Topic: About to leave work and get some McDonalds..
. started this discussion 8 years ago #68,963
Gonna get a double quarter pounder value meal...and ten nuggets..
oh yes..
oh yes..
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Captain Grammar !730o9f8lUo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #836,815
Why is this entire fora fucking obsessed with McDonald’s?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #836,816
That ought to put you in shape.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #836,819
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #836,820
@836,815 (Captain Grammar !730o9f8lUo)Once upon a time, a fat little white supremacist named Walter ate nothing but McDonalds for every meal. He became known as McWalter and was gently chided about only ever driving his PT Cruiser that his daddy bought him across the road and through the McDonalds drive through and never venturing out of a 10 myle radius. He once planned a road trip that was based entirely around visiting the McDonalds of North Dakota. However, he went across the road and through the drive through instead.
Then, seeing grate support for a fellow McAficionado, McBecky began posting about her multiple daily McDonalds meals including two full McBreakfasts everyday. She would regularly consume two double McDoubles pre-lunch and post-lunch and then spam the fora with topics about her greasy meatfarts and questions about how to hide the lingering smell of McDonalds in her office. An 18 month old packet of McDonalds Ranch dressing was also used as lube for a Ranch-Job™ in which she jerked off an older gentleman who still sends her McDonalds vouchers and texts her sunglasses and four leaf clover emojis.
And so began the fora obsession.
Bert posts about going to McDonalds because he caught so much shit about drunk driving to Wendys every night for a grease burger with extra grease that he tells lies now.
Syntax claims to have invented McDonalds while he was mentoring both the Earl of Hamburg and the Earl of Sandwich in the traditional fine arts of sewer oil and plastic rice