Topic: Battering your lover in milk and flour while she sleeps and deep frying her whole body.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #68,316

Could anything be more intimate and loving?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #832,650

Nothing could be more intimate and loving, except that that's a poor recipe for batter.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,652

@previous (B)
Add cornmeal, sale, pepper, cayenne pepper.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,653

@previous (A)
I prefer to also dip the meat in egg so it holds onto the batter.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,654

@previous (B)
Fine. Dip her in egg as well.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,656

@previous (A)
I will. Can I add some Lipton onion soup mix? Just an envelope or two?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #832,658

@previous (B)
Sure.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,689

@832,656 (B)

> I will. Can I add some Lipton onion soup mix? Just an envelope or two?

nothing could be more intimate and loving

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,702

This is one of a certain posters "quality" "topics" I unjustly deleted yesterday.

oneseemsobsessed joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,708

@previous (Meta)
nothing of value was lost, except, perhaps, for the Lipton onion soup mix reply.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,741

@832,702 (Meta)
Gosh this person sure is a regular contributor of fabulous content.

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 51 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,751

@previous (F)
I'm leaving here as an example. So when you see a certain poster (whom could be anyone I'm not naming names) whining about how "meddling mad meta deleted muh topics :'(" it's topics like this.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,752

@previous (Meta)
There are hundreds of “lover” topics by other people. Why not delete theirs too?

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,753

@previous (A)
I can't possibly get them all.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,759

@832,702 (Meta)

> This is one of a certain posters "quality" "topics" I unjustly deleted yesterday.

it's funny. you suck meta

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #832,760

@previous (C)
YOUR MOM sucks lol

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