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,847

@839,843 (D)
that sounds TERRIBLE

@839,844 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
NO IT'S COLD
i will baby wipe my armpits and crotch until i unpack thank you
i can't smell that bad people still wanna fuck me

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,848

@839,845 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
yes

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,850

@839,847 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Canadians, especially french Canadians, have no standards or common human decency.

Also I am going to take a shower now like I do EVERY DAY because I am not a fucking animal thank you.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,852

@839,848 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh no baby no

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,854

you have plenty of motivation. otherwise wouldn't be able to work or study

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,856

@839,847 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Men will fuck a stinky chick, dude

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,859

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Not to generalize a whole sex but yeah males will basically sleep with anyone who isn't visibly diseased if we think they're cute.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,862

@839,856 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
oh i know
he smells too fuckin trainhopper kid

@839,850 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
:) je t'aime

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,863

@839,859 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
how would you know

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,873

@839,862 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
♥️ But you stink
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Have I ever refused to sleep with a woman because she smelled bad? No. QED.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 29 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,876

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i smell better since i found the baby wipes!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,886

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You need to change your evil ways one day bb.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,887

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i'm a fucking delight

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,888

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
In some ways yes in other ways...no.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,890

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you are wrong sorry
i am an unmitigated delight
and you love me
and i love you too

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,893

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You are alright, sometimes.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,898

@previous (A)
love you too bud

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,901

@839,893 (A)
This is the most I can agree to.
@839,890 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
♥️ But no homo

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,903

You know, I'll bet your little street kid boyfriend could help make things agreeable for a good shower

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,907

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
just a couple of hours ago someone said we should shower together cause i wouldn't let him eat me out til i shower

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,912

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
And people say romance is dead.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,913

@839,907 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well there you go! He could even turn up the heat a bit and warm some of your clothes or blankets in the dryer.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,926

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
lol there's no washer or dryer here

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,936

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I see.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #839,996

@839,926 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Make a fire and warm them by it
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