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Topic: Short haircut advice needed

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 8 years ago #68,336

I can't stand long hair any more it knots so fucking bad. Any suggestions for short hair?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #832,766

#2 clipper

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,767

@previous (B)
I don't wanna buzz my whole head. Maybe an undercut or a chelsea would look good

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,770

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Go for the Hitler youth look

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,771

@previous (B)
Undercut? I did that for a few years and it looked ok, didn't look very Hitler youth because I could never look Hitler youth

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,772

The secret to getting short hair is to cut some of your hair off.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,774

@832,771 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Transnazi is a thing now. Anyone who says otherwise is a transphobe

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,794

If you get your split ends trimmed and braid your hair boyfriend bedtime, you will no longer get knots

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,795

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
That sounds like advice for the dog fucking thread

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,797

@previous (B)
Why did I write boyfriend in that sentence?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,799

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Idk, do you have dicks on your mind?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #832,801

@previous (B)
Always

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,813

@832,794 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
It knots all the way up to the roots, and it's worse when I tie it up

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,818

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well then you would need extremely short hair to prevent tangling at the roots

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,828

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
#1 clipper?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,850

@832,818 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
It seemed to start becoming a problem once it reached my shoulders.

Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,891

Why does it knot? Do you have dreds or something?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,898

@previous (Chesty LaRue™ !6BuuqU1Ncc)
I would if i left it lmao
It took me an hour and a half to comb my hair today, I broke 10 teeth out of a comb, and now I have a headache

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,901

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You know that advice about bathing and cleaning yourself everyday that people keep giving you? Well if you decide to do that, remember to brush your hair at the same time. It'll help

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,904

@832,898 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Do the GI Jane thing and just chop it or shave it. I feel like you could pull off the lesbian-avenger look.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,908

@832,901 (B)
Using conditioner helps a lot as well

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,950

Pixie

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,881

grow your hair out long enough so you can strangle aubrey

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,883

@832,898 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> I would if i left it lmao
> It took me an hour and a half to comb my hair today, I broke 10 teeth out of a comb, and now I have a headache

lol

Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,908

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,914

@832,772 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
shhhhhhhhh

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,915

@OP

You need to post a pic..

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,916

@previous (K)
You will spill much seed over it.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,968

@874,883 (I)
It stopped knotting so bad after reaching a certain length!! I have not cut it excluding fringe trims

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,969

@874,908 (Depressionman™ !iAYoMftFR2)
Wat

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,970

@874,968 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Have you ever tried using a brush?

They are made of wood. Sometimes plastic.

You can run them through your hair.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #874,979

TransNazis preferred pronouns are fürher and fürhim. Thanks
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