@previous (B)
That's the old news, this is the gold news: Americans are getting upset about having their sense of ancestral ownership over their homelands taken away! How ironic! Back to you, Tom.
@previous (C)
Thanks Jim!
In other news, satellites pick up strange vibes from another planet. A researcher who only gives his name as Syntax, claims that......
Oh, wow....
Breaking News just in, Whitney Houston has died.
Here's Mike with the latest on sports.
@previous (Tom)
Back n 1984, I was supposed 2 B n a video with Whitney Houston. Buuuuuuut it never happened, I did invite her n Bobby Brown 2 my Ocean a blue 2 watch me surf. Bobby did good, but Whitney not so much so good.
Afterwards we went 2 my place 4 sum wine n chilling out. Whitney got pretty wasted n started kissing on me. Bobby laughed n said she likes 3somes, n we should fuck her n her holes.
Well I declined n they got mad n Whitney stormed out naked. Bobby asked me if I was afraid of a "lil chocolate pudding", then he left as well.
So, I been close, but no happen
@839,651 (Tom)
Based on number of Light years a distant solar system wood have no clue Whitney Houston has yet died.
@839,657 (Syntax)
Did Whitney Houston base her song "I will survive" on this experience?
@OPenis
A global democracy already exists. It's called USAmerica. Thanks.