Topic: I found a picture on reddit of a monkey sucking a guys dick

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 started this discussion 8 years ago #68,342

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 23 seconds later[^] [v] #832,798

You're welcome

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,800

That's racist. Don't call them monkeys

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,807

that is amazing

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,812

@previous (C)
Where did he learn how to do it?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,816

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Did you just assume monkey gender?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,817

@832,798 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
That looks a lot like Matthew.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,819

@832,812 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Where did he learn how to do it?

Monkey see, monkey do..

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,822

@previous (Meta)
Who would suck a dick in front of a monkey!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,823

@832,816 (B)
True. It might be a milady

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,827

@832,822 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Other monkeys

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,831

@previous (B)
How did they learn?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,833

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
By practicing

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,838

And btw, there's nothing taboo about that pic at all. It's not bestiality or anything at all. We are too closely related for this to be as big of a deal as you're making it.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,841

@previous (D)
If you knew for sure that you wouldnt get your dick bit off, would you fuck a monkey?

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,845

@832,822 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Who would suck a dick in front of a monkey!

Maybe they didn't see the monkey? The monkey is small and dark, it would be hard to see at night.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,851

@832,841 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yes. They don't bite penises like human sapien females do.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,852

@832,845 (Meta)
If you were sucking a dick and a monkey crept up, would you finish or stop and assess the situation?

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,856

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I'm thinking more of a scenario where the monkey was sitting outside the window, watching from a tree in the dark. It would be extremely hard to see, especially for Europeans who had never even seen a monkey before. After witnessing 9001 blowjobs the monkey eventually learns "this is how those funny hairless monkeys greet each other" and decides to take part.

> If you were sucking a dick and a monkey crept up, would you finish or stop and assess the situation?
It would probably spoil the mood and I'd have to stop sucking the dick and chase it out before trying to get back into it, but it wouldn't be the same because I'd be worried the monkey was watching again.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,857

@832,798 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
So this is how the first man got aids?

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,858

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
What if that monkey sucking that man off is the beginning of a new super virus?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,860

@832,812 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
That, I believe, is the question of the century.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,862

@832,851 (D)
> human sapien females

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,874

Also what do you even call this? I don't think bestiality is the right term because the guy was unconscious and didn't initiate it. He couldn't consent.

Reverse bestiality?

Would this count as a kind of rape because he didn't consent?

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Meta double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,875

Next hot topic on Minichan: A guy's guide to sex with monkeys.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,876

@832,862 (H)
Women can't be homo. Would lesbo sapien be better for you then?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,877

@previous (D)
I hope you're only making a joke both about lesbians and categorizations in science.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,880

@832,856 (Meta)
I would be afraid that the monkey would be better at it than me.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,883

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I just want to know why they are doing this. Do they mistake the penis for some kind of fruit?
The thought of a monkey trying to peel a penis makes me cringe because that sounds like Hell.

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,884

@832,880 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> I would be afraid that the monkey would be better at it than me.

Stay away from my man monkey bitch ?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,885

@832,883 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Maybe that is how certain types of monkeys greet each other..like the Bonobo?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,886

@832,884 (Meta)
I feel like if a monkey wanted my man, I would let them have it.

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,887

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
But what if he dumps you and marries the monkey?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,890

@previous (Meta)
I'd just be glad that it had happened before we had kids

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,894

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
What if the man didn't want the monkey, but the monkey wanted the man?

Would you crush it's eyes out?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,897

@previous (Meta)
I'd 100% go for the eyes. I'd do that to a trifling female as well

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 years later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,174

An unusual number of people find this thread via Google.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,184

This is extra funny that the guy is Dutch. They are famous for their bestiality videos

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,210

That's an updated photo of Dave in a monkey outfit.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,219

@1,308,184 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Dutch guy, so perhaps dw?

Okay joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 months later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,322,983

Hi from dumpert

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,322,990

@832,856 (Meta)
> Europeans who had never even seen a monkey before.

theyd most definitely have seen pakis or niggers before

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 hours later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,022

@1,322,983 (Okay)
How did you get here from dumpert??? Also hoe gaat het?

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cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,025

@1,322,983 (Okay)
hello

cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,026

@1,308,184 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
i've never heard of the dutch and bestiality videos... where exactly are they "famous" for this? bestiality sites??

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,042

@previous (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)

Netherlands was infamous for being the only country in Europe where bestiality was never made illegal.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 14 hours later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,110

@previous (Q)
As long as the animal enjoyed itself*

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 35 minutes later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,111

well I am just sick and tired of people getting so involved in people's business

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 23 hours later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,172

@1,323,026 (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)
I think they were banned late 90s or early 00. I remember being in Amsterdam and seeing loads of VHS tapes of girls getting humped by dogs. It was kind of hot.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 days later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,683

What's going on here?

Xi mixychaaaz joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 11 months later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,387,751

Freaky ass monkey