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Topic: What are some of your earliest memories?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,827

I remember being taught to tie my shoelaces because I got really old ebfore learning how to do it (like 7 or 8 years old). My mum made a shoebox into a giant kind of mocked-up shoe so I could practise without having to be too exact. She showed me how to tie laces and then gave the box to me to do but I didn't quite grasp it right away, so soon she forbade me from moving and began beating me whenever I got it wrong to encourage me to get it right. It only took me about 8 hours and I've never had any issues tying my shoelaces since.

You know, in fact, a lot of my early memories are of my mum beating me. Strange, that.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #119,853

To be honest, I only remember being the current age I am. Lots of people don't believe me, and I'll admit I remember very few things at young ages, but specific memories and what not is a no go for me.

Also, @OP, I don't know how to tie my shoes. I never really had mine tied as I always tuck my shit in.

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Foxygen !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,855

I remember the view out my front screen door, the layout of the rest of the house, and the town firehouse in my birthtown in NC. We left there when I was three, so I got a bitchin long-term memory.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,858

first memory burned into my mind.

I stood in three doorway looking out at my father. He was on a stretcher being wheeled over to an ambulance. That was he last time he was in our home before he died. That's the only real memory I have of him. Basically I got a late 2nd birthday present. Go me!

Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,859

I remember a lot. Earliest from when I was about 2 or 3 years old. Most vivid would have to be throwing my cat off my deck when I was 3, I think.

Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,860

@119,855 (Foxygen !FANATICibM)
That's insane. I don't understand how people can remember at such young ages. They best be superhumans.

Meowth double-posted this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,862

@119,858 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
My condolences.

@119,859 (Ninjj)
Superhuman detected.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,865

@previous (Meowth)
i was young. I am just glad I wasn't old enough to get attached in a more long term way. I stopped crying over him in 7th grade.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,867

@119,853 (Meowth)

I don't remember much, to be honest. Just a few things from when I was a kid. Like this one time, I got in trouble for supposedly doing something and I'd get hit on the face every time I said I didn't do it, and I had to pretend that I did do it just so I wouldn't get hit any more. Or once when I had to manually destroy my collection of comic books (over 1000) because I did something or other and was then shown a slug on the bin lid the day after and told that it was eating my comics right now and there was nothing I could do about it. Or the time when she asked me to pull the 'video' forward and I misunderstood her because 'video' is what I called the tapes but what she called the player so I pulled out the tape and gave it to her and she destroyed it, it being my prized VHS copy of Bean.

Wow, she was kind of abusive now I think about it.

Ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,868

@previous (A)
Kill her.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,869

@previous (Ninjj)

No I love my mummy.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,885

@OP
It seems like she put a whole lot of effort into the mock shoe for her her retard son to fuck it all up.

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mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,890

@119,868 (Ninjj)
Rape her.

Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,902

@119,867 (A)
That sucks balls.

Ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #119,917

@119,869 (A)
But she SUCKS.

Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #119,919

@previous (Ninjj)
Balls.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #119,933

Hmm. We were moving into a real house. And there were all these balloons. My brother was popping them with a math compass or something to make me laugh.
Judging by location, I would have been around 2.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,012

@119,917 (Ninjj)

no u

Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,016

@119,933 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Interesting.

TTEH !penisGseqs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,041

I remember being in a pushchair at age 2-3 and throwing bread out for ducks in a pond. :3

I think that's my earliest memory, I don't remember anything else from around that time.

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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,042

@previous (TTEH !penisGseqs)

Dawwww.

!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,113

I was around 4 years old and my parents were screaming and throwing random objects at each other. A glass hit my head at 1 point and my parents went silent. Then, they both came running towards me.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,114

@previous (!poISOnioxc)
What a lovely first memory.

!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,117

Oh maybe the time when my dad, cousin, and I were on a road trip. We stopped at the gas station and my cousin wanted to get out. He decided to go through the window because the door wasn't working. He got stuck in the window and asked me for help. All I could do was laugh and pull the window a little bit higher. Then, my dad came and we both laughed and took pictures. My cousin was crying at that point. :{

tekamine !/Mu.N3u/l. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,119

Getting my hat stolen by a Monkey on the rock of Gibraltar

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,120

I was 3 years old, it snowed over night in germany and when I woke up, I run out to see what the fuck that white thing was...

Few moments later I run inside the house crying like a little 3 year old kid, hugging the radiator cause my hands are freezing x)

!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,122

@120,114 (I)
Merci for irony :|

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,147

@120,120 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)

D'aaw thats such a cute memory :)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,190

I was two and I just got my kitten, I remember it terrorising me and how fucking huge the thing was (pretty much my size except with claws and anger at me pulling its tail). Now I see kittens and I always think of this picture perfect memory of a fucking massive kitten.

True story.
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