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Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#13,408
@13,404 (Captain SquaЯeD³ !L.....AlN.)
This, and in America, 'minorities' make over 1/3 of the population; only 23% of the American population under the age of 18 is white. :p
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#14,388
Leland's post:
Fats Ferguson- me
Leo Vegas- jew
Depressionman- troll
Depressionbill- troll jr.
Falco- one of the funniest guys you could care to talk with
Nega- so nice it scares me
Timber- nigger
Zimbolt- you prolly won't see much of him
Murray- is Murray
Krodan- Brodan
sK- troll
TTEH- has more posts than you
Squared- American troll
jimmy- pretty cool guy
Vikingman- got his guitars stolen today
buspuppie- very inquisitive and thick-skinned lesbian
Lawrence- funny ass chick who is also a lesbian
Unintentional Jackass- aspires to be a lesbian
salty- not really around that often
Ninjj- lost a beloved family pet today
Ryan- ryan
jump- one of the most intelligent posters we have
mountainman- you don't want my opinion
Bill Maherry- don't really know much about him
Authorized Clone- has your dox
Wren- has authorized clone's dox
Gil- doesn't afraid of being in tinychat naked
St. Swastika- gil's gf who doesn't afraid of it either
Kimmo- sysop of this board
Fuckalms- is fuckalms still around?
Gizmo- writing off of an old list, don't think he's still here
Nickalollyoff- definitely won't see him here
cccuuunnttt- aka cuntbot won't stop asking me out
sim- dutchfag
ro4r- i know she's a girl, and she has a lot of porn
Eels- bought depressionman's laptop
seanieb- don't know a thing about him
Nexus- badassmotherfucker.jpg
Tekamine- british version of nexus
Ash Ketchup- the owl
Dutchfag- sim
KS- looks like an mma fighter and will start shit with you if you aren't careful
Dune Rugby- motherfucking gary oak
Fake Anon- only posts when it's appropriate
Mr. Bones- 14 year old kid who will drink you under the table
Mickey- toughguy
Mr. Rodgers- pretty cool guy
Mexxx- chilled
ftd- charming and witty irish lass, also a fine example of not being able to leave minichan
Facefur- is he still here?
Dr. Robotnik- don't know him
stal- wrote an rss for banned for life show. i owe him
Dustbin- looks like michael jackson and talks like david blaine
Meta- nother cool guy
to4ster- has your dox
FUD- has lady gaga in his trip
Fuchs- watches football thanks to me and leo
Ph- you speak to him only when spoken to
Green- right when you want to hate him, you can't
grey- don't know
Owen Delong- a serious man
Smegma- another one i really don't know, but he seems cool to me
Depressionganger- ?
wowaname- pretty much a douche
Joe DDM- oh wait, you'll see
RedFox- has a disturbing amount of fox pictures
stickybuns- pretty cool guy with a sensitive side
The Truth- is exactly that
Meowth- cool in my book
That one guy whose name is a pair of scissors- that's exactly what i know about him
finland- owns awesometalk.org which is a site that needs traffic go there
Lestat- don't know if i've ever conversed with him
The Chosen One- godwarrior
The Owl- ash ketchup
Netrogo- nother one i know very little about
suomynonA- hint: read his name exactly how it is spelled
Advi- gay version of redfox
Killer Lettuce- smokes killer lettuce
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#14,728
@14,388 (R) > Unintentional Jackass- aspires to be a lesbian
Haha.
Newish namefriends/people who weren't included:
Carebear- Posts as anonymous. Everyone is gay for carebear.
B2S- Faggot.
Tryptich- Gets suspended from school. Eh doesn't afraid of it.
Deckard Cain- The only semi-normal person here. Has webbed feet.
Brie- Is especially gay for carebear.
Brain/Mindwurms- Has a mail order wife.
Mr. Rogers- Kills people with chainsaws. It's his 12th birthday today.
Meta- Lolocked.
Dreamworks- Ponies.
Harleen Quinzel- Has icecream and often confuses the minichan tab with her twitter account.
Ltamake- Oh wait, lol.
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#14,732
That one dutch guy- Posts only as anonymous while ingesting copious amounts of illegal yet enjoyable narcotics. Always posts faceman, otherwise he feels naked and loses his boner.
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#14,811
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
:-) Where have you been budski?
El Edito- Incapable of being rude. Comparable to Jesus Christ in many ways (minus the zombie carpenter part). Uses his long finger nails to snort high quality cocaine.
Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#14,824
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
You were on Mexxx's August list:
Sim: Our admin in shining armor — Bar none the best admin we could hope to have. He loves porn and weed — need I say more?
r04r: Our other admin in shining armor — She's way cool and doesn't afraid of public tripcodes
AC: Our pissblasting messiah — You have given Kimmo many grey hairs and have helped me a lot with my photography. Not to mention you're a badass
Depressionman: Well, you push us all to our very edges, but shtick aside you have an invaluable wealth of knowledge and a wonderfully innocent approach to everything
Ks: You're just too fuckin cool — our resident biker who probably has seniority on all of us and insights to match — not to mention knows how to rock it outdoors!
cccuuunnttt: The only grammar nazi I could ever love. Also you have my vote for world's best moderator!
Lawrence: Our untouchably beautiful and sharp-witted starlet — If only I lived in the Bay Area and you were straight!
TTEH: Our generous one! — You are a sweet guy, and too generous. Don't ever let you kindness be taken for weakness!
Dr Jump: Your insights are amazing! I know you'll find happiness eventually because you're just so fucking cool. You know what you need to do and the only thing in the way is willpower (or lack thereof).
Nega: My favorite buddy here — saying that you're way cool implies that frozen moons far off in space are boiling hot.
Squared; Our master of the shoop! I hope Kimmo Alm has seen a few of your works of art!
Tekamine: Our pretty britfag — Damn good looking, and I be youd be a blast to party with.
Leo Vegas: Fighting to redeem the reputation of the Zionists with point blank humor! I have a really hot Jewish friend who's loaded and puts out. You should come out here and meet her and steal her away from all the faggots that constantly chase her.
Fats Ferguson: Best looking motherfucker on this board. You also convinced me to go on a coke binge from a thread on TC, but whatever...
Nexus: You always tell it like it is. I fucking love your bluntness... and your interest in astronomy.
The Editor: You are a master of comic relief and one of the most genuinely friendly people I've ever interacted with,
FezT|Dusk: Our stately representative from /b/. You are the reason I'm happy sK made that raid thread.
RaiRai: My favorite connoisseur of the pharmies. Your advice may have saved my life a time or 2.
Ninjj: Our resident /fa/ggot and master hipster! coolest motherfucker that the Bay Area will ever know and is our brave leader — the one who led the exodus. Ninjj is our moses!
Fox: The coolest furry ever to grace a *chan. Sweet motherfucking guy who can rock the holy living shit out of a fedora!
Facefur: The master of disrupting fora, but an extremely fun guy to chat on IRC with. Had his name and tripcode personally permabanned by moot. Need I say more?
Buspuppie: Our low key stoner and (mostly) lesbian mystery link entertainer. No one on this fora has a cooler head or a more eclectic sense of humor than this one. I mean, what would YOU think of someone who showed you a video of a woman sticking a chicken up her snatch?
The Truth: Always tells it like it is, even if it comes off as mean. You're wicked smart, and even if your're opinions are a bit hard to take, they're never wrong. You certainly live up to your name!
Mr. Rogers: Another one of our nicest guys. eh rips it up off road and doesn't afraid of hacking DM
Mr. Eel: Yet another one of our nicest guys, as well as one of our most youthful looking folks — he won't be really cool until he gets drunk with DM on cam though.
Broseph: Our wise and politically minded one here. You're my favorite guy to talk politics with here, and I don't find people I can discuss that stuff with too often.
Mountainman: You has some very nice instruments, and I'm just going to assume you're a highly skilled troll.
Finland: Coolest youngster around! I wish more kids were like you. Also one of the best Kimmo fighters the world has ever seen.
Stalinator: I still don't believe you're fucking 12, because you're wicked sharp for that age. Also the PC guy is a cool set now that "ionize OP" isn't spammed in every thread:)
FuckAlms: Our oldest of oldfags — my favorite character from TC 1.0, and another brilliant Kimmo fighter. Knows his fucking shit and is not afraid to speak up. If only Jan had listened to you...
Ryan: Knowledgeable as fuck about computers, and the fact that he'll go so out of his way to help you really speaks of his character! :)
> leonidas- creepy guy who stalks salty and gets angry when she rejects him
"fake anon" creepy guy who stalks salty and gets angry when she rejects him, and then tries to distract minichan by pinning at all on me, probably choosing me because Ninjj likes Timber Nigger a lot...
I know salty gave all my personal stuff I sent her out to everyone while claiming she didn't, but did she give out the song Timber Nigger sent her? I just want to hear it...
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#15,080
Dongs.
Ryan- Has immaculate eyebrows. Doesn't afraid of calling people out on their bullshit--specifically the only drunken fool with $17,000 of debt on this board. Has a 14 inch dick.
Leland !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#17,234
Slight update on my original list
Fats Ferguson- me
Leo Vegas- jew
Depressionman- You want to hate him. I almost did, until I talked to him. I now love him.
Falco- relentless hipster with a razor-sharp sense of humor
Nega- so even-tempered it makes me lose my temper
TTEH- has more posts than you and me
Squared- forces the UK shit, but I think he's a cool guy deep down
jimmy- pretty cool guy
Vikingman- better still come to the Flogging Molly show on Sunday
totoforhire- cannot be trolled because she is possibly the only real person on this board
Lawrence- awesome
Unintentional Jackass- makes me aspire to be a lesbian
Ninjj- the most relevant shitposter we have
Ryan- ryan
jump- genuine article also, his mother shaves her snatch
mountainman- you don't want my opinion
Authorized Clone- for some reason, he's even balder than me
Wren- has authorized clone's dox
Gil- doesn't afraid of being in tinychat naked
St. Swastika- resident artist for bannedforlifeshow.com
Kimmo- sysop of this board
cccuuunnttt aka cuntbot- level headed chick with skin a foot thick
sim- dutchfag
ro4r- still really don't know her, but I'm pretty sure she has my dox
Eels- ex-patriot that loves Totinos Party Pizzas
Nexus- mod with a great taste for metal and cars
Tekamine- killed a girl in 1998
Ash Ketchup- fucked your mother/girlfriend/sister
Dutchfag- sim
Fake Anon- rolled down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair
Mr. Bones- prolly 15 by now and will still make a bitch out of you in a drinking contest
Mickey- toughguy and a good father
Mr. Rodgers- Legitimate badass
Mexxx- drinks enough to think I'm the best looking person on here
stal- thanks, stal
Meta- cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
to4ster- trolled you
FUD- was born that way
Fuchs- has fucking excellent taste in movies
Ph- where the hell is Ph?
Green- I like him, even if you don't
Owen Delong- he didn't vote for that nigger
Smegma- hate the name, love the guy
wowaname- flooded Australia with his giant douche
I still call him Joe DDM- I don't have enough time to begin describing
RedFox- ftw. most normal furry I've met so far
stickybuns- reverse ladykiller
The Truth- hurts
Meowth- still don't know enough about him, but has never given me a reason to dislike him
That one guy whose name is a pair of scissors- milfhunter
The Chosen One- spread the word and payed the price
brie- don't know enough about him yet but he listens to my show so I like him more than you
Advi- killed Tekamine in 1998
Killer Lettuce- loves death metal therefore I love him
Dreamworks- will have a pony stomp your cock n balls if you cross him
Homestar- homosex crossover from AT. I drunkenly kept calling him a creep in a thread a while back and feel bad about it
Henn- are you black?
Broseph- sorry I didn't include you in the old one. Sadly, I still don't know too much about you. Are you the one who smokes meth?
The Editor- can make me laugh even in the middle of a troll thread prolly the funniest person on MC
Harleen- shook up MC for a week or so when they realized there really are girls on the internet
psychopath- don't know him too well. tbh, I thought he was dutchfag
tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 years after the original post[^][v]#990,955
@990,946 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I miss having the free time to shitpost 100s of times a day haha. I remember competing with DM to reach 10,000 posts. He won.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 years after the original post[^][v]#991,036
@previous (Z-30)
No he was just face. Facefur had a similar name but I think his had whiskers. Also he posted a shitton of Krystal reaction images or whatever.
Anonymous Z-30 replied with this 6 years ago, 3 months later, 8 years after the original post[^][v]#1,034,762
Updated old list:
Fats Ferguson- Left MC
Leo Vegas- Left MC (child rapist)
Depressionman- Indypendant troll
Depressionbill- Left MC
Falco- Left MC
Nega- Left MC
Timber- Left MC
Zimbolt- Left MC
Murray- Left MC
Krodan- Left MC
sK- Left MC
TTEH- Siezed power in a bloody coup de grace
Squared- Left MC
jimmy- Left MC
Vikingman- Left MC
buspuppie- Suspiciously enthusiastic about cannibals
Lawrence- Left MC
Unintentional Jackass- Left MC
salty- Left MC
Ninjj- Looks good in a dress
Ryan- Left MC
jump- Left MC
mountainman- Left MC
Bill Maherry- Left MC
Authorized Clone- Left MC
Wren- Left MC
Gil- Left MC
St. Swastika- Left MC
Kimmo- sysop of this board
Fuckalms- Left MC
Gizmo- Left MC
Nickalollyoff- Left MC
cccuuunnttt- Will sue anything and everything
sim- Left MC
ro4r- Left MC
Eels- Left MC
seanieb- Left MC
Nexus- Dead
Tekamine- Left MC
Ash Ketchup- Towel
Dutchfag- Likes the feminine penis
KS- Left MC
Dune Rugby- Left MC
Fake Anon- Jewish messiah
Mr. Bones- Left MC
Mickey- Left MC
Mr. Rodgers- Left MC
Mexxx- Left MC
ftd- Left MC
Facefur- Left MC
Dr. Robotnik- Left MC
stal- Left MC
Dustbin- Left MC
Meta- Stopped drinking and became boring
to4ster- Left MC
FUD- Left MC
Fuchs- Left MC
Ph- Left MC
Green- Stopped drinking and became boring
grey- Left MC
Owen Delong- Left MC
Smegma- Left MC
Depressionganger- Left MC
wowaname- Left MC
Joe DDM- Left MC
RedFox- Left MC
stickybuns- Left MC
The Truth- Left MC
Meowth- Left MC
That one guy whose name is a pair of scissors- Left MC
finland- Left MC
Lestat- Left MC
The Chosen One- Left MC
Towel- ash ketchup
Netrogo- Left MC
suomynonA- hint: Left MC
Advi- Left MC
Killer Lettuce- makes mead out of killer lettuce
Carebear- Left MC
B2S- Left MC
Tryptich- Defeated school and absorbed its powers
Deckard Cain- Left MC
Brie- Became bitcoin rich and went mental
Brain/Mindwurms- Left MC
Mr. Rogers- Left MC
Dreamworks- Maybe not autistic?
Harleen Quinzel- Left MC
Ltamake- Left MC
> Updated old list: > > Fats Ferguson- Left MC > Leo Vegas- Left MC (child rapist) > Depressionman- Indypendant troll > Depressionbill- Left MC > Falco- Left MC > Nega- Left MC > Timber- Left MC > Zimbolt- Left MC > Murray- Left MC > Krodan- Left MC > sK- Left MC
> Squared- Left MC > jimmy- Left MC > Vikingman- Left MC > buspuppie- Suspiciously enthusiastic about cannibals > Lawrence- Left MC > Unintentional Jackass- Left MC
> Ninjj- Looks good in a dress > Ryan- Left MC > jump- Left MC > mountainman- Left MC > Bill Maherry- Left MC > Authorized Clone- Left MC > Wren- Left MC > Gil- Left MC > St. Swastika- Left MC > Kimmo- sysop of this board > Fuckalms- Left MC > Gizmo- Left MC > Nickalollyoff- Left MC > cccuuunnttt- Will sue anything and everything > sim- Left MC > ro4r- Left MC > Eels- Left MC > seanieb- Left MC > Nexus- Dead > Tekamine- Left MC > Ash Ketchup- Towel > Dutchfag- Likes the feminine penis > KS- Left MC > Dune Rugby- Left MC > Fake Anon- Jewish messiah > Mr. Bones- Left MC > Mickey- Left MC > Mr. Rodgers- Left MC > Mexxx- Left MC > ftd- Left MC > Facefur- Left MC > Dr. Robotnik- Left MC > stal- Left MC > Dustbin- Left MC > Meta- Stopped drinking and became boring > to4ster- Left MC > FUD- Left MC > Fuchs- Left MC > Ph- Left MC > grey- Left MC > Owen Delong- Left MC > Smegma- Left MC > Depressionganger- Left MC > wowaname- Left MC > Joe DDM- Left MC > RedFox- Left MC > stickybuns- Left MC > The Truth- Left MC > Meowth- Left MC > That one guy whose name is a pair of scissors- Left MC > finland- Left MC > Lestat- Left MC > The Chosen One- Left MC > Towel- ash ketchup > Netrogo- Left MC > suomynonA- hint: Left MC > Advi- Left MC > Killer Lettuce- makes mead out of killer lettuce > Carebear- Left MC > B2S- Left MC
> Deckard Cain- Left MC > Brie- Became bitcoin rich and went mental > Brain/Mindwurms- Left MC > Mr. Rogers- Left MC > Dreamworks- Maybe not autistic? > Harleen Quinzel- Left MC > Ltamake- Left MC
!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 years after the original post[^][v]#1,225,354
Coultron was once a star. No; fuck off, this is a D/HL legal. Please, someone back-investigate this racviallyu dysgenic random crusher and key-hoarder of computational equipment before the forcefulness of my command to tyhe Israeli economic planners' English speaking departments bestow magically upon me a new macvhine at the random phone-drunk-trolling even a closely related impersonator of military-first-state blogger.