Topic: ITT: Your favorite quotes.
Meowth started this discussion 15 years ago #6,880
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine. - Abraham Lincoln
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later[^] [v] #120,844
Why do the birds go on singing?
Why do the stars glow above?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
Why do the stars glow above?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,845
@OP
trollin hard or hardly trollin?
trollin hard or hardly trollin?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,861
the population of African elephants has tripled in the past six months
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,863
There are no niggers on the internet.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,018
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,022
"sup to4str"
TTEH !FSUKTe8Zx6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,025
Foxygen !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,026
> Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.
-Gandhi
-Gandhi
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,028
You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,029
Penis goes into vagina.
-Anonymous virgin
-Anonymous virgin
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,030
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,031
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,032
@121,030 (G)
Most shitty are the ones that start with "The awkward moment when..." yet I have to see one real awkward moment, everything just lame stuff.
-TheSheep
Most shitty are the ones that start with "The awkward moment when..." yet I have to see one real awkward moment, everything just lame stuff.
-TheSheep
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,931
"Literature should not disappear up it's own asshole - so to speak"
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,933
"That's not a dress - it's a Grace Kelly movie"
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,934
"Maybe we're making God sad and lonely"
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,935
"As two gin scented tears rolled down his face, he realized that he loved Big Brother" Orwell, 1984
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,936
"Get fucked"
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,938
"I want you to need me, not to feed me"
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,941
"Fear is when you are scared of something. Love is when you fuck it." Mother Theresa
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,944
"My brother and my sister don’t speak to me, but I don’t blame them"
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,945
"You don't need to know someone else's mind. You know yours. And you know both of us are human. Every human is. And we're ALL creatures. Animals. Breathing. So...fuck people who exaggerate the differences. What the fuck does it take to look in the mirror? Because that's what your eyes are for. Everything's together. Everything could be with you, a part of you, if you didn't fight it. It already is but we're all trying to bleed out our blood and become immortal, inhuman...something else entirely.
What are we looking to be? A god? A monster? Death himself?
We're only human.
We're human."
What are we looking to be? A god? A monster? Death himself?
We're only human.
We're human."
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,946
"Man can make a waffle iron but he will never make a waffle...iron." Neville Chamberlin
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,947
"If I sleep, then that's like dying. And how do you know that this day isn't going to be a different life from tomorrow's day. You don't know. You can't disprove it, and you can't prove it, but me in particular, I die every night with a painful gasp, and the moment I step out of my mind it's all gone. All life is gone, all pain is gone, and then...I wake up, you know.
I always do. "
"I am so, SO BORED. With everything around me. There isn't anything left to do but sit around and wonder what the point of all this is.
And what if there isn't a point? How can I be happy with the knowledge that none of this matters? I know I'm supposed to make it matter if it doesn't, let it matter to me...but if there's no point then there's no fucking POINT. It's just a round, continuous cycle of SHIT. It doesn't start and it doesn't end and none of it's more important than the rest. It's one colour. One shape. One noise over and over again. Not the same noise, but the noise is the same.
It just doesn't matter if it doesn't matter, if there's no point...I can't keep doing this with no answers.
You know?"
I always do. "
"I am so, SO BORED. With everything around me. There isn't anything left to do but sit around and wonder what the point of all this is.
And what if there isn't a point? How can I be happy with the knowledge that none of this matters? I know I'm supposed to make it matter if it doesn't, let it matter to me...but if there's no point then there's no fucking POINT. It's just a round, continuous cycle of SHIT. It doesn't start and it doesn't end and none of it's more important than the rest. It's one colour. One shape. One noise over and over again. Not the same noise, but the noise is the same.
It just doesn't matter if it doesn't matter, if there's no point...I can't keep doing this with no answers.
You know?"
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,949
"We're all Frankies, we're all going to hell"
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,950
"Glug, no it's not."
-George H.W. Nixon
-George H.W. Nixon
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sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,952
"I do not want to lose the thrill that it gives me to look out from my window and scowl at the houses from my world in the bedroom"
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,959
"Any society that would give up a little liberty in exchange for a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
-Benjamin Franklin
There are many variations on this quote, but they all put forth the same idea.
-Benjamin Franklin
There are many variations on this quote, but they all put forth the same idea.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,961
"If I had a penny for every time I came home to that fuck George Washington cumming in my wife's eye, I'd be living in a house of mirrors."
-- Abraham Lincoln.
-- Abraham Lincoln.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #128,964
"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude [better] than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."
-Samuel Adams
-Samuel Adams
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #129,228
"Oh, Okay".
- Me
- Me
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #129,354
This felt like the moment when the career guidance counselor checks if the coast is clear, closes the office door, leans forward, and rolls up his sleeve to show you his tattoo and whispers "It's hard to disagree with you- you're right. Ms. Forrester IS a twat, and where you're going in life, you probably AREN'T going to need to speak proper french anyway."
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #129,358
Depressionman is always rightâ„¢
-sKimber
-sKimber
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Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #129,406
If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just two minutes. Make it an hour and enjoy your lunch.
--Ricky Gervais as David Brent. <3
--Ricky Gervais as David Brent. <3
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