Topic: girl broke up up with me, I never even asked her out.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 15 years ago #6,863
yeah anyway, so this girl is like "FIRST THINGS FIRST, LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS NOW" I'm like "were we going out?", she's like "I just wanted to tell you in advance, because I'm developing feelings for you. SO DON'T TRICK ME INTO LIKING YOU"
what is this shit?
what is this shit?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #120,438
She's trying to hint that she's developing feelings for you in the most clumsy and retarded way ever seen in the history of Earth.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #120,439
The strange part is, I'm actually sort of sad. I mean I was very close to getting in her pants, and this has set me back several paces.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,441
You both just went full retard.
!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,447
Hahaha. Seems like she had been holding those thoughts for quite some time.
You just wanted to get in her pants, OP?
You just wanted to get in her pants, OP?
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,449
Anyway just sneak into her room dressed like this and wait for her to come in.!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,450
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,452
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,454
@120,447 (!poISOnioxc)
I'm somewhat decent at reading people, and she's really really obvious. It's pretty clear to me that she wants my dick, and this is just some way of like protecting herself from herself really. And well, yeah that's what I thought I wanted. But after her mentioning that she doesn't want to like me, I've sort of developed some feelings for her. Kinda strange.
I'm somewhat decent at reading people, and she's really really obvious. It's pretty clear to me that she wants my dick, and this is just some way of like protecting herself from herself really. And well, yeah that's what I thought I wanted. But after her mentioning that she doesn't want to like me, I've sort of developed some feelings for her. Kinda strange.
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,457
@120,452 (B)
You must work your way around things and find a way for OP to see that .gif. It is cruitial for the method in which OP will get laid.
You must work your way around things and find a way for OP to see that .gif. It is cruitial for the method in which OP will get laid.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,460
@120,438 (B)
Seriously though, this. You should message/call her back and say "How about instead of me "tricking" you into liking me, we start dating and see where it goes?" If she gets defensive, just point out that she brought it up and she should stop being so careful and give it shot. Ask her what has her so worried.
Seriously though, this. You should message/call her back and say "How about instead of me "tricking" you into liking me, we start dating and see where it goes?" If she gets defensive, just point out that she brought it up and she should stop being so careful and give it shot. Ask her what has her so worried.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,462
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Eh I was gonna do that after setting a mood alone with her. Which won't be too hard.
Eh I was gonna do that after setting a mood alone with her. Which won't be too hard.
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,464
@120,454 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Well man, we have all realized things at the wrong time. I think she said that to you because she is confused as to whether you like her or not. Have you talked to her since that incident?
Well man, we have all realized things at the wrong time. I think she said that to you because she is confused as to whether you like her or not. Have you talked to her since that incident?
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,466
@120,462 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Don't "set a mood." You're thinking about it too much and using that as a defense mechanism to stall for time. You're going to keep telling yourself that the mood is never right and never go through with it. Do it NOW. Ideally, you should have done it the moment she said this. If anything, she's upset that you haven't yet.
Don't "set a mood." You're thinking about it too much and using that as a defense mechanism to stall for time. You're going to keep telling yourself that the mood is never right and never go through with it. Do it NOW. Ideally, you should have done it the moment she said this. If anything, she's upset that you haven't yet.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,467
Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,469
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,472
@120,466 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Yes, she is probably sad you haven't made an attempt to talk to her.
She's also telling all her friends everything.
Yes, she is probably sad you haven't made an attempt to talk to her.
She's also telling all her friends everything.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,479
Oh hey, it's you again.Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,480
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,487
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,488
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #120,502
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,585
@120,466 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
And if that doesn't work, then he should get on a fuckin' boat with like $250 of alcohol and then that girl and maybe like 7 other girls too will totally start chatting him up and want to hang out with him. Almost too fucking easy, and he might wake up missing a damn kidney or something, but he'll get to spend the day on a yacht with a bunch of chicks and have a really great time.
And if that doesn't work, then he should get on a fuckin' boat with like $250 of alcohol and then that girl and maybe like 7 other girls too will totally start chatting him up and want to hang out with him. Almost too fucking easy, and he might wake up missing a damn kidney or something, but he'll get to spend the day on a yacht with a bunch of chicks and have a really great time.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,587
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,630
@120,585 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Yeah, it can happen. Though I wouldn't reccomend spending that much on alcohol like my dummy friend did.
Yeah, it can happen. Though I wouldn't reccomend spending that much on alcohol like my dummy friend did.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,640
just ask her out, faggot. obviously she's begging you to act alpha, so just do it. dont bow down like a little bitch and take the pussy and beat it the fuck up. god damn, son.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,782
Did you ask her out yet?
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,023
@120,460 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Serious cheese there, that will never work and he will look like a douche bag.
Get her alone, make it romantic, but make sure she doesn't realise it's romantic until she already in too deep. Otherwise she will freak out at your totally obvious ronmantic moment.
Serious cheese there, that will never work and he will look like a douche bag.
Get her alone, make it romantic, but make sure she doesn't realise it's romantic until she already in too deep. Otherwise she will freak out at your totally obvious ronmantic moment.
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,040
Rape her.
:')
:')
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,211
@121,023 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Normally, I would agree with you, and that does sound like a good idea. However, as others in this thread have pointed out, her language is pretty much begging him to be assertive and ask her out.
Normally, I would agree with you, and that does sound like a good idea. However, as others in this thread have pointed out, her language is pretty much begging him to be assertive and ask her out.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 50 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,247
@120,466 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I went for the following "hey I've been thinking about what you said yesterday, and I think maybe we just shouldn't think about this you know? Let's just see where things go, I'm not exactly sure how I feel about you, but I do want to find out. And I think you do too"
Pretty dumb, but hey.
I went for the following "hey I've been thinking about what you said yesterday, and I think maybe we just shouldn't think about this you know? Let's just see where things go, I'm not exactly sure how I feel about you, but I do want to find out. And I think you do too"
Pretty dumb, but hey.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,255
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,256
PS. holy fuck you guys remember me and still have my picture. I am so touched.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,261
Holy shit you guys actually gave good advice, I don't why I stopped coming here. I'm now back on track with her. I love you guys.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,271
@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
You're missing the larger point that she's a stupid bitch.
She might cut off your penis and feed it to her pets.
Can you handle that possibility bud? Don't get in over your head.
You're missing the larger point that she's a stupid bitch.
She might cut off your penis and feed it to her pets.
Can you handle that possibility bud? Don't get in over your head.
joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,273
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #121,292
I would never consider dating someone who accused me of "tricking" them into a relationship. She sounds like she is a hot mess and better off alone.