Topic: A day in the life
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,834
A day in the life of a Minichan He-man.
Wake up at noon and eat cold pizza while checking email and the board.
Repost everything that was deleted and banned yesterday. Fucking mods!
Drink warm mountain dew while searching for pictures of fat women, deformed genitalia, Mexicans and dog shit online.
Masturbate to same pics.
Wipe key board with hem of t shirt and go take a shit.
Weigh yourself before you sit down. Tell yourself that your big boned.
Masturbate while on the can and take a pic of your load with camera phone.
Weigh yourself after to see how big your dump was.
Browse free porn sites. Distort photos to make the pussies look huge.
Post on the board saying 'must fuck now, no fatties' say you're a smart funny and sensitive guy looking for someone to cuddle, no fatties.
Pick nose while posting hate rants about illegals. Include the dog shit pics you just downloaded.
Check inbox for female replies to your posts.
Get no responses. Fucking assholes!
Photo shop your bathroom load on any pics sent to you, two loads for anyone who looks like they are fat and immediately repost them on MC and call them cows and whores.
Open the ten replies from anyone who does respond. Masturbate to a cock pic and then get angry.
Go post anti gay hate posts with a pic of 'god hates fags'.
Read responses to your earlier posts and threaten anyone who slammed you. Challenge them to meet mono y mono in a parking lot somewhere.
Browse free porn sites.
Post personal info again. Include fake cock pic this time.
Post more gay bashing rants with pic of guy with a bottle up his ass.
Browse other threads. Yell upstairs and ask your mom to loan you $150. When she tells you no go back to computer and bitch about Kimmo elsewhere. Fucking illegal whores!
Browse free porn sites.
Make up a fake name and troll for a few hours. Pretend to be a shallow, slutty woman who types tee hee in all her posts. Use pics users' sent you.
Read all the responses to your fake bitch posts and laugh hysterically.
Yell upstairs for your mom to order you a pizza.
Browse free porn.
Think about all the losers posting on MC and how much smarter you are then all of them. What asshats!
Masturbate again.
Tell yourself tomorrow your going to start working out and send that resume to Microsoft, they would be lucky to have you.
Pass out at 3am so you can get up early. Your 20th birthday is tomorrow and your really gonna slam that asshole bitch who called you a troll.
Wake up at noon and eat cold pizza while checking email and the board.
Repost everything that was deleted and banned yesterday. Fucking mods!
Drink warm mountain dew while searching for pictures of fat women, deformed genitalia, Mexicans and dog shit online.
Masturbate to same pics.
Wipe key board with hem of t shirt and go take a shit.
Weigh yourself before you sit down. Tell yourself that your big boned.
Masturbate while on the can and take a pic of your load with camera phone.
Weigh yourself after to see how big your dump was.
Browse free porn sites. Distort photos to make the pussies look huge.
Post on the board saying 'must fuck now, no fatties' say you're a smart funny and sensitive guy looking for someone to cuddle, no fatties.
Pick nose while posting hate rants about illegals. Include the dog shit pics you just downloaded.
Check inbox for female replies to your posts.
Get no responses. Fucking assholes!
Photo shop your bathroom load on any pics sent to you, two loads for anyone who looks like they are fat and immediately repost them on MC and call them cows and whores.
Open the ten replies from anyone who does respond. Masturbate to a cock pic and then get angry.
Go post anti gay hate posts with a pic of 'god hates fags'.
Read responses to your earlier posts and threaten anyone who slammed you. Challenge them to meet mono y mono in a parking lot somewhere.
Browse free porn sites.
Post personal info again. Include fake cock pic this time.
Post more gay bashing rants with pic of guy with a bottle up his ass.
Browse other threads. Yell upstairs and ask your mom to loan you $150. When she tells you no go back to computer and bitch about Kimmo elsewhere. Fucking illegal whores!
Browse free porn sites.
Make up a fake name and troll for a few hours. Pretend to be a shallow, slutty woman who types tee hee in all her posts. Use pics users' sent you.
Read all the responses to your fake bitch posts and laugh hysterically.
Yell upstairs for your mom to order you a pizza.
Browse free porn.
Think about all the losers posting on MC and how much smarter you are then all of them. What asshats!
Masturbate again.
Tell yourself tomorrow your going to start working out and send that resume to Microsoft, they would be lucky to have you.
Pass out at 3am so you can get up early. Your 20th birthday is tomorrow and your really gonna slam that asshole bitch who called you a troll.
Green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #119,949
Ewwww.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,950
I love you.
Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,951
i hate that I can relate to that at allWHAT HAVE I BECOMED
!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,105
So much masturbation to dog shit in 1 day.
Foxygen !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,106
10/10 bud
Spot-on list.
Spot-on list.