Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#6,850
Alright so I call this girl up, and ask her to hang out with me. She clearly likes me, and so is totally down with it. I start getting ready to go and pick her up, and she calls me saying "whelp, I'm at your front door, get in the car" I am bewildered because I don't think she has a license. So I'm guessing a friend is in the car, which minimizes my chances of getting any action. Although disappointed, I thought well "okay hanging out with her friends won't be too bad, maybe they're cool and we'll just have a good time, besides there'll be other chances to be more intimate with this girl"
So it's her friend, and her older sister who are in the car. Her older sister is actually my age, while the girl I came to hang out with is actually a couple years younger. Her older sister is a lesbian though, so not really any chance of getting that. We drop her friend off, who had already admitting to hating me just based on looking at my Facebook. Which I don't get, because my facebook is pretty much stripped bare of character due to the fact that my job is super strict and monitors the fuck out of everything I do. (I work for the government.)
So it's her and her sister, and her sister is the bitchiest fucking lesbian I've ever met. Holy jesus, just non-stop complaining from this one, any remark by anyone else and she just says "that's fucking stupid to say" or whatever. So of course I did the only thing appropriate in that situation, and just made fun of everything I could. Got called called an asshole, a stuck up faggot, and a series of other insults. But the weird part is, I think I made friends with her. Because as I found out later on, she's a total bitch to all of her buddies.
Okay so my friend is like "Hey let's go to this coffee shop, my mom wants me home in an hour I have a swim meet", her sister is like "fuck THAT SHIT, WE'RE GOIN TO MY GIRLFRIEND'S PLACE", I ask "Oh, is anyone else gonna be there?" she replies "Yeah, ryan, david, blah, blah, blah, etc." I recognize one or two of the names, as people who I think are just complete degenerates and really should just be killed. Not because I hate them, society would just be better off you know?
My friend is now in a panic, and is like "I don't wanna hang out with these people, don't let John see the kind of losers you associate yourself with", that statement ended in a fight between the two sisters, while I just kinda sat in the back seat and avoided eye contact lest I be pulled into it.
Okay so her sister is like "Hey, do you mind hanging out with these people?" I give a polite "Well if it makes your sister uncomfortable, I'd rather not."
So she's like "fuck my sister, fuck you, we're goin" so we pull up at this girl's house and it consists of a bunch of faggity teens smoking cigarettes outside, talking about weed and some shitty dubstep bands. Not only this, but there's really cute like 10 year old girl there. And made me sad she had to be around these fucking losers. When me and my friend and her sister walked up. She was like "WELL GREAT, NOW EVERYONE'S HERE" and she smiled all big. It was really bittersweet.
So I'm like "Hey, caitlyn let's go back in the car.", and she's like "great idea!" so we're alone in the car, except not really because there were many shouts of "WHAT WE AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!!!" I really hope it was supposed to be in a joking manner, noting that anyone would much rather be alone with a girl than in a group smoking fags with a bunch of fags.
Not that I risked doing anything with this girl, lest her sister bust in and flip shit. so I was just kinda like "I'd kiss you, but your sister might come in and stab me", and she was like "Next time we hang out you can do more than kiss me, I'll make sure we're alone".
THAT WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING TO COME OUT OF THIS BULLSHIT, was a "Yeah I'll fuck you" type statement. OH and then we went to that coffee shop, and then back to her sister's girlfriend's house. and then back to my house. (Just to drop me off though)