Topic: Just wanted to remind everyone that this is an actual thing that you can buy.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #68,899

Seems like people forget about these.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #836,264

A friend of mine used one in the woods, and still pissed all over herself.....

They aren't worth a fuck.....

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #836,265

@previous (B)
I'm sure she was worth a fuck after that experience.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #836,267

Or: half the population has no need for one, and the other half don't want to carry around and wash a piss funnel all the time?

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #836,271

With practice women can pee standing up. Not every woman can.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #836,310

I might put my wiener in it

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,347

r04r claims she can piss standing up at a dutch urinal

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,402

@previous (H)
are those different

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,403

@836,264 (B)
Does she not know how to piss without pissing all over herself

@op
that is kinda neat. I don't generally find squatting to piss to be an issue. But I suppose that would be useful in some places.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,405

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Gross.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,408

@previous (K)
How else am I supposed to piss when we are in the forest all frickin day?

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,414

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Just squat behind the temporary menstruation hut.

Ugh.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,415

@836,408 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Don't...be in the forest all day?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,420

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But that's my job

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,422

@836,414 (K)
Squat? I pay rent god dammit

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,423

@836,420 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh then idk, what do your coworkers do?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,425

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
They probably be have penis privilege. Chili dog is breaking ground by digging shit up while in possession of a vagina.

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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,426

@836,423 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
either they have a dick or they do the same thing as i do

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,427

@836,425 (M)
Good to know
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Why not have like portable toilets or something?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,430

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
like a portapotty? those are big, heavy, and expensive.

Anonymous M replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,431

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Get a Mr.Limpy and drill a hole through it. They've got to be cheaper and more convenient than a porta potty.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,432

@836,430 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
True, I guess just keep pissing in the woods then idk.

Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,548

@836,426 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You know you’re a gutter punk when squat is a trigger word. <3

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,556

@836,430 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
One advantage of garb like this is:

Fuck Dogg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,582

@836,432 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> True, I guess just keep pissing in the woods then idk.

lol dork

Stoned invention joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,584

@836,430 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Okay so get this idea

Lightweight aluminium chairs, except the seat is a toilet seat

You can stick a bunch of them in the car or bus

Patent protected

Fuck Dogg replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,587

@previous (Stoned invention)
literally anything you bring to the woods to shit inside of is going to be a hassle and fucking gross

shit outside more nerds

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,594

@836,582 (Fuck Dogg)
Loser

Fuck Dogg replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,596

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
maaagd

Samuel Sees-The-Truth replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,597

@836,587 (Fuck Dogg)

No you don't shit inside it, you shit on the floor away underneath the chair.

Fuck Dogg replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,598

@previous (Samuel Sees-The-Truth)
you're supposed to dig a hole
squatting is easier anyway
what do you do with the shit cylinder when it's full of shit?

Anonymous O replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,600

@previous (Fuck Dogg)

There is no shit cylinder?

Fuck Dogg replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,604

@previous (O)
there are tons they are just all gross

Anonymous O replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,607

@previous (Fuck Dogg)

Not if you make it minimalistic design and clean. You can put it inside a car boot when it's not in use.

Fuck Dogg replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,609

@previous (O)
nothing you shit inside of is going to be clean. even if it's lined you're going to have to carry a huge bag of human shit
just shit outside god

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. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,613

@836,431 (M)
Itt: discussion regarding Triptych peehole..

You know who it is, nigga. replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,614

@836,609 (Fuck Dogg)
but then my butt gets a little cold

Anonymous O replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #836,683

@836,609 (Fuck Dogg)

Just leave the shit on the floor dumdum

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